Having a Beer...Cheers!!!

[bob smith]

wanted to to get help the other day so went to a doctor who claimed he treats alcoholics.

 

when I explained my situation to him he said he can't treat me.

got into a massive argument with him,

told him what I thought of him then i stormed out and hit the nearest bar.

 

even went for a ST in my anger and frustration.

im still on the beer now with my buddy shaun from devon.

he's a free spirit like me and we aint goin home amytime soon.!

 

to alcohol, the cause and solution to all lifes problem.

ac/dc has just come on the jukebox.

time to hit it full throttle.

 

bob.

[proton]

Today I shall be mostly drinking 285 muck ☺️

[bob smith]

Just now, proton said:

Today I shall be mostly drinking 285 muck ☺️

...times hard in the proton household these days?

😄 

 

bob.

[worgeordie]

Whatever you say Bob, not very interesting though ,keep on knocking

them back ,your liver will end up like Swiss cheese, 

 

regards Worgeordie 

[transam]

Another riveting "tale" from Bob...................

[HugoFastor]

9 minutes ago, bob smith said:

wanted to to get help the other day so went to a doctor who claimed he treats alcoholics.

 

when I explained my situation to him he said he can't treat me.

got into a massive argument with him,

told him what I thought of him then i stormed out and hit the nearest bar.

 

even went for a ST in my anger and frustration.

im still on the beer now with my buddy shaun from devon.

he's a free spirit like me and we aint goin home amytime soon.!

 

to alcohol, the cause and solution to all lifes problem.

ac/dc has just come on the jukebox.

time to hit it full throttle.

 

bob.

Well done. So nice to see you are back in the saddle winning friends and influencing people again, whilst solidly back on the road to death and destruction. As a friend used to say "fu*k it all to hell". Ties in nicely with your love for ac/dc innit. 

[bob smith]

11 minutes ago, HugoFastor said:

Well done. So nice to see you are back in the saddle winning friends and influencing people again, whilst solidly back on the road to death and destruction. As a friend used to say "fu*k it all to hell". Ties in nicely with your love for ac/dc innit. 

i dont love them..

 

they were on the jukebox.

meatloaf is playing now.

 

bat outta hell babbyyy!!! yeah.

 

bob.

[brianthainess]

24 minutes ago, bob smith said:

wanted to to get help the other day so went to a doctor who claimed he treats alcoholics.

 

when I explained my situation to him he said he can't treat me.

got into a massive argument with him,

told him what I thought of him then i stormed out and hit the nearest bar.

 

even went for a ST in my anger and frustration.

im still on the beer now with my buddy shaun from devon.

he's a free spirit like me and we aint goin home amytime soon.!

 

to alcohol, the cause and solution to all lifes problem.

ac/dc has just come on the jukebox.

time to hit it full throttle.

 

bob.

Oh come on Bob don't leave it as a cliffhanger, tell us what happened next, we are all sooo interested.

[marin]

Why not make it really exciting and perhaps get the hits you crave by letting everyone know each and every time you take a leak. 

[Keeps]

You're on the Highway to Hell Bob.

[bob smith]

3 minutes ago, marin said:

Why not make it really exciting and perhaps get the hits you crave by letting everyone know each and every time you take a leak. 

don't hate the player, marin!

 

next time why not comment on something worthwhile...

 

tattooed girls are all around me now.

wish you were here?

 

bob.

Edited March 23 by bob smith

[Hokeus]

bob, why only take the lady boys ST? One would think bringing a gaggle of them home with you to mrs. smith would make for a real party. 🎉 

[Crossy]

[Hokeus]

5 minutes ago, bob smith said:

i dont love them..

 

they were on the jukebox.

meatloaf is playing now.

 

bat outta hell babbyyy!!! yeah.

 

bob.

forget meatloaf and ac/dc. what you really need is to throw on the village people, ymca and start a line dance in the bar. 👍🏼

[Keeps]

4 minutes ago, bob smith said:

don't hate the player, marin!

