Passionately kissing bargirls

[Goat]

A business associate called me last week. Said he had a mate coming to Thailand for the first time and asked me to take him out and show him around.

So i met the bloke and quickly realised that he didnt have the looks or game/personality/hygiene/style to pick up real girls.

So i thought we may as well head straight for the gogos.

 

After a couple of gogos he told me they were too noisy for him and he would prefer to just go to the beer bars he saw, which bore me, but I thought up to him.

So I know if you buy these girls drinks they will usually give you a bit of a squirrel grip and allow you to fondle and grope them.

Problem with this bloke is he started trying, and sometimes successfully, to start kissing them toungue down the throat style, much to the amusement and disgust of everyone else in the bars, mongers and hookers included.

It wasnt just for a few seconds, he would go on and on for as long as he could like a teenager. I think a few of the girls who didnt reject him thought it would lead to a bar fine, but it never did.

 

I mentioned a few things to try and put him off, like she had just done a blow bang with a van full of Indians etc, but there was no stopping this bloke.

He was a bit tight with buying drinks and tipping which made it worse. 

 

I know these girls do a lot worse, but that is in the rooms.

Is it just me, or is this a bit off?

I told his mate about him, who thought it was very funny.

[richard_smith237]

Is this the first of many tales of Goat on a night out with bob smith ????? 

 

 

 

[Goat]

2 minutes ago, richard_smith237 said:

Is this the first of many tales of Goat on a night out with bob smith ????? 

 

 

 

I think I would have preferred to go out with Bob than this bloke.

I was happy when the bars all closed and the night was over.

 

How about you Dick? Do you pash em?

[Ohyesuare]

41 minutes ago, Goat said:

A business associate called me last week. Said he had a mate coming to Thailand for the first time and asked me to take him out and show him around.

So i met the bloke and quickly realised that he didnt have the looks or game/personality/hygiene/style to pick up real girls.

So i thought we may as well head straight for the gogos.

 

After a couple of gogos he told me they were too noisy for him and he would prefer to just go to the beer bars he saw, which bore me, but I thought up to him.

So I know if you buy these girls drinks they will usually give you a bit of a squirrel grip and allow you to fondle and grope them.

Problem with this bloke is he started trying, and sometimes successfully, to start kissing them toungue down the throat style, much to the amusement and disgust of everyone else in the bars, mongers and hookers included.

It wasnt just for a few seconds, he would go on and on for as long as he could like a teenager. I think a few of the girls who didnt reject him thought it would lead to a bar fine, but it never did.

 

I mentioned a few things to try and put him off, like she had just done a blow bang with a van full of Indians etc, but there was no stopping this bloke.

He was a bit tight with buying drinks and tipping which made it worse. 

 

I know these girls do a lot worse, but that is in the rooms.

Is it just me, or is this a bit off?

I told his mate about him, who thought it was very funny.

As long as he isn't forcing himself on them, to each their own. If he is tight with drinks and tipping, he'll probably eventually run out of bars and ladies who will allow him to do it, depending on how long he is in Thailand for. Not someone I would want to hang around with though, that's for sure.

[stoner]

I often find myself tongue fing bar girls when i smoke too much weed

[BritManToo]

57 minutes ago, Goat said:

I know these girls do a lot worse, but that is in the rooms.

Never been in Lolita's then?

[Neeranam]

1 hour ago, Goat said:

So i met the bloke and quickly realised that he didnt have the looks or game/personality/hygiene/style to pick up real girls.

So i thought we may as well head straight for the gogos.

yeah yeah yeah, did you really think you were going to go to a normal bar/night club?

[Neeranam]

I saw a Western man holding hands with a bar girl in Market Village Hua Hin yesterday. Live and let live, I say. 

[hotandsticky]

3 minutes ago, Neeranam said:

yeah yeah yeah, did you really think you were going to go to a normal bar/night club?

 

 

I would hate to be someone's lackey and have to show nerds around...................

[thaibeachlovers]

If referring to outside bars that's BS IMO. The girls sit on the inside of the bar and the customers on the outside.

The gogos are where the fondling goes on.

As for kissing them like that, more likely that they will get a good knee to the groin than succeed.

 

OP writes as though the farang bar scene is something like a Roman orgy, and it is far from that, as anyone that actually been to a few knows and doesn't just invent it.

[champers]

Anyone over 21 shouldn't need a babysitter.

[scubascuba3]

If he was a bit tight then maybe Ban Chang would have been better, 100 baht for a sofa

[bkk6060]

I guess if one is a prude or has some hangup judging people for kissing girls in a bar jeez, give me a break.  If a man is buying drinks and not getting a little action what is the point?:

[Neeranam]

Just now, bkk6060 said:

I guess if one is a prude or has some hangup judging people for kissing girls in a bar jeez, give me a break.  If a man is buying drinks and not getting a little action what is the point?:

Remember Thais don't like farang and think they are unhygienic.  

Not just farang, Kaek too. 

 

What are these guys thinking, that they are with a prostitute from Leith, Paramatta, or Newark?

[transam]

1 minute ago, Neeranam said:

Remember Thais don't like farang and think they are unhygienic.  

