2 hours ago, RafPinto said:

What does that mean?

 

My GF always calls me "ham jai (or something like that)"?

It translates “ you got the smallest dick I have ever seen but I love love”

5 hours ago, BangkokReady said:

Finally this problem is being addressed.

This is why doctors spend many years training to know right from wrong

1 hour ago, Moti24 said:

I think you're getting mixed-up with charades.

Ok! Relevance?

5 hours ago, Gottfrid said:

Mmmmmm.... Now they know to not use a bottle opener. Wonder what the next genius tool will be for their quest for manhood?

 

Next! My friend told me to slam the hammer on it, and it will suddenly grow to enormous proportions.

Isn't that Bang cock?

42 minutes ago, Gottfrid said:

Ok! Relevance?

Here you go.

You need to use the right tool for the right job?

6 hours ago, webfact said:

The man said he put his penis in the bottle opener after following advice from his friend, who claimed it would help enhance its size.

 

However, it only resulted in huge swelling.

Well, he wasn't wrong.

Reenactment of the crise with pictures ?

5 hours ago, keith101 said:

A new twist on taking the top off LOL .

 

I think I read that Sadam H had gone for a circumsision , no end to the <deleted>.

1 hour ago, jvs said:

Here you go.

Have a laugh emoji but deserves 2.

7 hours ago, Phuketshrew said:

Sure it wasn't a cork screw?

cock screw more like 

There is something intuitive about this. It seems like such a natural thing to do, one has to wonder why more do not try it. 

 

What can one say? Friends are like lawyers. Many offer advice. You then employ your intellect to determine whether or not the advice is sound, and worthwhile!

 

Darwin was correct. Survival of the fittest includes inate intelligence! 

When they removed the opener, did he go, 'Pssshhhhhfffft' and foam up?

Was it this bottle opener?

6 hours ago, Rampant Rabbit said:

I was  planning on sticking my  head  in a vice but I  guess id  best check with the doctor  first  now

Best to stay with drilling holes in your head. That's been fully vetted and is considered a safe procedure as long as sharp drills are used. WARNING: DO NOT USE A CORKSCREW!

What lies they are telling again.

They confiscated sex toys etc.

i walked today from Asoke to Nana and. have counted 12 kiosk where they were selling the usual stuff.

Saw this on telly tonight, with a couple of first responders simulating the "rescue" with a finger stuck inside a bottle neck, whith a pixillated still of the guy on a gurney, obviously pantless, shown on split screen. I asked my wife, "This isn't about somebody got their finger stuck, is it?" Broader than usual Thai smile in response.????

10 hours ago, ezzra said:

Can't be done.. i tried.. not possible, into a bottle though, different story...

LOL! That's what actually happened, " stuck in a bottle opening". They simulated the "rescue" on television, with one chap holding a finger in the bottle neck while another "operated".

Just chuck him in an ice bath

7 hours ago, JohnnieB said:

You need to use the right tool for the right job?

GOOD LORD!

Any photos?

Doc comes in and says " I have good news and bad news" "The good news is your penis is now twice its size" " The bad new is its gangrened"

As the good book says, "It's easier for a camel to pass through the eye of a needle, than for a grown man to pass his junk through a bottle opener"

was she sacked?

A warning well issued, so boys  beware.  I hope it was a cheap opener.

 Glad he had a doctor with a steady hand to have the opener sawed or snipped off without further damage.

   I guess his loss of face will be enuff.

Geezer

5 hours ago, Walker88 said:

As the good book says, "It's easier for a camel to pass through the eye of a needle, than for a grown man to pass his junk through a bottle opener"

He passed it through ok, it was the return journey that posed the problem. 

22 hours ago, Almer said:

I got mine caught in a trouser Zip

Bet there wasn't any zipping in and out for awhile following that little trauma. 

23 hours ago, Gottfrid said:

Ok! Relevance?

 

1 hour ago, Artisi said:

Bet there wasn't any zipping in and out for awhile following that little trauma. 

I was at a job interview and a quick pee was needed got the old chap caught by the foreskin, i laugh now and love telling the story in Pattaya or Cowboy and then play acting a bit.

1 hour ago, Almer said:

I was at a job interview and a quick pee was needed got the old chap caught by the foreskin, i laugh now and love telling the story in Pattaya or Cowboy and then play acting a bit.

I my case I was "on the job" with someone else's G/F and nearly got sprung, it was nearly a full length injury, certainly put me off stroke for a week or so.