 

next time why not comment on something worthwhile...

 

tattooed girls are all around me now.

wish you were here?

 

bob.

Pink Floyd on the jukebox now?

[jvs]

I do not recall ever having seen a jukebox in Thailand but maybe i do not get out enough.

[Hokeus]

8 minutes ago, bob smith said:

don't hate the player, marin!

 

next time why not comment on something worthwhile...

 

tattooed girls are all around me now.

wish you were here?

 

bob.

Man, I love you like a brother.
I used to bag on you all the time.
Man, you trippin'.
Why you doin' that, man?
Wanna take a shot at me, kid?
Do it.
Do it!
I'm just sayin' if that's what this is gonna be, then it's gonna be that.
But I would prefer to stay on the same page.
Man, let your voice be your ladder.
Man, I'm serious.
This acting sh*t got you acting crazy, man.
What's up? You know I love you, man.
Come on, man.
E. Weazy! Come on, baby!
E. Weazy! Come on, baby.
E. Weazy.
Come on, I'm clownin', baby.
You know I'm clownin'. Turn around 'cause you know I'm clownin'.
Come on, player, stop hatin'.
Stop hatin'. Start participatin'.
Start participatin', star.
Come on, twinkle, twinkle, baby. Twinkle, twinkle.

[scubascuba3]

Shouldn't this be in the i drink too much forum? then other alcoholics can help

[Hokeus]

1 minute ago, scubascuba3 said:

Shouldn't this be in the i drink too much forum? then other alcoholics can help

Naah, he doesn't have a drinking problem. He drinks, he falls down, no problem

[bob smith]

2 minutes ago, scubascuba3 said:

Shouldn't this be in the i drink too much forum? then other alcoholics can help

i dont need help.

 

my buddy shaun is getting the next round in!!

 

i am in a pub and this is posted in the pub as well.

seems like a marriage made in heaven..

 

bob.

[Liverpool Lou]

14 minutes ago, bob smith said:

don't hate the player, marin!

 

next time why not comment on something worthwhile...

Do you not see the irony?

[Hokeus]

1 minute ago, bob smith said:

i dont need help.

 

my buddy shaun is getting the next round in!!

 

i am in a pub and this is posted in the pub as well.

seems like a marriage made in heaven..

 

bob.

yeah, you go girl!

[Liverpool Lou]

4 minutes ago, bob smith said:

my buddy shaun is getting the next round in!!

 

i am in a pub and this is posted in the pub as well.

Having such a great debauched time with "your friend", the beer and tatted slags all over you yet you still can post constantly here?

[bob smith]

1 minute ago, Liverpool Lou said:

Having such a great debauched time with "your friend", the beer and tatted slags all over you yet you still can post constantly here?

you guys are my friends too!!!!

 

epecially you, lou.

 

bobb.

[NanLaew]

28 minutes ago, bob smith said:

next time why not comment on something worthwhile...

 

next time why not post about something worthwhile...

 

Oh, wait...

[bob smith]

1 minute ago, NanLaew said:

 

next time why not post about something worthwhile...

 

Oh, wait...

I tink it is worthwilee.

 

so what?

 

free spech.

bob.

[Liverpool Lou]

9 minutes ago, bob smith said:

you guys are my friends too!!!!

 

epecially you, lou.

Delusion and wishful thinking.  

[ColeBOzbourne]

Bob's actually at home sipping ice-tea, working up the nerve to maybe squeeze lemon in there, but afraid it might be too daring. Sitting at the computer, trolling websites day and night, with only the geckos to keep him company. 

[ravip]

People addicted to alcohol = alcoholics

People addicted to aseannow = ?

(posting mundane stuff even while drinking)

[saintdomingo]

1 hour ago, bob smith said:

...times hard in the proton household these days?

😄 

 

bob.

You were showing off about drinking 285 the other day. Same as you show off about how much money you have.