Medical Council warns Thai men against DIY penis enlargements

[connda]

Taoists have been doing it since the dawn of men.  Perhaps it's the modern medical 'experts' who actually don't have a clue.

[howbri]

"Be satisfied with 3-5 inches"? No way. 

[spidermike007]

I am all about FYI. I am pretty handy, and have fixed my toilets, my sinks, have done some work on my car and my motorbike, fixed home appliances, etc. But, there are some things in life that are meant to be left to the professionals, if indeed something is required in that area. What on earth were these clowns thinking? Problems resulting in amputation? Hello.

[johng]

FYI ?? is it anything like D.I.Y [emoji39]

[Captain 776]

Lololol does this really need to be said 

 

Dont attempt to  do it yourself?

[wwest5829]

On 6/8/2019 at 1:34 PM, Lacessit said:

Porn is to blame. Guys see males with dicks the size of large carrots, and think they need to follow suit.

People, it's not how big it is, but how it is used. It's also not the only tool at your disposal.

I remember my Father saying, “It’s not the size of the magician’s wand, but how the magician waves it”. Fortunately, neither has presented a problem.

[GTgrizzly]

No good havin a V8 if you don't know how to drive 

[RJRS1301]

I find it hard to believe that the medical council would have used such puerile and infantile language to describe the penis

Was the reporter attempting to be funny, if so they need to counselled and told to grow up.

 

 

[RobbyXNorway]

4 hours ago, brian2f2f said:

The funny part is my wife. Her friend said she is jealous of her because i have a big dick and her thai bf only had a tiny dick. I replied to my wife. Im jealous of her bf because she actually dose sex with him where you don't with me and only lie about will do. 555. needless to say between this lazy know it all attitude this marriage is on a fast track to being over. And if continues then. For sure after visa means and so forth are secure then this marriage will be over. Honestly im sick of the thai know it all attitude as well as the lazy thai attitude. Its only getting worse from my perspective. And def not the same thai attitude and behavior as when i first arrived here or even from 3 yrs ago. I love am active lifestyle and i want to share that with a wife. But back to the story my wifes friend backs up the stories that thai women want a bigger dick then what thai men can provide them. That thai men just can't satisfy them sexualy. 

What?! You think this is a THAI issue? Try general female issue (or actually human issue in general). Dig deeper for the next one. There are lots of hard working good ladies here in Thailand.

[RobbyXNorway]

1 hour ago, wwest5829 said:

I remember my Father saying, “It’s not the size of the magician’s wand, but how the magician waves it”. Fortunately, neither has presented a problem.

The good ol' pump and dump is nice sometimes, but you get far with the ladies if you can do magic tricks with your mouth and hands also ????‍⚕️

[mike787]

On 6/8/2019 at 1:53 PM, RichardColeman said:

Gotta feel sorry for Thai women - their men supposedly have small love sausages and they have banned the sale dildos. 

and many farang with are leaving Thailand, taking with them the big sausage, and money.  Poor thai girls.

[mserror]

I am not keen on DIY. I like a woman to do the enlargement.

[Mac98]

On 6/8/2019 at 1:43 PM, Reigntax said:

Sounds like Thai women get ripped off in both the election and erection departments. In both, Its difficult to get their desired member.

maybe that's why Thai ladies always say "erection" when talking in English about an "election".

[Sailboat]

On ‎6‎/‎8‎/‎2019 at 3:14 PM, overherebc said:

There was a young man named Kent

Whose willie got badly bent

To save any trouble he put it in double

And instead of coming he went.

 

Does that help????

What???

[chama]

Seems like Darwinism would solve this issue even without the warning!

[wisperone]

Funny how the ones saying 3-4 is good enough are all men.

Now get around a group of women have a free talk on penis size and see what their opinion is????

[mike787]

10 hours ago, Krataiboy said:

Maybe somebody should tell Thai men (and all others who think the same way) that size really doesn't matter. The most sensitive parts of a woman's nether regions are the clitoris and the first two or three inches of the vagina. You've got to be really unlucky not to measure up to that.

