Life’s different when you are the big cheese.

[bob smith]

when you are the big cheese things are different.

 

You can stay at home sipping wine and eating cheese and olives.

all day in your dressing gown and slippers,

rush hour traffic is for suckers.

you can waltz into a restaurant of your choice, night or day it doesn’t matter.

no need to make a reservation, you know the owner well.

 

You have only yourself to answer to

you call the shots,

people make money for you.

they are but mere pawns on your economic chessboard. 

you dont have to work, but you pretend like you do.

your bank balance increases whilst you are having lunch.

Just another day in the Life of a shot caller.

 

whenever you enter a room everyone takes a second look

you are effortlessly dressed to impress, it’s all subconscious. 

you turn on the charm without even realizing it,

people wish they were in your shoes.

Everything you do is a passion project,

you wont do anything you don’t want to do.

 

you’re watch is worth more than the bartender makes in a year

you never drive a car, you are driven around by someone else.

you spend your life on the credit card, the bank knows you're good for it.

you buy whatever you want and dont think about the cost.

why would you?

it’s all just a game, and you are most definitely winning! 

 

you have women all over the world,

different races.

one wife here, another there.

they all get excited when you are in town.

Everyone wants a piece of you, you are the leader of the pack.

 

Everyone tells you how lucky you are,

but you know that a real man makes his own luck.

 

I’m not saying it’s better or worse, but living life as the big cheese is most certainly different from your average 9-5 joe.

Edited November 13, 2023 by bob smith

[Photoguy21]

Sounds like a wannabe

[bob smith]

Just now, Photoguy21 said:

Sounds like a wannabe

you wish ;) 

[Photoguy21]

1 minute ago, bob smith said:

you wish ;) 

I dont wish at all. But I think you do or you wouldnt be trying to get people to think you are good on here.

[QuantumQuandry]

Pretty sure shotcallers don't spend all day on forums, making pointless threads with no substance.

[bob smith]

1 minute ago, QuantumQuandry said:

Pretty sure shotcallers don't spend all day on forums, making pointless threads with no substance.

you'd be surprised... 

 

do you think elon musk spends all day talking about rockets?

[Prubangboy]

Women all over the world of different races?

 

Is it true, Bob, try black and you never go back?

[bob smith]

Just now, Prubangboy said:

Women all over the world of different races?

 

Is it true, Bob, try black and you never go back?

no.

 

i’ve tried black but I went back to yellow the day after!

[Bobthegimp]

25 minutes ago, bob smith said:

gown and slippers

 

Bobby, you cross dressin' now?  Must be the rubbing alcohol kicking in. 

[bob smith]

2 minutes ago, Bobthegimp said:

 

Bobby, you cross dressin' now?  Must be the rubbing alcohol kicking in. 

well done for missing the word dressing off your quote.

 

but yeah, i have been known to cross dress once in a while.

 

never in public though… ;) 

[a3tsw]

 

[bob smith]

1 minute ago, a3tsw said:

 

like I said, not better or worse just different ;) 

Edited November 13, 2023 by bob smith

[bignok]

41 minutes ago, Photoguy21 said:

Sounds like a wannabe

He sounds miserable. Whinging about tuk tuk drivers ffs

 

 

[bob smith]

Just now, bignok said:

He sounds miserable. Whinging about tuk tuk drivers ffs

 

 

and here's you, whinging about me whinging about tuk tuk drivers ..

 

comical.

[bignok]

1 minute ago, bob smith said:

and here's you, whinging about me whinging about tuk tuk drivers ..

 

comical.

Nice troll 6/10

[bignok]

34 minutes ago, Prubangboy said:

Women all over the world of different races?

 

Is it true, Bob, try black and you never go back?

I had black. Its different. Real black.

[Bobthegimp]

Bob, 

why did you remove the picture of the "Vlogging a Dead Horse" YouTube guy from your profile and replace it with Serpico?  

 

I enjoy your posts. They'd be better if you actually drank, but they're still entertaining enough. 

[bob smith]

9 minutes ago, Bobthegimp said:

Bob, 

why did you remove the picture of the "Vlogging a Dead Horse" YouTube guy from your profile and replace it with Serpico?  

 

I enjoy your posts. They'd be better if you actually drank, but they're still entertaining enough. 

as previously stated, that picture was taken at a winery in los angeles.

 

i have no idea the exact date as I was out of my mind for much of my time in the states.

an old friend sent it to me a few days ago via email with the title 'remember when we hit the winery?' ..

 

could be late 80's..

Edited November 13, 2023 by bob smith

[sirineou]

1 hour ago, bob smith said:

You can stay at home sipping wine and eating cheese 

If you are the big cheese, wouldn't that be cannibalism? 

[bob smith]

Just now, sirineou said:

If you are the big cheese, wouldn't that be cannibalism? 

haha, touche ;) 

[EVENKEEL]

There for a second I though I clicked on the nutcase GammaG fellow by mistake.

[bob smith]

1 minute ago, EVENKEEL said:

There for a second I though I clicked on the nutcase GammaG fellow by mistake.

don't worry dude, I wouldn't ever stoop that low ;) 

[Liverpool Lou]

5 minutes ago, bob smith said:

7 minutes ago, EVENKEEL said:

There for a second I though I clicked on the nutcase GammaG fellow by mistake.

don't worry dude, I wouldn't ever stoop that low ;) 

Huh?  You stoop even lower every time.

[bignok]

1 minute ago, Liverpool Lou said:

Huh?  You stoop even lower every time.

You two should get along.

[bob smith]

1 minute ago, bignok said:

You two should get along.

it's him!

 

nothing but negativity on all my threads !

[bob smith]

4 minutes ago, Liverpool Lou said:

Huh?  You stoop even lower every time.

what's your beef lou?

[bignok]

Just now, bob smith said:

it's him!

 

nothing but negativity on all my threads !

He was in the Hilton

[Liverpool Lou]

12 minutes ago, bob smith said:

16 minutes ago, Liverpool Lou said:

Huh?  You stoop even lower every time.

what's your beef lou?

No beef, just an observation.

[MrPancake]

Wouldn't know. I'm a Babybel.

Edited November 13, 2023 by MrPancake

[Chris Daley]

You missed the part where I rob your house while you are on holiday.  That's also part of the big cheese schedule.