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7 minutes ago, steven100 said:

I went to see my Dr late yesterday .....  

After the examinatination he came out and whispered quitely ....  I'll tell you,    you don't have much time ....

being seriously concerned ,  I said why '  what is it ?

he said .....     bar closes in 20 minutes   !

You had me ????

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Doctor said, "you don't have much time."
I said, "you got the time?"

Doc said, "you want some time?"

I said, "time is all I have."

Doc said, "no."

"oh"

Then the Doctor said, "Did you really just make up a horrible joke to throw salt in the wounds of people who read the initial joke?"

"yes, is it a bad joke."
"the worst"

"good"

"ok"

 

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1 hour ago, steven100 said:

will do ....    I thought we could use a laugh with all the bad news we see lately.

Fair call Steven, some frivolity.

I went to see the same Dr.

He told me I need to get to a hospital now.

I said "a hospital? What is it?"

He said it's a big building with lots of patients, but that wasn't important right now.????????

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I used the same doctor. Had a few tests run.

He called me up and said "I have good news and bad news. Which do you want to hear first?"

Gimmee the good news first doc, gimmee the good news.

"You've got 24 hours to live" he tells me.

That's the good news!!?? What could be worse news than that??

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"I forgot to call you yesterday"

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On 1/3/2023 at 8:23 PM, Mac Mickmanus said:

How come the doctor was open that late at night ?

Doctors don't often work at 11 40 PM , was it a hospital you were at 

Perhaps the doctor said it at 1.40pm and the bars close from 2pm to 4pm

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On 1/3/2023 at 9:37 PM, Lucky Bones said:

Fair call Steven, some frivolity.

I went to see the same Dr.

He told me I need to get to a hospital now.

I said "a hospital? What is it?"

He said it's a big building with lots of patients, but that wasn't important right now.????????

haha ...  good one Lucky ....     I haven't seen you post lately   ?

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On 7/27/2024 at 1:23 PM, steven100 said:

haha ...  good one Lucky ....     I haven't seen you post lately   ?

Hi Steven100,

Correct. I decided to have some time away from the site. Posts were getting fairly "same-same" (including my posts).

 

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