Not just farang, Kaek too. 

 

What are these guys thinking, that they are with a prostitute from Leith, Paramatta, or Newark?

I wonder how you found that out...............................????

[Neeranam]

Just now, transam said:

I wonder how you found that out...............................????

found what out?

[thaibeachlovers]

6 minutes ago, bkk6060 said:

I guess if one is a prude or has some hangup judging people for kissing girls in a bar jeez, give me a break.  If a man is buying drinks and not getting a little action what is the point?:

Perhaps that's how it works now, but it certainly never happened in my monging days.

The action happened AFTER the bar fine was paid, not before, and certainly not for losers that disrespected the bargirls.

[impulse]

I'm trying to recall how many times the sidekick got stabbed by the Thai gang, while the guilty guy quietly slipped out.

[Neeranam]

2 minutes ago, thaibeachlovers said:

losers that disrespected the bargirls

bargirls are worthy of the highest respect in Thai society

[spidermike007]

It was entirely your choice to hang out with him. At any point, you could have excused yourself. Sometimes perceived obligations are just that. Would your business associate have been upset, if you explained that this guy had no grace, nor manners? Would it have been an issue if he did not understand why you left this blazing fool on his own?

 

I was hanging out with a friend recently, who wanted to visit some go-go bars. My style is to pop in and pop out, and only stay if the gals are very hot. That was not his style, I quickly realized he wanted to burn alot of time and cash on ugly gals. After asking him if we could move on, and his refusal, I simply said goodby, left, and went out to find another spot. See ya. Have a good night and that was the end of that.

 

We waste time, if we want to waste time. We hang out with people we do not like or relate to, if we do not say no, or if we think there is an obligation. Who makes those decisions, anyway?

 

[OneMoreFarang]

Everybody according to their taste. If he wants to kiss them and they accept that, then why not.

Obviously he should tip them. But then, there are also guys who do a lot more than kissing and don't tip.

 

I think we all needed some time to get used to Thailand. I also don't want to think about all the things which I did in my first weeks in Thailand.

 

Life and let life and all that. 

[transam]

5 minutes ago, Neeranam said:

found what out?

That Thais don't like smelly farangs..........Don't be embarrassed, tell all.????

 

Though what you said was a load of tosh, but you could tell us your personal experiences.......................

[KannikaP]

49 minutes ago, stoner said:

I often find myself tongue fing bar girls when i smoke too much weed

Explain please. Tongue fing, and too much weed. Thanks

[OneMoreFarang]

3 minutes ago, Neeranam said:

bargirls are worthy of the highest respect in Thai society

I guess your comment was not too serious.

Personally I respect most of them. They do a job. I think it's only fair to treat them fair. I.e. if they let the customer touch all their parts they obviously expect a tip. The customer should give it to them, even if they didn't negotiate a price before the action.

Same principle with what the girls are willing to do and what not. If she accepts A and B but not C then be fair enough and respect that.

[JensenZ]

15 minutes ago, Neeranam said:

Remember Thais don't like farang and think they are unhygienic.  

Not just farang, Kaek too. 

 

What are these guys thinking, that they are with a prostitute from Leith, Paramatta, or Newark?

Maybe you had problems and they don't like you, but Thais are not stupid and can distinguish a hygienic person from a dirty one. 

[Neeranam]

Just now, transam said:

That Thais don't like smelly farangs..........Don't be embarrassed, tell all.????

 

Though what you said was a load of tosh, but you could tell us your personal experiences.......................

Oh, so it was a personal attack. Fair enough. 

 

As you know, I've lived here a long time(most of my life) and listen to Thai people. You are not going to hear the truth from bar girls. I watch Thai movies, follow Facebook and other social media etc. 

 

Farang have a reputation for not showering regularly and to be honest, it is true in my case. Just once a day, although I have a swim maybe 4 times a day. 

 

 

[Neeranam]

Just now, JensenZ said:

Maybe you had problems and they don't like you, but Thais are not stupid and can distinguish a hygienic person from a dirty one. 

It's a generalization. Deny it if you like. 

[WorriedNoodle]

1 hour ago, Goat said:

Is it just me, or is this a bit off?

Seems a bit dull these days. Back in the 90's you could take an work acquaintance on the rounds of NEP and see punters imbibing and 'dining at the Y' with complete strangers dancing on stage.

[goldenbrwn1]

Well at least it’s not a Brit Bash thread so well  done to you Goat . I would have just found it hilarious if someone was snogging em in the bars ???? . And the Indian blow bang thought ????. There was a time they would steer clear of Indians …. how times have changed . 

[thaibeachlovers]

9 minutes ago, OneMoreFarang said:

I think we all needed some time to get used to Thailand. I also don't want to think about all the things which I did in my first weeks in Thailand.

Agree.

In my first ever expedition to Patpong I didn't realise that lady drinks are more expensive than customer drinks and couldn't pay for hers- damn I was sooooo naive then!

 

The male service guy didn't beat me up, he even let me go without paying even a part of the lady drink. I did go back later and pay, which probably surprised him.

 

After that, Thailand was a learning curve, and even after decades there was still stuff I didn't know about to learn. Made every visit an adventure.