Snakes alive! Warning to check toilets before sitting down as serpent comes to say hello!

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Thai caption: Check before doing your business! Snakes in the rainy season!

 

Posters on Facebook were freaked after pictures of a snake rearing up from a toilet bowl hit social media.

 

A "So You Wanna Be Famous Part 1" site said that everyone needs to be especially careful when using the loo during the rainy season, reported TNN. 

 

Now that the monsoon has hit Thailand snakes are getting up to various mischief seeking refuge from the rains.

 

The public have also been advised to check their boots and shoes in case the critters have taken up residence there too. 

 

In fact any hiding place could potentially be scary. 

 

Posters imagining the consequences of a "hong nam" bite on the bell-end or a nip on the tackle winced at the thought.

 

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[drenddy]

I think, male pornstars are at high risk here...Perhaps snakes would think there is a rival out there...

[HeijoshinCool]

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But there is good news...

 

You know your drain is not clogged....

[MrJ2U]

My wifes believes that the snakes are attracted by the fumes from fermenting Som tom.

[Mr Meeseeks]

Batter it wi' a loo brush!

[Crossy]

The solution is available in HomePro.

 

[toofarnorth]

2 minutes ago, Mr Meeseeks said:

Batter it wi' a loo brush!

What , and then eat it ?  No snakes as yet in my dunny but a week or two ago there was a big lizard in the spin drier , I can only think it climbed up the water drain pipe and got in that way , lizard ran up my arm and still lives near the washing machine out the back.

[konaboy]

"goodness gracious sakes alive!" 

John Wooden

[garygooner]

A woman said this happened to her, but when she said her name was.....Anna Conda!!! 

[hotchilli]

6 hours ago, Sticky Rice Balls said:

In other words watch ur frank n beans boys!!! ????

That's it, not dropping the kids off for a swim now until the missus has done an inspection.

[rwill]

How about a properly built septic system.

[Jai Dee]

A clearer image was posted by The Nation and identified the snake as a cobra.

 

No wonder the post went viral among terrified netizens.

 

[Thingamabob]

8 hours ago, Mr Meeseeks said:

Batter it wi' a loo brush!

Cruel.

[Deli]

Wouldn't survive my usual morning dump

[Almer]

12 hours ago, Sticky Rice Balls said:

In other words watch ur frank n beans boys!!! ????

Or "Meat and veg"????

[rcuthbert]

Never under estimate the repellent powers of toxic baked bean, cabbage, and pork flatus.

[sammieuk1]

Bit sexist a bite on the bell-end or a nip on the tackle what about the Jack and Danny or a slither up the crack for balance ????