thaibeachlovers Posted September 30, 2023 Share Posted September 30, 2023 57 minutes ago, Kenny202 said: I can explain it to you, but I can't understand it for you or "I could tell you, but then I'd have to kill you". 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bendejo Posted September 30, 2023 Share Posted September 30, 2023 The only sure way to make money from gambling is to own the casino. It has been disproven so I don't say it anymore. 1 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
FolkGuitar Posted September 30, 2023 Share Posted September 30, 2023 "We don't see things as they are. We see them as we are." 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
norfolkandchance Posted September 30, 2023 Share Posted September 30, 2023 I could be your best friend or your worse'd enemy. 1 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Moonlover Posted September 30, 2023 Share Posted September 30, 2023 'Life is really simple, but we insist on making it complicated'. Confucius. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Popular Post bluebluewater Posted September 30, 2023 Popular Post Share Posted September 30, 2023 The less you care the happier you are. The sun is coming up tomorrow. The best things in life are not things. The business of life is the gathering of memories. In the end that is all there is. 1 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Popular Post bignok Posted September 30, 2023 Popular Post Share Posted September 30, 2023 A day with ice cream is a day worth living 1 1 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cdemundo Posted September 30, 2023 Share Posted September 30, 2023 (edited) Hippie: "What does it all mean Mr. Natural?" Mr. Natural: "Don't mean $hit." Edited September 30, 2023 by cdemundo Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Popular Post Adumbration Posted September 30, 2023 Popular Post Share Posted September 30, 2023 4 hours ago, georgegeorgia said: What's your life qoutes you have stuck by or should of stuck by What's your favourite life qoute One I heard today I should of followed Familiarity breeds contempt ' It think it was Here are two of mine: - Never waste your time responding to fake content on internet forums. - The amount of fake accounts and content on a forum always increases dramatically when that website is put up for sale. 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bignok Posted September 30, 2023 Share Posted September 30, 2023 A massage a day keeps the doctor away Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jvs Posted September 30, 2023 Share Posted September 30, 2023 Beware that the girl of your wet dreams does not become the nightmare of your life!(my own wisdom) When i was fourteen my mother said to me"Son,never listen to a woman!" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HappyExpat57 Posted September 30, 2023 Share Posted September 30, 2023 "Is it closer to Bangkok or by bus?" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bignok Posted September 30, 2023 Share Posted September 30, 2023 13 minutes ago, jvs said: Beware that the girl of your wet dreams does not become the nightmare of your life!(my own wisdom) When i was fourteen my mother said to me"Son,never listen to a woman!" Women shouldnt talk with their mouths full 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KhunLA Posted September 30, 2023 Share Posted September 30, 2023 "I don't care" 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jeff the Chef Posted September 30, 2023 Share Posted September 30, 2023 S--t happens Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TimeMachine Posted September 30, 2023 Share Posted September 30, 2023 I knew a guy who used to say , " I'll chop ya missus" all the time. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Liverpool Lou Posted September 30, 2023 Share Posted September 30, 2023 6 hours ago, georgegeorgia said: What's your life qoutes you have stuck by or should of stuck by Mine is to never use the phrase "should of". Served me well. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Liverpool Lou Posted September 30, 2023 Share Posted September 30, 2023 4 hours ago, sometime said: Whatever you loose going through life never loose your sense of humour Right, always keep tight hold of it, don't lose it by letting it go loose. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
OneMoreFarang Posted September 30, 2023 Share Posted September 30, 2023 1 hour ago, bluebluewater said: The business of life is the gathering of memories. In the end that is all there is. I guess that quote is from the time before "smart" phones... And for the record: I am not one of those idiots who behaves like that. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Liverpool Lou Posted September 30, 2023 Share Posted September 30, 2023 3 hours ago, Captain Monday said: The response to those of poor reading comprehension skills and intellect who are Frequently “confused”. Wow, the irony. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
xylophone Posted September 30, 2023 Share Posted September 30, 2023 6 hours ago, georgegeorgia said: What's your life qoutes you have stuck by or should of stuck by What's your favourite life qoute One I heard today I should of followed Familiarity breeds contempt ' It think it was Incorrect to say "should of" when it should be "should have"....... And a quote I like, "It's all part of life's rich tapestry". Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Liverpool Lou Posted September 30, 2023 Share Posted September 30, 2023 2 hours ago, norfolkandchance said: I could be your best friend or your worse'd enemy. Huh? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Liverpool Lou Posted September 30, 2023 Share Posted September 30, 2023 (edited) "Your best life quotes" "Pay attention in school, particularly in English Language class" is great advice. Edited September 30, 2023 by Liverpool Lou Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Popular Post chickenslegs Posted September 30, 2023 Popular Post Share Posted September 30, 2023 Empty barrels make the most noise. "If" - If my auntie had balls she'd be my uncle. 2 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Joe Farang Posted September 30, 2023 Share Posted September 30, 2023 If you argue with a fool, nobody will be able to tell the difference. Another one I like, that was frequently used by my old Maths teacher back in my school days. Maths is foolproof, but unfortunately it is not idiot proof. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
OneMoreFarang Posted September 30, 2023 Share Posted September 30, 2023 This makes a lot of sense. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
WhatMeWorry Posted September 30, 2023 Share Posted September 30, 2023 How about this one from the VP of the United States: "We invested an additional $12 billion into community banks, because we know community banks are in the community, and understand the needs and desires of that community as well as the talent and capacity of community." You cannot make this stuff up and millions of democrats voted for this fluzzy. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
biggeoff69 Posted September 30, 2023 Share Posted September 30, 2023 (edited) "You can't put the Poo back in the cow." Edited September 30, 2023 by biggeoff69 re word. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wwest5829 Posted September 30, 2023 Share Posted September 30, 2023 I wish I didn’t know now what I didn’t know then - B. Seeger 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Asquith Production Posted September 30, 2023 Share Posted September 30, 2023 I've always tried to use fail to plan plan to fail. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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