Yesterday, GOD Spoke To Me, Thusly: Go Forth and MULTIPLY!

[GammaGlobulin]

 

Has anyone a clue why GOD would say this to me, an inveterate celibate?

 

What do you think He meant?

 

Has GOD ever said the same to you?

 

If so, then what did you do?

 

After GOD spoke to me, I checked my Bible.

The only reference half-way applicable to what was commanded of me by GOD, yesterday, seems to be this:

 

 

How can GOD ask this of me, I have been wondering.

Surely He knows my limitations.

 

What would YOU do, if you were I?

 

Thank you for any help, forthcoming from YOU.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

[d4dang]

Population of India and China suggests God may be speaking to a lot of people who take the multiplying advice seriously 

[Iron Tongue]

On 10/1/2023 at 10:42 AM, GammaGlobulin said:

 

Has anyone a clue why GOD would say this to me, an inveterate celibate?

 

What do you think He meant?

 

Has GOD ever said the same to you?

 

If so, then what did you do?

 

After GOD spoke to me, I checked my Bible.

The only reference half-way applicable to what was commanded of me by GOD, yesterday, seems to be this:

 

 

How can GOD ask this of me, I have been wondering.

Surely He knows my limitations.

 

What would YOU do, if you were I?

 

Thank you for any help, forthcoming from YOU.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

First answer this, 

Are you building an ark?

Have every species of animal been showing-up at your home in pairs?

 

If you answered "yes" to both, please tell me so that I can book a spot on that ark of yours!

Edited October 2, 2023 by Iron Tongue

[nobodysfriend]

On 10/2/2023 at 12:42 AM, GammaGlobulin said:

What would YOU do, if you were I?

I would go and see a good psychiatrist .

 

Btw ... far too many people on this planet already .

[sirineou]

On 10/2/2023 at 12:42 AM, GammaGlobulin said:

Has anyone a clue why GOD would say this to me, an inveterate celibate?

Nahhh, god said a lot of things to you, You suffer from selective hearing. 

[nobodysfriend]

= Dangerous BS .

[quake]

That's very nice of god to do that. 

 

[Elkski]

How do i block a persons posts? 

[Skeptic7]

You're trippin' dude. And PLEASE don't multiply. Last thing this ???????? crazy ???? needs is more like you❗????

[ChrisKC]

All this while reality passes you by completely unnoticed. 

[ThaiFelix]

40 minutes ago, nobodysfriend said:

= Dangerous BS .

And that folks is probably the main reason why the earth is so **cked up today.

[ThaiFelix]

My suggestion to the OP would be to go see a priest, give money to his church, it doesnt matter what church/faith, all religions want money, and the priest will surely sort it out if the donation is sufficient.  God needs money its clear.

[spidermike007]

I truly believe that is God we're to speak to mankind he would say: "Whatever you do, don't multiply. Don't have any more kids. Give the planet a break. Things are not working out and you have really, really mucked things up. I made a huge mistake by granting you guys free will. I expected better".

 

Edited October 3, 2023 by spidermike007

[Purdey]

Multiplying is all well and good, but don't forget adding and dividing, which are just as important. 

[fondue zoo]

 

We so desperately want to be "special" and just not a part of it All.

[save the frogs]

[ChrisKC]

Jesus came forth and missed out on a bronze medal. 

[phetphet]

Perhaps he wants you to brush up on your mathematical skills.

[cdnvic]

Some posts violating community standards were removed.

 

Nobody is forcing you to read any topic. In fact, your replies make it more popular both here, and with Google.

[2long]

The whole point of most religions is to encourage increasing its population.

- the more believers there are the more it's likely to be believed

- the more believers there are the more money the church can collect

- the more believers there are the better chance of winning a war against another religion

 

As @spidermike007correctly points out, any sensible or kind god would want to put the brakes on human overpopulation.

[ArnieP]

Oh per…leas GG!

 

… and did God ever tell you to get a life?

[bluebluewater]

I'm more like a steer - all I can do is try.

[JAS21]

Hell …where have all the posts gone telling this guy that he could be off his rock ….

[The Theory]

Not a new one. History shows that almost all sick men heard their god voice at least once ????????????

[Antifreeze]

On 10/2/2023 at 12:42 AM, GammaGlobulin said:

 

Has anyone a clue why GOD would say this to me, an inveterate celibate?

 

What do you think He meant?

 

Has GOD ever said the same to you?

 

If so, then what did you do?

 

After GOD spoke to me, I checked my Bible.

The only reference half-way applicable to what was commanded of me by GOD, yesterday, seems to be this:

 

 

How can GOD ask this of me, I have been wondering.

Surely He knows my limitations.

 

What would YOU do, if you were I?

 

Thank you for any help, forthcoming from YOU.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Are you superstitious? 

[RanongCat]

3 hours ago, nobodysfriend said:

= Dangerous BS .

US Foreign Policy ?

[Datsun 1200]

2 hours ago, nobodysfriend said:

= Dangerous BS .

And havn't "we" done a great job of ruling those lousy FISH, almost killed em all!

American saying: "If it moves shoot it, if it doesn't chop it down. If doesn't do either, 

concrete it"

 

IH

[Dirk Z]

It proves how wise God is, he made you celibate.

[Golden Triangle]

2 hours ago, Dirk Z said:

It proves how wise God is, he made you celibate.

It's a shame that he didn't make him mute at the same time.   

[Baht Simpson]

"And  God said unto Moses come forth, but he came fifth and was sore afraid."