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Would it even be possible to endure this world without sik (sic) humour?

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Hi Folks,

 

There is sick humour.

 

There is sik (sic) humour.

 

And, there is gallows humour.

 

Would it be possible to endure life without humor?

 

During the Blitz, most could not have endured without humour.

 

The world is spiraling down.

 

How does humor help you to cope, to remain cancer-free, and to deal with your shrew, if you have one?

 

There is just so much to cope with in this life, stuff we never bargained for, before we were born.

 

Sometimes, I wonder if it's worth it, just to propagate and help our species to survive.

 

It might not be worth it to us.

But, in the grand scheme of the human race to the finish line, some in the future might be thankful that we persevered, and propagated.

 

Most people, these days, continue to contemplate lying flat.

But, is this the right course of action, the correct thinking?

 

The people such as these, the ones who lie flat, just don't seem to have a sense of humor about the human race.

 

What about you?

 

Is this comedy of ours a comedy of errors, or a conglomeration of mistakes?

 

Humour is your best friend.

 

What, these days, do you find funny?

 

Is ANYTHING funny, these days?

 

There was a white horse; it fell in the mud.

 

Now...THAT....is.....

FUNNY.

 

Just depends upon your point of view.

 

Some, don't even HAVE  a point of view....and...know not....

Where they're going to.

 

There will come a time, when you succumb to dementia, a time when....you will really find humor....

Beyond your ken.

 

In my view, some guys here are ....

ALREADY THERE.....

 

They are nowhere men, I guess.

 

Think about it, because....

The day after tomorrow will be a Sunday.....

A time for reflection and introspection.

 

Best to you,

Gamma

 

 

 

 

 

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GammaGlobulin Star Member

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Just now, Nick Carter icp said:

White spaces cost a lot of money , George has to pay for that .

Try to be more considerate    and stop using so much White space 

How to condense everything into a nutshell.

That's the question...

 

That is, actually, the Big Question occupying the brightest physicists, these days.

 

 

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2 minutes ago, GammaGlobulin said:

How to condense everything into a nutshell.

That's the question...

 

That is, actually, the Big Question occupying the brightest physicists, these days.

 

 

 

  Tell those brightest physics , that the way to compress everything is to stop pressing the space bar after every sentence 

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GammaGlobulin Star Member

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13 minutes ago, Nick Carter icp said:

 

  Tell those brightest physics , that the way to compress everything is to stop pressing the space bar after every sentence 

 

Strangely enough, no matter what I publish on the Farang Pub, just like Rodney, I get no respect.

 

For example, even if I spent two months composing a comment for posting on the Farang Pub, and even if my comment were of high-enough quality to be accepted by The New Yorker, still there are those, probably many here, who would spit on me.

 

This is why, these days, I do not spend more than a week writing a single comment for addition to this blessed forum.

 

IF I believed that anyone here might actually READ what I write, then I would be even more careful than I already am, in my grammar.

 

From my experience, nobody here understands me.

Nobody gives me any respect.....and....

 

Everyone here knows this to be true.

 

What am I to do?

 

 

 

 

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GammaGlobulin Star Member

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Would it even be possible to....

 

Drive from Stockholm to..

 

UPPSULA in less than.... 15 minutes?

(distance = 68 kilometers)

 

 

Yes.

But, just barely.

 

Such a careful driver, too!

 

 

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Why does Asean Now let weird and/or insane people clog up the forum with rambling nonsense?

 

 

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save the frogs Ruby Member

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3 hours ago, GammaGlobulin said:

For example, even if I spent two months composing a comment for posting on the Farang Pub

it takes you 2 months to compose some of your comments?

GammaGlobulin Star Member

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20 minutes ago, Pattaya57 said:

Why does Asean Now let weird and/or insane people clog up the forum with rambling nonsense?

 

 

 

Why did the US Government allow Buffalo Springfield to sing this Song on the Government-controlled airwaves?

 

With the lyrics....

"What a field day for the heat!".....?

 

1967

So much disruption.

Yet.

The world survived.

 

 

 

What a field day for the heat.....

 

I hate the cops....

BIG TIME.....

 

They are just too uneducated.

They are the dregs of society, ....

As everyone knows.

 

Most are almost completely uneducated....

About, just so much...

 

This is why ....

It's almost impossible to talk your way out of a speeding ticket....unless....

You got REALLY big boobs....or....if you do not have....then...you got to be willing to....

 

Go Down!

 

 

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GammaGlobulin Star Member

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8 minutes ago, save the frogs said:

it takes you 2 months to compose some of your comments?

 

No.

It has taken me over 70 years....

 

ALSO....

 

Have not heard from you in a while....

You have been on vacation?

 

Stay well.

 

 

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3 hours ago, GammaGlobulin said:

From my experience, nobody here understands me.

Nobody gives me any respect.....and....

 

Everyone here knows this to be true.

 

What am I to do?


Do you really want me to answer that honestly? Ok, I'll give you a hint, it rhymes with "duck cough". 

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ABCDBKK Silver Member

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41 minutes ago, Pattaya57 said:

Why does Asean Now let weird and/or insane people clog up the forum with rambling nonsense?

 

 


Maybe they like wasting bandwidth on cyber pests?

GammaGlobulin Star Member

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2 minutes ago, ABCDBKK said:


Do you really want me to answer that honestly? Ok, I'll give you a hint, it rhymes with "duck cough". 

 

Sorry.

I do not understand....

 

Too dazed and confused by your comment, maybe....

 

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1 minute ago, GammaGlobulin said:

 

Sorry.

I do not understand....

 

Too dazed and confused by your comment, maybe....

 


Wonderful, Mr. Random Tangents has shared another link that nobody needs or wants. 
 

