Is Afternoon Delight on the menu for bored Brits in lockdown?

Research suggests that each of us is reacting differently to being couped up

David Buckley

 

The scene in Anchorman where Ron Burgundy and other members of the TV team burst into song. Picture: YouTube.com

 

I appreciate that it is not very romantic to describe love making as a cure for boredom, but it seems that being stuck indoors during the coronavirus lockdown may have turned many a couple’s thoughts to love, or should that be lust?

 

This should come as no surprise. Well, the “love” bit anyhow, not so sure about the “lust”. There is only so much gardening you can do and, if you live in a flat or condo, even that diversion is not likely to be open to you. There is decorating, of course, and I plan to touch upon that in a future post. So what else is there to do to cure the boredom? Something more pleasurable (in my book, anyway) than cutting the grass or painting the ceiling?

 

 

How about some Afternoon Delight as popularised in the Anchorman film? Or carrying out an assault with a friendly weapon? Dipping the wick?

 

Taking ol’ one-eye to the optometrist? I could go on, but I’ll spare you. There is a website that lists 400 euphemisms for sexual intercourse, a few of which I have stolen here. Some are funny; others just too rude to repeat.

 

A website called From Mars has surveyed 1,000 adults from across the UK and got to the nitty gritty about how their desire has been impacted by Covid-19. If you’ve found yourself feeling sexually frustrated, you’re not alone, it seems. Of the people surveyed 14% said they’d been feeling the strain while socially-isolating. And it seems as though men are finding it slightly harder (no pun intended) than women, with 17% of men admitting to feeling sexually frustrated, compared with 11% of women.

 

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Does a w@nk count?

Asking for a friend...

13 minutes ago, webfact said:

So what else is there to do to cure the boredom? Something more pleasurable (in my book, anyway) than cutting the grass or painting the ceiling?

Well the sex is generally not available from most Brit female partners.

(from my previous experience of being married to an English woman)

 

But in Thailand, 5-10 minutes for sex then .........

I find drinking and taking drugs helps use up the rest of the day.

I had to work from home for 3 weeks, my Mrs wanted to kill me not make love!

Afternoon delight? 

So British is having delight in the afternoon? Weird. 

We always had delight when woke up in the morning. 

Call that 'morning delight'. 

Passing 60's no more morning delight. 

Only Viagra delight.

4 minutes ago, Retarded said:

Afternoon delight? 

So British is having delight in the afternoon? Weird. 

We always had delight when woke up in the morning. 

Call that 'morning delight'. 

Passing 60's no more morning delight. 

Only Viagra delight.

In the UK ..........

It's called 'afternoon delight' because they're banging someone while their husband is at work (and kids at school).

COVID has removed most of the women's opportunity for the 'delight' part of the action.

anyone in LOS having a problem with no afternoon delight is not using social media.

5 hours ago, BritManToo said:

Well the sex is generally not available from most Brit female partners.

(from my previous experience of being married to an English woman)

 

But in Thailand, 5-10 minutes for sex then .........

I find drinking and taking drugs helps use up the rest of the day.

 

5-10 minutes, stop exaggerating! 

 

And those groans you hear are from the Lakorn your missus is watching over your shoulder - 555!

10 minutes ago, wombat said:

anyone in LOS having a problem with no afternoon delight is not using social media.

 

Naughty!

I miss my 1 pm sessions with my afternoon delight so much now my gf is out of work and stays at home all the time.

They are lip syncing, right?