bbko Posted August 16, 2023 Share Posted August 16, 2023 13 hours ago, swissie said: What to do? If Viagra doesn't work, try the other ED meds or better yet, visit your local doc and get a real prescription and not those over-the-counter counterfeit meds. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
transam Posted August 16, 2023 Share Posted August 16, 2023 Or you could just.....................???? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lacessit Posted August 16, 2023 Share Posted August 16, 2023 3 hours ago, HappyExpat57 said: Yes - really! Not a good gamble just to dip your wick. Anything more than zero is too risky. I can think of worse ways to die, and at least I'd be going out with a bang, not a whimper. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wwest5829 Posted August 16, 2023 Share Posted August 16, 2023 When I retired to Thailand my Urologist laughed at me as I old him I took a quarter of the blue pill as an enhancer ... "hell, you could get the same affect by sniffing the pill", were his words. Yep, "I get by with a little help from my friends ...". But then I am on blood pressure medication also and the Cardiologist has forwarned of taking both within a 12 hour window so ... To get a secure physical reaction, I take a pill before bed, next morning I take another. By mid-morning I am good to go. Medications take a while for me and then I am a soft touch for a longer term affect. Happy camper ... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
georgegeorgia Posted August 16, 2023 Share Posted August 16, 2023 4 hours ago, HappyExpat57 said: I've read too many news stories of old geezers lying on a slab in the morgue from attempting to mount a young filly, pumping too much of the blue pharmaceuticals in their system. ☹️ Sounds like the case of the smiling stiffs? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Antiparovian Posted August 16, 2023 Share Posted August 16, 2023 Try depot Testosterone injections? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
observer90210 Posted August 16, 2023 Share Posted August 16, 2023 If the tabs don't won't work anymore, one could always try a ladyboy and let her-him do the job maybe ? ???? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
xtrnuno41 Posted August 16, 2023 Share Posted August 16, 2023 Other options are, you have surgery. They put a balloon in it, which you can pump up when needed. Or a flexible stick can be put in and then you are ready all time, any time. No, im not making it up, once saw in a docu. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mrwebb8825 Posted August 16, 2023 Share Posted August 16, 2023 1 hour ago, xtrnuno41 said: Other options are, you have surgery. They put a balloon in it, which you can pump up when needed. Or a flexible stick can be put in and then you are ready all time, any time. No, im not making it up, once saw in a docu. This makes the nether region cringe. ???? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
stoner Posted August 16, 2023 Share Posted August 16, 2023 8 hours ago, Lacessit said: It's a joke, Joyce. still creepy. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Headgame Posted August 17, 2023 Share Posted August 17, 2023 On 8/16/2023 at 7:07 AM, HappyExpat57 said: Yes - really! Not a good gamble just to dip your wick. Anything more than zero is too risky. Well carry on with your zero risk life, doctor. I take calculated risks all the time. Still here, healthy and happy at 79. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
swissie Posted August 17, 2023 Author Share Posted August 17, 2023 On 8/16/2023 at 1:38 PM, stoner said: still creepy. As the Author, I can assure you that this sails under????and massive exageration. Most guys here got it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
stoner Posted August 17, 2023 Share Posted August 17, 2023 42 minutes ago, swissie said: Most guys here got it. precisely. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tidal wave Posted August 17, 2023 Share Posted August 17, 2023 On 8/15/2023 at 2:27 PM, swissie said: The world has a new "old geezer" = ME! The more my capabilities (below the belt) decrease, the more interesting I find "the opposite sex". I was told, that by looking at passing by females, I start to salivate profusely and uttering animal like grunting noises. Of course, there are the magic tablets. Normal dosage does little for me. Bold as I am, I double the dosage. With the result that I see pink elephants dancing on the ceiling and convincing me that Elvis Presley is working at my 7/11. What to do? A great philosopfer (I think it was Donald Trump) once said: " The worst about old age is, that the memories of your youth are still with you".= RATS ! Or pink panthers in another nonsense post. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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