OH SO MANY have come here to find love in all the wrong places.

[MisterBleach]

After living with a couple of wives, and also various girlfriends, during the past years, I have come to Thailand to be single.

I do not hang out in the bars nor do I carouse with questionable women.

 

In fact, I now shun all close relationships with women, and I also don't like boys.

 

I have come to Thailand to chill.

 

Also, I have come to Thailand to study.

 

There is nothing like dedication to study in order to wash women out of one's hair.

 

How many of you here agree with me that to be in Thailand and Celibate is heavenly?

 

How many of you are running away from fractious and contentious and ill-begotten relationships with women who went sour on you?

 

Although I did not come here to get away from anyone, yet I came here to chill by myself and to study and to write, and to contemplate.

 

I value my freedom from fractious women, even though I do not objectify them.

 

My best advice to anyone who might read this is that love is pain, and that relationships can go bad, and almost inevitably do.

 

This is why you should be very careful to not make the same mistakes you made in your home country, just by starting up some foolish relationship with the first girl or guy that you might meet.

 

Are you men or mice, for example?

 

I hope that everyone will stop to think that man does not need woman.

I also hope that you will recall what happened to Van Gogh's ear after he met a woman.

 

 

And so, please stay out of the bars, just as I stay away from the bars myself.

 

This exhortation to you all is very well founded upon what I have witnessed of life between the sexes, and even among those of the same sex.

 

My advice is that if you want to keep your sanity, then just chill; don't fool around.

Please just stay single and celibate.

 

Celibacy is the surest way to avoid the pain of love.

 

 

[Nyezhov]

Nice dude. I find women, even the ones I love, to be an intolerable annoyance. Wouldnt mind having one around every now and then to do the laundry and cook and clean, but hey, every once in a while rent one for a half an hour and you are good.

[DannyCarlton]

Don't forget to alternate between the right hand and the left or you'll get blisters.

[norfolkandchance]

Trolling again.

[DannyCarlton]

5 minutes ago, norfolkandchance said:

Trolling again.

Nah, just some American born again Christian evangelist preaching to the heathens.

 

Suggest that he gets his own country in order before he comes on TV apostolising to us monkeys.

 

 

Edited October 25, 2019 by DannyCarlton

[transam]

I think the OP is definitely Monk material.....????

[worgeordie]

47 minutes ago, MisterBleach said:

How many of you here agree with me that to be in Thailand and Celibate is heavenly?

Not many on TV forum, I would suspect.

regards Worgeordie

[holy cow cm]

 

40 minutes ago, MisterBleach said:

In fact, I now shun all close relationships with women, and I also don't like boys.

Ah yes. Here is the newest subject (subjective) post I thought we would see from the OP. This guy is taking the cake for all his posts. So he is mad at women and mad at boys? Why on earth would he say boys when the correct term would be men? It's no wonder with the rants going on why he has been unsuccessful in all his relationship endeavors. Sounds like a bitter evangelical person who got caught with his hands in the lust cookie jar and now wants to look as clean as the driven snow where the husky did not go.

 

I like women, enjoy their company and like being around my wife too! This is what life is about.

 

To the OP. Sorry, I'm no angel or no devil but your posts are becoming too out there for my Thailand and worldly tainted eyes and ears. 

[neeray]

Oh boy (I mean men). This one will be fun.

 

Let the posts begin !

[Hackney35]

You sound like a textbook Incel!!!

 

Thai woman are 100% the best thing about Thailand. Beautiful soft skin, tight bodies, long silky hair, good sense of humour!!

Have a word with yourself mate!!!!

[Puchaiyank]

Hope that everyone will stop to think that man does not need woman!

 

You sir are either woefully misinformed, have low levels of testosterone, or trolling for your own amusement.  ????

[Nyezhov]

1 hour ago, MisterBleach said:

I do not hang out in the bars nor do I carouse with questionable women.

 

In fact, I now shun all close relationships with women, and I also don't like boys.

Well which one do you like back where you are from? I dont like questionable women either, I look at their ID to make sure they are genetic.

