ATTENTION bum gun lovers!

[Phoenix Rising]

If you love the way the bum gun makes the whole 'discharge of fecal matter' process easier and more sanitary then you need to know that you can actually get your favourite hygienic appliance gold plated!

Will you be the man with the golden bum gun? 

[Don Chance]

I don't know about Thailand but i know in subcontinent it is not used like this.  People wet their left hand with soap and water and wash themselves.  I don't see this pressure washer as a good idea.

[Liverpool Lou]

There's no way that's gold plated at that price, it's gold coloured!

[realfunster]

4 minutes ago, Don Chance said:

I don't know about Thailand but i know in subcontinent it is not used like this.  People wet their left hand with soap and water and wash themselves.  I don't see this pressure washer as a good idea.

1) Obviously, as these contraptions are ubiquitous here !

2) To each their own, I think they are great. 

[Liverpool Lou]

6 minutes ago, Don Chance said:

 I don't see this pressure washer as a good idea.

It's no more a "pressure washer" than the shower head or tap!

[1FinickyOne]

I have them in my home, but I don't understand how to use it.. I would think that the spray has got to ricochet off cheeks and get all over the place. If your gun and hand are well place, then the fecal matter will end up on your hand... and certainly on the gun but there is no way to wash the gun so if you are using one then it has to have others <deleted> on it... 

 

There are Japanese toilets with the spray built into the toilet - and apparently it gives a nice massage as well w/o involving your hand.. that sounds much better.. 

 

For me, I do my business in the morning and then take a shower... 

[Denim]

18 minutes ago, Don Chance said:

People wet their left hand with soap and water and wash themselves. 

Not much good to people with long nails . Bum guns much more hygienic.

 

Having said that , I checked into a hotel once where the water pressure was actually scary. OK if you wanted to clean your teeth and esophagus simultaneously but not otherwise.

[Phoenix Rising]

23 minutes ago, Don Chance said:

I don't know about Thailand but i know in subcontinent it is not used like this.  People wet their left hand with soap and water and wash themselves.  I don't see this pressure washer as a good idea.

Have you ever used one?? IMO it's one of the greatest inventions in the history of mankind! Every time I visit my country of origin and go for a 'relief session' I instantly miss the "king of appliances".

[proton]

20 minutes ago, realfunster said:

1) Obviously, as these contraptions are ubiquitous here !

2) To each their own, I think they are great. 

Not really you don't see them in modern malls or even in big C toilets, never use them myself, why spray dirty water about?

[MrJ2U]

Get a bidet!

 

Best thing since sliced bread. 

 

 

 

 

[Woof999]

If I ever went to live back in blighty then I'd definitely install them everywhere. Fantasic idea.

 

I installed the Japanese style washers (front for the ladies too) previously and I still much prefer the bum guns.

 

43 minutes ago, proton said:

why spray dirty water about?

If you're spraying dirty water about then you're using it wrong.

[phetphet]

1 hour ago, Don Chance said:

I don't know about Thailand but i know in subcontinent it is not used like this.  People wet their left hand with soap and water and wash themselves.  I don't see this pressure washer as a good idea.

It's a bum gun...Not a Karcher. ????

[xylophone]

57 minutes ago, 1FinickyOne said:

There are Japanese toilets with the spray built into the toilet - and apparently it gives a nice massage as well w/o involving your hand.. that sounds much better.. 

After a visit to Japan some years ago, I came across these toilets with the spray built into the lid unit and I thought they were great.

 

So when I got back to New Zealand I hunted around and found an importer of them and installed one in my house, and when I sold the house and left NZ some 17 years ago I uninstalled it and installed it into my ex-girlfriend's house, and as far as I know she still uses it – – a wonderful invention.

 

It even had a seat warmer, which I never used, and a little extractor fan unit built in, so if there was an obnoxious odour accompanying the "job" it neutralised it!

[BigStar]

1 hour ago, Phoenix Rising said:

IMO it's one of the greatest inventions in the history of mankind!

Then you may love reading The ultimate bum gun thread.

 

1 hour ago, Phoenix Rising said:

Every time I visit my country of origin and go for a 'relief session' I instantly miss the "king of appliances".

Would that happen to be the UK?

