Popular Post steven100 Posted January 3, 2023 Popular Post Share Posted January 3, 2023 I went to see my Dr late yesterday ..... After the examinatination he came out and whispered quitely .... I'll tell you, you don't have much time .... being seriously concerned , I said why ' what is it ? he said ..... bar closes in 20 minutes ! 1 17 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ozimoron Posted January 3, 2023 Share Posted January 3, 2023 grrr. ???? 1 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Popular Post Mac Mickmanus Posted January 3, 2023 Popular Post Share Posted January 3, 2023 How come the doctor was open that late at night ? Doctors don't often work at 11 40 PM , was it a hospital you were at 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Popular Post ripstanley Posted January 3, 2023 Popular Post Share Posted January 3, 2023 There is a thread running I think it is called "worst joke ever 2022" Ask the mods to move your post there. 2 3 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Popular Post ozimoron Posted January 3, 2023 Popular Post Share Posted January 3, 2023 (edited) 1 minute ago, Mac Mickmanus said: How come the doctor was open that late at night ? Doctors don't often work at 11 40 PM , was it a hospital you were at It was probably a bar where the girls dress up as nurses and he was too plastered to notice. Edited January 3, 2023 by ozimoron 1 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
4MyEgo Posted January 3, 2023 Share Posted January 3, 2023 7 minutes ago, steven100 said: I went to see my Dr late yesterday ..... After the examinatination he came out and whispered quitely .... I'll tell you, you don't have much time .... being seriously concerned , I said why ' what is it ? he said ..... bar closes in 20 minutes ! You had me ???? 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
stoner Posted January 3, 2023 Share Posted January 3, 2023 2 minutes ago, ozimoron said: It was probably a bar where the girls dress up as nurses and he was too plastered to notice. yes lets keep the narrative going they were female. don't want him doing anything drastic. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Popular Post steven100 Posted January 3, 2023 Author Popular Post Share Posted January 3, 2023 2 minutes ago, ozimoron said: It was probably a bar where the girls dress up as nurses and he was too plastered to notice. yeah that's the bar ' you've been there before I see. 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ozimoron Posted January 3, 2023 Share Posted January 3, 2023 Just now, steven100 said: yeah that's the bar ' you've been there before I see. I used to run a factory in the Philippines which made the uniforms for the bars there and adult shops in oz. 1 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Popular Post steven100 Posted January 3, 2023 Author Popular Post Share Posted January 3, 2023 4 minutes ago, ripstanley said: There is a thread running I think it is called "worst joke ever 2022" Ask the mods to move your post there. will do .... I thought we could use a laugh with all the bad news we see lately. 4 2 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Popular Post Salerno Posted January 3, 2023 Popular Post Share Posted January 3, 2023 2 minutes ago, steven100 said: yeah that's the bar ' you've been there before I see. In Pulse again? 1 1 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ozimoron Posted January 3, 2023 Share Posted January 3, 2023 Just now, Salerno said: In Pulse again? huh, My girlfriend told me she was a nurse. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kwasaki Posted January 3, 2023 Share Posted January 3, 2023 27 minutes ago, ozimoron said: huh, My girlfriend told me she was a nurse. My girlfriend is a nurse. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BananaStrong Posted January 3, 2023 Share Posted January 3, 2023 Doctor said, "you don't have much time." I said, "you got the time?" Doc said, "you want some time?" I said, "time is all I have." Doc said, "no." "oh" Then the Doctor said, "Did you really just make up a horrible joke to throw salt in the wounds of people who read the initial joke?" "yes, is it a bad joke." "the worst" "good" "ok" 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tarteso Posted January 3, 2023 Share Posted January 3, 2023 (edited) 53 minutes ago, steven100 said: you don't have much time ???? Edited January 3, 2023 by Tarteso 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Joe Farang Posted January 3, 2023 Share Posted January 3, 2023 Mocking is catching! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lucky Bones Posted January 3, 2023 Share Posted January 3, 2023 1 hour ago, steven100 said: will do .... I thought we could use a laugh with all the bad news we see lately. Fair call Steven, some frivolity. I went to see the same Dr. He told me I need to get to a hospital now. I said "a hospital? What is it?" He said it's a big building with lots of patients, but that wasn't important right now.???????? 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
3NUMBAS Posted January 3, 2023 Share Posted January 3, 2023 tell stickman Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lanng khao Posted January 3, 2023 Share Posted January 3, 2023 Last time I was at the doctor's I told him I was turning into a pair of curtains, he said pull yourself together man .. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Popular Post Mac Mickmanus Posted January 3, 2023 Popular Post Share Posted January 3, 2023 I went to see a Doctor and he said the me "Mac, I got some bad news for you, you don't have long to live " "Oh no" , I said to the doctor " How long do I have left to live ?" He said "Ten" I said "What years? He looked at his watch and said "Nine..............Eight" 5 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Peabody Posted January 3, 2023 Share Posted January 3, 2023 I used the same doctor. Had a few tests run. He called me up and said "I have good news and bad news. Which do you want to hear first?" Gimmee the good news first doc, gimmee the good news. "You've got 24 hours to live" he tells me. That's the good news!!?? What could be worse news than that?? . . . . . . . . "I forgot to call you yesterday" 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NanLaew Posted January 8, 2023 Share Posted January 8, 2023 On 1/3/2023 at 8:28 PM, ozimoron said: I used to run a factory in the Philippines which made the uniforms for the bars there and adult shops in oz. And...? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ozimoron Posted January 9, 2023 Share Posted January 9, 2023 5 hours ago, NanLaew said: And...? Dunno, I forgot where I was going with this, it's been nearly a week. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Popular Post LaosLover Posted January 9, 2023 Popular Post Share Posted January 9, 2023 I asked my brain surgeon of I'd be able to play the piano afterwards. He said yes. I said: "That's funny, I couldn't play it before." 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Puccini Posted February 20, 2023 Share Posted February 20, 2023 On 1/3/2023 at 8:23 PM, Mac Mickmanus said: How come the doctor was open that late at night ? Doctors don't often work at 11 40 PM , was it a hospital you were at Perhaps the doctor said it at 1.40pm and the bars close from 2pm to 4pm Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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