 

All three? Sounds hot.

[transam]

I hate to think what the OP's next thread will be about, and I guess it will arrive in a few hours time...Sadly........????

[soalbundy]

Love is a four lettered word of destruction, on the other hand there is always lust.

[ChipButty]

He's the life and soul of any party

[metempsychotic]

1 hour ago, MisterBleach said:

After living with a couple of wives,..

 

(blah, blah, blah)....

 

Celibacy is the surest way to avoid the pain of love.

I'd say death is much more effective. 

[neeray]

MisterBleach sounds kind of bland to me.

[mauGR1]

5 minutes ago, Puchaiyank said:

Hope that everyone will stop to think that man does not need woman!

 

You sir are either woefully misinformed, have low levels of testosterone, or trolling for your own amusement.  ????

Thanks to my age, combined with my vegan diet, i fall in the 2nd category, and i am not a bit ashamed of that.

Some of you may brand me as cynical, but, apart from sex, i find that Thai women have very little to offer me.

A few women i met in my life, have been rather a pain in the ass, both in Thailand and home country.

Their beauty and inner grace, i am free to admire without paying one baht.

So, i don't find many things wrong with the OP.

[MisterBleach]

6 minutes ago, metempsychotic said:

I'd say death is much more effective. 

Am I to presume that you would prefer death to celibacy if you were compelled to make the choice?

 

Please don't let your pecker shorten your life if you are ever faced with this choice.

 

Just my advice.

Edited October 25, 2019 by MisterBleach

[metempsychotic]

Just now, MisterBleach said:

Am I to presume that you would prefer death to celibacy if your were compelled to make the choice?

 

Please don't let your pecker shorten your life if you are ever faced with this choice.

 

Just my advice.

It seems you presume much and you speak as if choosing neither were not an option. 

 

As for my pecker, don't you worry your pretty little head about that

[DannyCarlton]

1 minute ago, metempsychotic said:

As for my pecker, don't you worry your pretty little head about that

Oh but he does! And as for his claim not to like "boys", Methinks he doth protesteth too much sire.

[nikmar]

 

[transam]

5 minutes ago, MisterBleach said:

Am I to presume that you would prefer death to celibacy if you were compelled to make the choice?

 

Please don't let your pecker shorten your life if you are ever faced with this choice.

 

Just my advice.

Aaaaah, from the U.S of A.....Do you belong to one of those huge number of different Baptist or JW hangouts over there...?

[RichardColeman]

1 hour ago, MisterBleach said:

There is nothing like dedication to study in order to wash women out of one's hair.

You become a monk ? News for ya,  they are at it more than others some of the time

[NCC1701A]

yes Hua Hin is definitely the wrong place to look for love.

 

setting up a branch office in Pattaya now. more love everywhere.

[MisterBleach]

22 minutes ago, transam said:

Aaaaah, from the U.S of A.....Do you belong to one of those huge number of different Baptist or JW hangouts over there...?

Please do not come to premature conclusions, nor premature ejaculations.

Thank you.

[Matzzon]

2 hours ago, MisterBleach said:

I hope that everyone will stop to think that man does not need woman.

I just knew you would write something that goes totally against all else in your post. 

[Kwasaki]

2 hours ago, MisterBleach said:

How many of you here agree with me that to be in Thailand and Celibate is heavenly?

Another on here who must be bundle of fun. ????

Yeah I luv Thailand have a Thai wife and never regretted my decision to retire here thanks.

[marqus12]

2 hours ago, MisterBleach said:

After living with a couple of wives, and also various girlfriends, during the past years, I have come to Thailand to be single.

My Thai girl is ok, but I had to do a lot of work to make her a valuable

and meaningful person.
If this relationship ends for some reason I wouldn't want to start over

with a Thai woman even for free.

[Isaanbiker]

46 minutes ago, MisterBleach said:

Please do not come to premature conclusions, nor premature ejaculations.

Thank you.

That was way too late, it already happened. Right, Trans?