A new "old geezer" has entered the scene.

[swissie]

The world has a new "old geezer" = ME! The more my capabilities (below the belt) decrease, the more interesting I find "the opposite sex".

I was told, that by looking at passing by females, I start to salivate profusely and uttering animal like grunting noises.

Of course, there are the magic tablets. Normal dosage does little for me. Bold as I am, I double the dosage. With the result that I see pink elephants dancing on the ceiling and convincing me that Elvis Presley is working at my 7/11.

What to do?

A great philosopfer (I think it was Donald Trump) once said: " The worst about old age is, that the memories of your youth are still with you".
= RATS !

[save the frogs]

6 minutes ago, swissie said:

Bold as I am, I double the dosage.

yeah, messing around with dosages of pharmaceuticals. 

good luck with that.

 

[Woof999]

11 minutes ago, swissie said:

A great philosopfer (I think it was Donald Trump)

Which one was it?

[swissie]

6 minutes ago, save the frogs said:

yeah, messing around with dosages of pharmaceuticals. 

good luck with that.

 

This post sails under ????

[swissie]

4 minutes ago, Woof999 said:

Which one was it?

The one my age.

[LaosLover]

This would be a really opportune time to become a porn addict.

[hotchilli]

9 hours ago, swissie said:

Of course, there are the magic tablets. Normal dosage does little for me. Bold as I am, I double the dosage. With the result that I see pink elephants dancing on the ceiling and convincing me that Elvis Presley is working at my 7/11.

What to do?

try 1-1/2 tabs

[tandor]

9 hours ago, save the frogs said:

yeah, messing around with dosages of pharmaceuticals. 

good luck with that.

 

you could be found cold and stiff

[Mike Teavee]

9 hours ago, swissie said:

A great philosopfer (I think it was Donald Trump Ebeneezer Goode ) once said wrote:

Naughty Naughty, Very Naughty... 

 

Has anybody got any Veras... Lovely... 

 

Edited August 15, 2023 by Mike Teavee

[HappyExpat57]

9 hours ago, save the frogs said:

yeah, messing around with dosages of pharmaceuticals. 

good luck with that.

 

I've read too many news stories of old geezers lying on a slab in the morgue from attempting to mount a young filly, pumping too much of the blue pharmaceuticals in their system. ☹️

[Ben Zioner]

8 hours ago, LaosLover said:

This would be a really opportune time to become a porn addict.

Interestingly as I  get old my love making is more and more focussed on penetration.

[Rhys]

Gone with the     stroke of desire.

[Lacessit]

In the same boat, I am wondering if I can get it up anymore. I guess I'll find out when I come back to Thailand next month.

[Ben Zioner]

7 minutes ago, Lacessit said:

In the same boat, I am wondering if I can get it up anymore. I guess I'll find out when I come back to Thailand next month.

Seriously? No sex life outside of Thailand? You have a Thai wife and are faithful?

[Lacessit]

3 minutes ago, Ben Zioner said:

Seriously? No sex life outside of Thailand? You have a Thai wife and are faithful?

Australia is not a happy hunting ground for heterosexuals.

 

[Ben Zioner]

Must have changed a lot. In the eighties, was in my late Twenties, as a jewish IT wiz kid lost  in Sydney, I used to be called Curly by all these divorced office girls...

[JayClay]

8 minutes ago, Ben Zioner said:

Must have changed a lot. In the eighties, was in my late Twenties, as a jewish IT wiz kid lost  in Sydney, I used to be called Curly by all these divorced office girls...

You were in your 20s!

[Headgame]

52 minutes ago, HappyExpat57 said:

I've read too many news stories of old geezers lying on a slab in the morgue from attempting to mount a young filly, pumping too much of the blue pharmaceuticals in their system. ☹️

Really? The mortality rate is actually very low and deaths in the overwhelming number of cases was from underlying medical issues and not just old geezers.

[HappyExpat57]

11 minutes ago, Headgame said:

Really? The mortality rate is actually very low and deaths in the overwhelming number of cases was from underlying medical issues and not just old geezers.

Yes - really! Not a good gamble just to dip your wick. Anything more than zero is too risky.

[Ben Zioner]

17 minutes ago, Headgame said:

Really? The mortality rate is actually very low and deaths in the overwhelming number of cases was from underlying medical issues and not just old geezers.

My   recommendation would  be to  use Cialis 5mg daily. You  can get it  from Pulse clinic, where it will cost you 2500 for a 30 days box. It has zero side effects and morning wood will be there when you wake up, and start planning your monger's day. In case of overexertion an extra 50mg Sidegra will do the job. But no more than once a day.

 

Pulse clinic are in various locations around town, they are mostly Gay centered, but have embraced Diversity...

 

The can  also provide PREP, STD testing and treatment, etc.. But, for those returning after a long absence,  the days of good old BBFS will be over soon. 

Edited August 16, 2023 by Ben Zioner

[carlyai]

1 hour ago, hotchilli said:

try 1-1/2 tabs

Better than 1?

[Ben Zioner]

23 minutes ago, JayClay said:

You were in your 20s!

Still am..

[jaywalker2]

At your age, my advice is that it's time to stop thinking about receiving pleasure and focus on giving pleasure. Hone your techniques for bring your partners to orgasm (again and again and again).  Remember, it's in the giving not the receiving that we find true happiness.

[hotchilli]

23 minutes ago, carlyai said:

Better than 1?

one and a half..

[stoner]

11 hours ago, swissie said:

I was told, that by looking at passing by females, I start to salivate profusely and uttering animal like grunting noises.

this is super creepy. 

[Lacessit]

2 hours ago, Ben Zioner said:

Must have changed a lot. In the eighties, was in my late Twenties, as a jewish IT wiz kid lost  in Sydney, I used to be called Curly by all these divorced office girls...

Go into any shopping mall in Australia, and start counting the number of beached whales - even the young ones - against any that are as slim as a 40 kg Thai woman. You won't get to see many in the latter category.

[Lacessit]

2 hours ago, stoner said:

this is super creepy. 

It's a joke, Joyce.

[Lacessit]

2 hours ago, Ben Zioner said:

My   recommendation would  be to  use Cialis 5mg daily. You  can get it  from Pulse clinic, where it will cost you 2500 for a 30 days box. It has zero side effects and morning wood will be there when you wake up, and start planning your monger's day. In case of overexertion an extra 50mg Sidegra will do the job. But no more than once a day.

 

Pulse clinic are in various locations around town, they are mostly Gay centered, but have embraced Diversity...

 

The can  also provide PREP, STD testing and treatment, etc.. But, for those returning after a long absence,  the days of good old BBFS will be over soon. 

Zero side effects? Like Viagra, Cialis lowers blood pressure - quite risky for people already on BP medication. Other common side effects are headache and stomach upsets.

[pomchop]

2 hours ago, Ben Zioner said:

Still am..

then quit wasting your time on internet forums and get out and live a little....there will be lots and lots of time later to read forum drivel and watch TV.

[1FinickyOne]

43 minutes ago, Lacessit said:

Go into any shopping mall in Australia, and start counting the number of beached whales - even the young ones - against any that are as slim as a 40 kg Thai woman. You won't get to see many in the latter category.

creepy, creepier, creepiest...