The only size that matters to somew omen is the size of the bank act.$$$$$$$$$$$$. except for the man in this video....

https://www.mirror.co.uk/news/world-news/man-worlds-longest-penis-now-11730050

 

[overherebc]

1 hour ago, Sailboat said:

What???

Hot?  Left my specs in the car but looking at the big thermometer on the wall it's not that bad. 30 degrees centiheight.

Does that help???

[patrick1968]

[Ctkong]

On 6/8/2019 at 12:53 PM, RichardColeman said:

Gotta feel sorry for Thai women - their men supposedly have small love sausages and they have banned the sale dildos. 

Maybe the reason for dildo banning is because if the women used them, they will never feel the same with genuine Thai member again. Moreover with the tunnel ploughing by the ‘western size’ dildos, it may never recover to their original size at all making matters worse. 

[Ctkong]

1 hour ago, wisperone said:

Funny how the ones saying 3-4 is good enough are all men.

Now get around a group of women have a free talk on penis size and see what their opinion is????

I guess from the women’s point of view it depends upon the other party’s size. Like the shoe. It takes both parties to make it a snug fit. 

[Ctkong]

About white men’s dick, I am not sure of the truth but in asean myth, I have heard that though white men’s member are longer, they are not as rigid or last as long as asean men.  Reason given is that the white men drink too much beer... true ?

[Ctkong]

On 6/8/2019 at 5:44 PM, brokenbone said:

masturbate a lot and it will become bigger

Isn’t the penis a muscle?  Don’t regular exercise not only make the muscle bigger but also lean and mean? 

[Ctkong]

Once long time ago when I used to do business in China and did frequent karaoke clubs with ladies,  we used to bring back the girls and I have this chinese friend who was my buddy at those events. Some of the ladies he tried to bring back to the hotel had facial features ( as in Chinese face reading)  which indicated that their pussies were larger than normal. We Chinese believed that a Chinese lady with a wide mouth has the corresponding wide orifice down there. That is why Chinese men like ladies with a small mouth. This nugget of information i passed on to my friend and imagine my surprise the next morning when enquired, he replied that they were fine. This news kept me flabbergasted for a long time until one day when we were both at the urinals with him standing right beside me, the penny dropped. The guy was hung like a horse. 

[brokenbone]

On 6/8/2019 at 5:58 PM, bluesofa said:

Ha ha! That's a very relevant username to go with your post!

yeah, my mother used to threaten me with osteoporosis if i kept masturbating like crazy every day and night.

was she right or issit just bad luck ?

[brokenbone]

1 hour ago, Ctkong said:

Isn’t the penis a muscle?  Don’t regular exercise not only make the muscle bigger but also lean and mean? 

i only know, i masturbated more than almost any man,

and the girls commonly think its too big,

to the point they commonly decline at the frightful sight of it

Edited June 9, 2019 by brokenbone

[shy coconut]

9 hours ago, howbri said:

"Be satisfied with 3-5 inches"? No way. 

Would you prefer your man to have more?

[Bluespunk]

On 6/8/2019 at 8:09 AM, rooster59 said:

Medical Council warns Thai men against DIY penis enlargements

There are some things no man should ever need warning about not doing. 

 

This is all of them. 

[johng50]

Maybe this is why Thai males have an anger problem with society. They feel threatened

and inadacate against farang male tourists who put a smile on thai women faces.

[Stygge]

Seize doesn't matter. You hear it like a mantra.
And still it does.
Why?
It's a visual thing first of all. Women get aroused by a big dick like men on big boobies. Even though women with smaller breasts probably breastfeed as good.
And it's an evolutionary thing. A big dick penetrates deeper and ejaculates closer to the egg. It makes the journey shorter and quicker for the sperms to reach the egg. Big dicks make babies easier and thus men with big dicks and sufficient erektion are perceived by women as more fertile and thus more attractive. It's an unconscious thing of course, like all genetic and evolutionary urges. It applies even for women not wishing to get pregnant.

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