Petite, brown girls, Patong

[DrPhibes]

Hi All,

 

I have a friend coming from the US to Thailand for a couple of months and he wants to spend a week in Patong with a part time GF found there in Patong.  The many times I have been to Bangla Walking Street, the girls working there are more tall, fair skinned, and working to look buxom in a model sort of way.  For appearance, he likes petite, sleek, brown to dark brown skin color.  Anyone know where in Patong he might have a higher probability of running into the temp girlfriend of his dreams?  As always, thanks in advance!

[Celsius]

Racist thread. Also prostitution is illegal.

[bob smith]

Tell him to try Yala or Pattani. 

[mikeymike100]

7 minutes ago, Celsius said:

Racist thread. Also prostitution is illegal.

Another hilarious post!????

[Denim]

5 minutes ago, bob smith said:

Tell him to try Yala or Pattani. 

Or fly via Mombasa and pick something up on the way.

[RichardColeman]

39 minutes ago, DrPhibes said:

For appearance, he likes petite, sleek, brown to dark brown skin color.  Anyone know where in Patong he might have a higher probability of running into the temp girlfriend of his dreams? 

Nigeria ?

[DrPhibes]

22 minutes ago, Celsius said:

Racist thread. Also prostitution is illegal.

Wow, that was harsh.  Never mentioned prostitutes.  The guy knows what he finds pretty and was hoping for a fair exchange of laughs, emotions, and effort rewarded body fluids ???? Pretty much a GF.

[marin]

19 minutes ago, bob smith said:

Tell him to try Yala or Pattani. 

????????

 

You really are new to all of this aren't you Bobby?

[1FinickyOne]

Just skin color and appearance? No personality required? 

 

Does he want a person or a blow-up doll will do, providing the color is correct?

[Sparktrader]

Bargirls there are 7/10 max. The hottest women dont work in bars.

 

Dreams? Khon Kaen has the hottest women and no annoying suit salesmen.

[Sparktrader]

The hottest women in Phuket are from Songkhla and the Phils but this guy has no hope by the sounds of it.

[Andre0720]

So this guy has never been able to find the girl of his dream in all of his life.

So he turns to Patong to increase his chances of being successful now.

But needs also advice on zooming-in more precisely on that part of the world, you know, precision might be key.

Desperate I presume...

[mikeymike100]

2 minutes ago, Andre0720 said:

So this guy has never been able to find the girl of his dream in all of his life.

So he turns to Patong to increase his chances of being successful now.

But needs also advice on zooming-in more precisely on that part of the world, you know, precision might be key.

Desperate I presume...

Well according to the OP, he is from the USA, so yes desperate? Have you tried to date American women?

[Sparktrader]

5 minutes ago, Andre0720 said:

So this guy has never been able to find the girl of his dream in all of his life.

So he turns to Patong to increase his chances of being successful now.

But needs also advice on zooming-in more precisely on that part of the world, you know, precision might be key.

Desperate I presume...

But his mate joined a forum to get dating advice.

[Andre0720]

4 minutes ago, mikeymike100 said:

Well according to the OP, he is from the USA, so yes desperate? Have you tried to date American women?

Nah, never had that.... hummm, how to say that politely, humm.

Oh well, I just chose to come live near Patong.????

[proton]

After small brown girls? sounds a bit on the creepy side.

[chuang]

Desperados 

[mackayae]

Look for a Somtam cart near Bangla and Rat Uthit around 6 pm. There are lots of little brown eyed girls there.

[VinnieK]

Those tall, buxom ones are probably ladyboys. ????

[Adumbration]

Rohinga fishing village on Koh Siri.

[OneMoreFarang]

1 hour ago, Celsius said:

Racist thread.

Which part is racist?

Would you accept any woman any age, any size, etc.? 

[OneMoreFarang]

2 hours ago, DrPhibes said:

The many times I have been to Bangla Walking Street,

If you are willing to spend some money then invite a couple of mama-sans to drinks and give them a devent tip. Explain to them what you/your friend is looking for (if you like including sexual preferences, etc.). If you do it right and keep the mama-sans happy they will bring you the perfect girls.

[sqwakvfr]

Thai Cupid or Line App? 

[LaosLover]

How brown are talking here? One man's dusky is another's cafe au lait.

 

Don't a lot of Issan women work down there? If he wants browner, dial 1-800-CAMBODIA.

[Sparktrader]

2 minutes ago, LaosLover said:

How brown are talking here? One man's dusky is another's cafe au lait.

 

Don't a lot of Issan women work down there? If he wants browner, dial 1-800-CAMBODIA.

Street cart workers all brown. 

[Sparktrader]

10 minutes ago, OneMoreFarang said:

Which part is racist?

Would you accept any woman any age, any size, etc.? 

Racist against white women

Weightist against fat women

Heighest against tall women

 

[Sparktrader]

11 minutes ago, OneMoreFarang said:

Which part is racist?

Would you accept any woman any age, any size, etc.? 

Some do. Even the ugly bar girls get some action.

[1FinickyOne]

26 minutes ago, Sparktrader said:

Some do. Even the ugly bar girls get some action.

 

[1FinickyOne]

26 minutes ago, OneMoreFarang said:

This is about right. ????

The hat is too white

[Hummin]

2 hours ago, DrPhibes said:

Wow, that was harsh.  Never mentioned prostitutes.  The guy knows what he finds pretty and was hoping for a fair exchange of laughs, emotions, and effort rewarded body fluids ???? Pretty much a GF.

Asking for a friend, huh

 

Pathetic attempt