Nice Diarrhea from Songkran Water

[NickyLouie]

Anyone get the nice diarrhea from ingestion of filthy Songkran water ?

[it is what it is]

  On 4/15/2024 at 11:54 AM, NickyLouie said:

Anyone get the nice diarrhea from ingestion of filthy Songkran water ?

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absolutely not, am on a wonderful holiday enjoying what i want to do, when i want to do it, without some idiot throwing water at me. bliss. 😁

[GammaGlobulin]

  On 4/15/2024 at 11:54 AM, NickyLouie said:

Anyone get the nice diarrhea from ingestion of filthy Songkran water ?

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Maybe wear an extra-LARGE condom on your head before venturing forth?

Works for me.

 

 

[proton]

No only been out twice, no water chucked at us at all, don't mind kids doing it, the adults can f off.

[scottiejohn]

  On 4/15/2024 at 12:02 PM, GammaGlobulin said:

 

Maybe wear an extra-LARGE condom on your head before venturing forth?

Works for me.

 

 

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Does not seem to have worked in your case as you are still posting! (unfortunately)

Please try using a larger condom again as being such a bighead you are probably trying to use a size that is too small for your supersizes cranium (in your opinion)!

[KhunLA]

Another reason why I avoid the 'festival', though not so much where we live now, but when at Udon Thani, the municipality used to pump water out of the rather stagnant, algae filled city lake.  Did have plenty of fish in it, but I don't think they minded.

 

That and the folks pumping from not so deep wells in the villages, all a bit suspect.

[0ffshore360]

Head down, mouth closed on rare occasion a target for public water dousing.

Diarrhea immediately after experiencing songkran water?

More likely a major relaxing of the anal sphincter upon achieving the safety of private  accommodation.

Either that or the prawns eaten last night after the water they were  stewing in was repurposed  for  songkran?

[Yagoda]

If you blast a gelatinous stench schmear in your rear, just ask for a good spraying to wash it out. Why look for a fountain?

[Dioj]

  On 4/15/2024 at 12:02 PM, GammaGlobulin said:

 

Maybe wear an extra-LARGE condom on your head before venturing forth?

Works for me.

 

 

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I tried that too, but had no success. Someone told me it only works for d1ckheads. So I gave up. Thanks for the thought though.  

[IvorBiggun2]

  On 4/15/2024 at 11:54 AM, NickyLouie said:

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BS. Never in nearly 20 years have I had stomach problems in Thailand.

[GammaGlobulin]

  On 4/15/2024 at 12:20 PM, Yagoda said:

If you blast a gelatinous stench schmear in your rear, just ask for a good spraying to wash it out. Why look for a fountain?

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When looking for a fountain, just do not choose the same type of fountain used by that Farang, this past week, and written about in a Topic on TV, just a few days ago: "Foreigner's Shocking Behavior On Soi 4 Sparks Outrage"

 

 

[GammaGlobulin]

  On 4/15/2024 at 12:36 PM, Dioj said:

I tried that too, but had no success. Someone told me it only works for d1ckheads. So I gave up. Thanks for the thought though.  

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You may be right:

 

Perhaps this strategy works ONLY for...."quality tourists".

 

 

[Dioj]

  On 4/15/2024 at 12:37 PM, GammaGlobulin said:

 

When looking for a fountain, just do not choose the same type of fountain used by that Farang, this past week, and written about in a Topic on TV, just a few days ago: "Foreigner's Shocking Behavior On Soi 4 Sparks Outrage"

 

 

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Oh, was that you? 🤔 

[GammaGlobulin]

  On 4/15/2024 at 12:40 PM, Dioj said:

Oh, was that you? 🤔 

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I am overweight, I admit.

But, I am NOT obese.

 

 

[Honey Badger With A Badge]

  On 4/15/2024 at 11:54 AM, NickyLouie said:

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Gotta be a weak puss to get the runs from getting shot by a water gun.

Our ageing world is a shipwreck...

 

[G_Money]

None from Songkran water.  I managed to get it from time to time from dodgy seafood or licking dodgy as- at Windmill or Kink.

[JensenZ]

  On 4/15/2024 at 12:58 PM, Honey Badger With A Badge said:

 

Gotta be a weak puss to get the runs from getting shot by a water gun.

Our ageing world is a shipwreck...

 

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Nonsense! It depends on what pathogens are in the water. Plenty exist that could put even heroes like you on their backs. Maybe one day you'll get a brain-eating amoeba up your nose. In your case, there might not be much to eat.

[sammieuk1]

If you have been splashing about in Chiang Mai you're sure to have had some rat polluted moat water in your boat race 🤔

[PoorSucker]

i do not consider any diarhrea nice

[Chivas]

Never used to call it Diarrhea as a youngster.

 

Mother always told to us to shout Clinkers if an evacuation was imminent

 

Maths lessons at School naturally produced Clinkers daily on an epic scale.

[Liverpool Lou]

  On 4/15/2024 at 11:54 AM, NickyLouie said:

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If you're claiming that you did, how could you know that it was "Songkran water"?

[cdnvic]

Removed one post. You can disagree without resorting to childish name calling.

[tgw]

  On 4/15/2024 at 11:54 AM, NickyLouie said:

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rather unlikely unless you ingest larger quantities of it.

I'd rather bet on overexposure to the sun.

[Irish star]

  On 4/15/2024 at 11:54 AM, NickyLouie said:

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That’s why I leave the country , Nasty Crap , should be water trucks provided by the City of Pattaya not some water from some disgusting klong  

[Irish star]

  On 4/15/2024 at 12:36 PM, IvorBiggun2 said:

BS. Never in nearly 20 years have I had stomach problems in Thailand.

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You stay in your safe space eating canned beans lol

[Irish star]

  On 4/15/2024 at 12:16 PM, 0ffshore360 said:

Head down, mouth closed on rare occasion a target for public water dousing.

Diarrhea immediately after experiencing songkran water?

More likely a major relaxing of the anal sphincter upon achieving the safety of private  accommodation.

Either that or the prawns eaten last night after the water they were  stewing in was repurposed  for  songkran?

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Isn’t it usually 9 hours before appearing 

[Skipalongcassidy]

  On 4/15/2024 at 11:54 AM, NickyLouie said:

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Why on earth are you drinking "Songkran water"?  There are better brands available.

[bluejets]

  On 4/15/2024 at 11:54 AM, NickyLouie said:

Anyone get the nice diarrhea from ingestion of filthy Songkran water ?

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On that subject, does anyone really know what quality is in the water in the ice blocks they shove in ones beer?

I tend to drink the beer quick, well before too much of the ice starts to melt so it doesn't dilute the beer.

Then get the bottle itself and shove in the ice before any second attempt at top up....get some funny looks though.

[zakalwe]

Breathe through your nose.

[Gandtee]

  On 4/15/2024 at 12:02 PM, GammaGlobulin said:

 

Maybe wear an extra-LARGE condom on your head before venturing forth?

Works for me.

 

 

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Only for dick heads.