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Japanese Mayor: coronavirus - only men should go shopping as women take too long


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A wise man :tongue:

I often go shopping alone.

And for the rest I am happy to have wife/daughter who will not spend less than an hour in shop/supermarket.

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Husband:   I bought you some underwear when I was shopping today.

Wife:  I know men shop quicker, did you check my underwear drawer before you left to check my size?

Husband: Sorry darling, I thought your rear had grown so I bought you an XL, it looked like they would fit.  I checked by                  placing my hands over each side.

Wife: Are you saying my butt looks big?

Husband: I think I need to go outside and mow the lawn now

Wife: (Crying) My butt does look big to you doesn't it!!!

Husband: (Silently thinking "I can not win this one", and slowly walks backwards out the door, waiting for the shoe to be                 thrown at his head......... 

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Could do with some of that in the West... the cringeworthy left and feminists would have a field-day in the UK of course, and a significant percentage of meek white men would go along with it. Yuck.

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I know in Spain, which is under 24 hour curfew for almost a month, only 1 person at the time is allowed inside supermarket.

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