It's time to hit the bottle...Hard.

[WineOh]

With sky news now claiming we are heading for the worst recession since the 1930's I have decided to stock up on whiskey and spirits. In my cupboard now are:

10x 1 Litre bottle Jack daniels

10x 1 Litre bottle of Smirnoff

10X bombay safire 

5x napoleon brandy

1000 ciggies. 

 

The end off the world is nigh, and this is how I wanna bow out. I've sold most of my furniture save a computer chair and desk.

Sounds sad but i don't care tbh.

 

how are you all coping with the boredom ?

Edited March 22, 2020 by Liverpoolfan

[CharlieH]

Thought you sold the laptop too and was "hitting the road Jack" 

[Denim]

Not bad , but what are you going to drink next week.

 

Anyway, we thought you had already sold your cupboard and moved to Pitcairn.

[WineOh]

1 minute ago, CharlieH said:

Thought you sold the laptop too and was "hitting the road Jack" 

I'm hitting the road when I can fly!~

[sidjameson]

In Thailand you only really need 

1 girl

4 mates

A room

A fan

PC with internet connection

 

Even in a recession everyone can afford that.

[GeorgeCross]

lol good luck fella!

[rvaviator]

1 minute ago, Liverpoolfan said:

I'm hitting the road when I can fly!~

Why not get a sail boat and make a real adventure ?

[WineOh]

1 minute ago, rvaviator said:

Why not get a sail boat and make a real adventure ?

i was thinking too do that mate.

but i;m not the best swimmer. 

 

no corona on the high seas though so may be an option!!

[Susco]

3 minutes ago, Liverpoolfan said:

I'm hitting the road when I can fly!~

Plenty of flights to the UK still available.............or did you mean until you grow wings?

[Orton Rd]

Bombay safire is that a Liverpool drink? ???? he probably stole em from the corner shop shop in Liverpool

[URMySunshine]

8 minutes ago, sidjameson said:

In Thailand you only really need 

1 girl

4 mates

A room

A fan

PC with internet connection

 

Even in a recession everyone can afford that.

The secret to happiness is aim low and overshoot looks like you have cracked that. Of course the money is a given I take it in that menu !

[Olmate]

Leaving Las Vegas, been done by what’s his name!

[WineOh]

2 minutes ago, Orton Rd said:

Bombay safire is that a Liverpool drink? ???? he probably stole em from the corner shop shop in Liverpool

Haha,

funny right la.

 

 Whrre orton road mate?

[timendres]

Whatever happened to the "stiff upper lip"? We sure are a spoiled lot these days, compared to our grandparents. Time to man up.

[NCC1701A]

you had better get all your personal porn together on a local drive.

 

and start bit torrents on everything while there is still time.

 

i don't drink but i bought a bottle of real California wine today. For when the DOW hits 900.

 

good luck everybody.

 

 

[NCC1701A]

2 minutes ago, timendres said:

Whatever happened to the "stiff upper lip"? We sure are a spoiled lot these days, compared to our grandparents. Time to man up.

 i was just watching "darkest hour" about Winston Churchill on Netflix. he is rolling over in his grave right now.

[WineOh]

5 minutes ago, NCC1701A said:

i don't drink but i bought a bottle of real California wine today. For when the DOW hits 900.

 

good luck everybody.

 

 

Swme to you mayte

enjoy the wine!

[Lacessit]

I prefer sex. My GF is on notice to prepare herself for the coming apocalypse.

[CLS]

Always good to stock up. But where is the whisky you talked about?

Edited March 22, 2020 by CLS

[Orton Rd]

19 minutes ago, Liverpoolfan said:

Haha,

funny right la.

 

 Whrre orton road mate?

Toxteth ????

[Matzzon]

31 minutes ago, Liverpoolfan said:

I'm hitting the road when I can fly!~

Don´t worry about that! 
 

40 minutes ago, Liverpoolfan said:

The end off the world is nigh, and this is how I wanna bow out.

After that they will not accept you as a passenger.

[elliss]

35 minutes ago, Liverpoolfan said:

I'm hitting the road when I can fly!~

 

 Better than a long boring death , clinging onto a Kindle ..

 

 

Edited March 22, 2020 by elliss

[elliss]

13 minutes ago, Liverpoolfan said:

Swme to you mayte

enjoy the wine!

  Smyths salted crisps , and exxtra strong cheddar . Bliss ..

[brokenbone]

you need  a real hobby, try hands free fapping, its a blast

[fishtank]

41 minutes ago, Liverpoolfan said:

I'm hitting the road when I can fly!~

At least we can celebrate the fact that Liverpool will not be premier league champions this year.

[Orton Rd]

3 minutes ago, fishtank said:

At least we can celebrate the fact that Liverpool will not be premier league champions this year.

FA already said they will be, they should be as they have run away with it only beaten once

[WineOh]

3 minutes ago, fishtank said:

At least we can celebrate the fact that Liverpool will not be premier league champions this year.

Says who ??

[Golden Triangle]

18 minutes ago, Liverpoolfan said:

Says who ??

Calm down, calm down la

[CGW]

1 hour ago, Liverpoolfan said:

I'm hitting the road when I can fly!~

Just stop watching Sky news and all the other sensationalism, take one day at a time and everything will be ok ????

_Maybe ????

[DaRoadrunner]

He may have a point ya know. After reading all your responses its enough to make anyone commit suicide.