You want some respect? Stop posting so much needless and uninteresting babble. Give up your failed attempts at dark humor. Try to act sensible and share something useful that others living in Thailand might relate to. There you go. A starting point. A real user manual on how to avoid being a c*nt. 

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GammaGlobulin Star Member

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7 minutes ago, ABCDBKK said:


Maybe they like wasting bandwidth on cyber pests?

 

My understanding is that the people who post are NOT those who use much bandwidth.

 

How much "bandwidth" might you imagine is required to upload one of my glorious comments?

 

Do you have any clue?

 

 

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My understanding is that the people who post are NOT those who use much bandwidth.

 

How much "bandwidth" might you imagine is required to upload one of my glorious comments?

 

Do you have any clue?

 

 


I actually do. The term "wasted bandwidth" has a wider meaning than how many bytes does some text take up on a server. Go fish. 

GammaGlobulin Star Member

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8 minutes ago, ABCDBKK said:


Wonderful, Mr. Random Tangents has shared another link that nobody needs or wants. 
 

You want some respect? Stop posting so much needless and uninteresting babble. Give up your failed attempts at dark humor. Try to act sensible and share something useful that others living in Thailand might relate to. There you go. A starting point. A real user manual on how to avoid being a c*nt. 

 

You seem to be misunderstanding the purpose of this entire exercise!

 

a.  It's not about wasting "bandwidth", as you call it.  "Bandwidth" is almost zero cost.

 

b.  Instead, it's all about clicks.

 

c.  How many clicks can a comment generate....is the key to success.

 

d.  I have no idea how many clicks my comments or Topics generate.  Not that many, comparatively.

 

e.  Thank you for your clicks on my comments, however.

 

f.  The more times you click on my comments and Topics, the better "others" like it.

 

g.  So, then, just keep clicking away on what I write.  And then, all will be fine.

 

h.  Have a good one!!!!

 

 

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12 minutes ago, GammaGlobulin said:

You seem to be misunderstanding the purpose of this entire exercise!

 

a.  It's not about wasting "bandwidth", as you call it.  "Bandwidth" is almost zero cost.

 

b.  Instead, it's all about clicks.

 

c.  How many clicks can a comment generate....is the key to success.

 

d.  I have no idea how many clicks my comments or Topics generate.  Not that many, comparatively.

 

e.  Thank you for your clicks on my comments, however.

 

f.  The more times you click on my comments and Topics, the better "others" like it.

 

g.  So, then, just keep clicking away on what I write.  And then, all will be fine.

 

h.  Have a good one!!!!

 

Alas, another explosion of uncontrollable verbal diarrhea from the great wordsmith. 

 

Bandwidth refers to the mental capacity or cognitive resources required to focus or concentrate on a specific task or activity. It's the ability to allocate attention and mental energy effectively. 

 

Bandwith is obviously something you lack in your cognitive resources, thus you are trying to suck it up from others as demonstrated by your bumbling diatribe on getting "more clicks". 

 

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1 minute ago, ABCDBKK said:

 

Alas, another explosion of uncontrollable verbal diarrhea from the great wordsmith. 

 

Bandwidth refers to the mental capacity or cognitive resources required to focus or concentrate on a specific task or activity. It's the ability to allocate attention and mental energy effectively. 

 

Bandwith is obviously something you lack in your cognitive resources, thus you are trying to suck it up from others as demonstrated by your bumbling diatribe on getting "more clicks". 

 

Hahahahaha... He who bandies with a fool is a fool... just a thought... you clicked on it.

ABCDBKK Silver Member

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1 minute ago, Skipalongcassidy said:

Hahahahaha... He who bandies with a fool is a fool... just a thought... you clicked on it.


Wow, the gift of the gab is strong with this one. I'm overwhelmed with emotion. 

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GammaGlobulin Star Member

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18 minutes ago, ABCDBKK said:

 

Alas, another explosion of uncontrollable verbal diarrhea from the great wordsmith. 

 

Bandwidth refers to the mental capacity or cognitive resources required to focus or concentrate on a specific task or activity. It's the ability to allocate attention and mental energy effectively. 

 

Bandwith is obviously something you lack in your cognitive resources, thus you are trying to suck it up from others as demonstrated by your bumbling diatribe on getting "more clicks". 

 

 

I think you might be talking about RAM and not bandwidth.

Bandwidth is useless without STORAGE and processing power.

 

Or, in your case, maybe we should consider the mental power of the "kuai"....

 

 

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18 minutes ago, ABCDBKK said:


Wow, the gift of the gab is strong with this one. I'm overwhelmed with emotion. 

 

You seem utterly intent upon.....SOMETHING.....

Sorry, though, that I might not stay around long enough to see what your intent might be.

 

 

 

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4 hours ago, GammaGlobulin said:

Strangely enough, no matter what I publish on the Farang Pub, just like Rodney, I get no respect.

 

4 hours ago, GammaGlobulin said:

Nobody gives me any respect.....and....

 

Everyone here knows this to be true.

 

What am I to do?

 

take the hint ?

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save the frogs Ruby Member

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2 hours ago, GammaGlobulin said:

 

No.

It has taken me over 70 years....

 

ALSO....

 

Have not heard from you in a while....

You have been on vacation?

 

Stay well.

 

 

Not on vacation.

 

I just can't relate to any of your topics.

 

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18 minutes ago, save the frogs said:

Not on vacation.

 

I just can't relate to any of your topics.

 

 

What topics do you prefer most for Farang Pub Topics?

 

 

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2 hours ago, ABCDBKK said:

Alas, another explosion of uncontrollable verbal diarrhea from the great wordsmith.

Alas, another explosion of uncontrollable verbal diarrhea from the great useless so called wordsmith.

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