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When translations go wrong. 

Temples and More. 

Couldnt find any other way to show this........

 

https://www.facebook.com/groups/melkbosstranders/permalink/10158733418642296/

 

 

Brilliant !

If you have 90 minutes to spare and you like comedy quizzes, watch this ...

(I scored less than the losing team)

 

 

 

 

These must be some good oranges I found in Makro according to the english translation!

 

A frog goes into a bank and approaches the teller. He can see from her nameplate that her name is Patty Whack.

 

"Miss Whack, I'd like to get a $30,000 loan to take a holiday."

 

Patty looks at the frog in disbelief and asks his name. The frog says his name is Kermit Jagger, his dad is Mick Jagger, and that it's okay, he knows the bank manager.

 

Patty explains that he will need to secure the loan with some collateral.

 

The frog says, "Sure. I have this," and produces a tiny porcelain elephant, about an inch tall, bright pink and perfectly formed.

 

Very confused, Patty explains that she'll have to consult with the bank manager and disappears into a back office.

She finds the manager and says, "There's a frog called Kermit Jagger out there who claims to know you and wants to borrow $30,000, and he wants to use this as collateral." She holds up the tiny pink elephant. "I mean, what in the world is this?"

 

The bank manager looks back at her and says, "It's a knickknack, Patty Whack. Give the frog a loan. His old man's a Rolling Stone."

 

 

I've seen this movie several times in the past and never noticed before how Jason Bourne really disappears, or rather, tries to disappear. 

????

 

 

 

Midwives told to say 'chestfeeding' instead of 'breastfeeding' in gender-inclusive move

10 February 2021, 09:53 | Updated: 10 February 2021, 12:29

Midwives have been advised to use the word chestfeeding rather than breastfeeding. Picture: PA

https://www.lbc.co.uk/news/breastfeeding-called-chestfeeding-trans-friendly-midwives-told-brighton/

That's it - no Hope for England !

PC has won

Any Aussies out there ... Aussie, Aussie Aussie

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