 

 

Pattaya tourist illustrates use of bum gun

 

 

[whereyougo]

1 hour ago, Phoenix Rising said:

Have you ever used one?? IMO it's one of the greatest inventions in the history of mankind! Every time I visit my country of origin and go for a 'relief session' I instantly miss the "king of appliances".

Install one. Winter may be a problem but a hot water maker like the those next to showers here would work

[Phoenix Rising]

4 minutes ago, whereyougo said:

Install one. Winter may be a problem but a hot water maker like the those next to showers here would work

If I ever move back I will. Using one during the winter without heating would give a whole new meaning to the phrase ' pucker up'.

[carlyai]

1 hour ago, Don Chance said:

I don't know about Thailand but i know in subcontinent it is not used like this.  People wet their left hand with soap and water and wash themselves.  I don't see this pressure washer as a good idea.

I'm right handed. ????

[BangkokReady]

52 minutes ago, Woof999 said:

If you're spraying dirty water about then you're using it wrong.

The water has to go somewhere.  You're not aiming it down.

[bkk6060]

I like it.  Feels good.

[KhunLA]

2 hours ago, 1FinickyOne said:

There are Japanese toilets with the spray built into the toilet - and apparently it gives a nice massage as well w/o involving your hand.. that sounds much better.. 

 

For me, I do my business in the morning and then take a shower... 

Terminal 21 toilets at Bangkok are high tech, with built in remote.  Direct spray, pressure, even warm air fan dryer ????

 

On use at home and splashing all over, just adjust the pressure.  Hopefully folks wash their hands anyway, afterward.   Though may be a future exercise:

 

 

[Don Chance]

3 hours ago, carlyai said:

I'm right handed. ????

That's the hand you eat isn't it?

[Mutt Daeng]

5 hours ago, 1FinickyOne said:

I have them in my home, but I don't understand how to use it.. I would think that the spray has got to ricochet off cheeks and get all over the place. If your gun and hand are well place, then the fecal matter will end up on your hand... and certainly on the gun but there is no way to wash the gun so if you are using one then it has to have others <deleted> on it... 

 

There are Japanese toilets with the spray built into the toilet - and apparently it gives a nice massage as well w/o involving your hand.. that sounds much better.. 

 

For me, I do my business in the morning and then take a shower... 

If the spray is ricocheting off your cheeks then you are pointing it in the wrong place. Initially, it's a bit of trial and error until you get the target and pressure right. No $hit ever gets on my bum-gun or hand. Rule number one for those of us who do use bum-guns is that you always need to test the pressure of an unfamiliar bum-gun before using it.

[whereyougo]

4 hours ago, Phoenix Rising said:

If I ever move back I will. Using one during the winter without heating would give a whole new meaning to the phrase ' pucker up'.

No need for coffee in the morning that temp would snap you awake

[Saphan]

Saves on paper.

[KhunLA]

16 minutes ago, Saphan said:

Saves on paper.

marginal ... as I have to dry my butt ... less moisture down there, good for comfort & no jock itch.  Don't feed the fungus ... ????

[Saphan]

Just now, KhunLA said:

marginal ... as I have to dry my butt ... less moisture down there, good for comfort & no jock itch.  Don't feed the fungus ... ????

Shower after

[Joinaman]

4 hours ago, whereyougo said:

Install one. Winter may be a problem but a hot water maker like the those next to showers here would work

i fitted one to my sons house in UK, had hot and cold inlets , so can adjust temperature during winter/ summer

NOT good in UK winter if cold only, unless you want to freeze your nuts off, lol

[KhunLA]

31 minutes ago, Saphan said:

Shower after

I'll await the shower stalls to be added at the mall & PTT stations ????

[ozimoron]

6 hours ago, phetphet said:

It's a bum gun...Not a Karcher. ????

I must admit to pressing the trigger to max flow sometimes. I haven't used toilet paper since I discovered these things on my first trip to Thailand 42 years ago.

[BangkokReady]

1 hour ago, ozimoron said:

I must admit to pressing the trigger to max flow sometimes. I haven't used toilet paper since I discovered these things on my first trip to Thailand 42 years ago.

Couple of questions, apologise in advance if they're a little personal.

 

1, Aren't you bothered by having a wet anus (plus whatever else gets splashed, crack, cheeks, balls, etc..)

 

2, Do you go "fingers in" with the non-gun hand?