Following all the rules, regulations, and warnings  in todays world takes up 95% of my time.

 

The rest of the day I spend worrying......

I wish I had kept a photo of a large grafiti piece years ago on a building in Adelaide, seen by all motorists:

 

"Taxpayers are revolting!"

 

 

Same artist did another big grafiti piece, again on the side of a building seen by all motorists:

 

"Lettuce pray"

 

 

 

3 minutes ago, rumak said:

Following all the rules, regulations, and warnings  in todays world takes up 95% of my time.

 

The rest of the day I spend worrying......

 

By all means worry but never try to understand.

"The only mystery in life is why the kamikaze pilots wore helmets.”– Al McGuire

i just got my yearly health check result,

it has its positives and negatives living in thailand

Why doesn't glue stick to the inside of the bottle?

Why does "fat chance" and "slim chance" mean the same thing?

 

Why does a Red cow produce white milk when all it eats is green grass ?

I can be disconcerted or disgruntled, why can't I be concerted and gruntled?

No hairdresser or tailor, finding you dishevelled, can hevel you. And if you're unkempt, you will never be kempt again.

 

When you take something apart, you dismantle it. But you'll never mantle it by putting it together again.

4 hours ago, Lacessit said:

why can't I be concerted and gruntled?

Wodehouse caused gruntled to come in from the cold:

https://www.dictionary.com/browse/gruntled?s=t

Why do they make pizza round , cut it into tri-angles and put it in a square box ?

If a 9 year old girl puts on cream that makes women look 10 years younger , will she disappear ?

Sign in a public toilet.   "Please do not discard your cigarette butts in the urinal, it makes them soggy and hard to light"

Taxpayers are revolting.

 

Lettuce spray.