trapped farts ..how to emit them ?

[3NUMBAS]

seriously i cant drop them ...they seem trapped especially at  night in bed,,i squeeze and nothing happens ,,help

[StayinThailand2much]

Drink more.

[Woof999]

Have you asked anyone to pull your finger?

[nigelforbes]

How do you know it's gas and not something else? Seriously?

[ripstanley]

Go and sit on the toilet incase more than noise comes out.

[Denim]

Insert a red hot poker and ignite the methane gas. Problem sorted . No more gas.

 

Next start a thread on how to deal with 3rd degree burns in a delicate place.

 

I will give further advice from there. No point jumping the gun now.

[nigelforbes]

A number of conditions can simulate a feeling of trapped gas that wont expel, if it persists, go get it checked out. In the meantime, try changing your diet and getting some more exercise to see if that alters the feeling.

[3NUMBAS]

i read

 

How do you release a trapped fart?

 

 

Share on Pinterest Carbonated beverages such as sparkling water may help to release gas that has built up. In addition to these positions, rubbing the abdomen in a clockwise motion may help get rid of trapped gas and reduce cramps and bloating. Some foods and drinks may also help a person pass gas.

[ezzra]

The solution i have in minds are too gross for these pages, so I'll keep them to myself.

[Dmaxdan]

Get yourself some flying white rabbit. 

[VocalNeal]

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trapped farts ..how to emit them ?

Remove the butt plug.

[VinnieK]

Lie face down in bed.

It works for me.

[Spock]

15 minutes ago, VinnieK said:

Lie face down in bed.

It works for me.

Protects the mattress and bed linen too.

[Sheryl]

2 hours ago, nigelforbes said:

How do you know it's gas and not something else? Seriously?

Exactly.

 

People who think they have trapped wind usually do nto, rather something else going on.

 

Op are you possibly constipated?