2 hours ago, WDSmart said:

I get an electric massage for a torn muscle in my lower back every two weeks at a local, private hospital. The strangest thing that's every happened to me is I fell asleep and was awoken 45 minutes later to advise me the massage was over. 

Did you check the clock? once someone's fallen asleep the girls can easily end the massage and say times up

Nearly 2 decades ago, still relatively young, I used to go a few times per month to the center of Korat with my notebook (not computer) and a pen.

Arrived at Yamoo statue, I decided which road I would take that day and started to walk that road.
Making a design of that road and which shops could be interesting for me.
On 1 occasion, I was walking near the "Texas" restaurant and decided to have a lunch at that restaurant.
While eating my lunch, a couple of girls passed by and invited me to go to visit their massage shop around the corner.
After my lunch, I decided to get go to their shop and have a good massage.
I chosed the services of a middle aged woman who seemed to be a good choice.
Halfway the massage she asked me if I was interested in a "special treatment" while shaking her hand up-and-down and pushing her tongue to her cheek.
After discussing the price, I agreed to let her do the "special tratment".
In my whole life, I have only been able to make sex with a woman 2 times in a row.
For the 3rd seance, I would need to recover a few hours.
But this woman, was different.
After 1 "special treatment", she asked if I was satisfied or wanted to repeat it.
I said "yes", and she took a small tube out of her purse.
She put a little bit of gel on my manhood and in no time I was ready for a second seance.
She continued with the massage and about 1 hour later the massage was finished.
Before I was going to dress again, she asked me if I had liked the "special treatment".
I answerred her "Yes", but I would like to know what she used to out on my manhood.
She said that she used a gel that a monk from her home town (Saraburi) gave her.
I wanted to know if it would work on me a third tike and she agreed to try.
And INDEED, my manhood was ready  for a 3rd seance.
I left the massage parlor without knowing where she got this gel from and when I went back to see her a few weeks later she had moved to Pattaya.

I went to a 'no happy ending' massage shop (i.e. a 'normal' one??).

 

I mentioned that I had a stiff back. I undressed and the young girl without saying a word kept me on my chest and slowly walked up and down on my back(barefoot, of course) for fifteen or more  minutes. (She was small!)

 

It felt very odd to begin with but then became very pleasurable and it did the trick.

 

Next day no stiffness.

 

 

On 5/15/2024 at 1:51 PM, ChipButty said:

Some years ago in Udon Thanni, a broken rib, 

Same happened to a friend, except they broke 2. 

I walked into a massage shop and explained to the two women that I have had an erection for a week and that it won't go away.
 

They looked concerned and requested that I show it to them. So I did and asked them if they could do something about it. They offered me 5,000 Baht and said they could pay me more next week!

On 5/16/2024 at 5:30 PM, ibjoe said:

I wanted authentic Thai massage, but all the local shops looked sketchy. I finally found a shop that looked legit. Sign on the door saying "NO sexual services". Thai people inside getting foot / neck / etc. massages. I enter and say I want authentic Thai massage, lady says no problem, take off your clothes and lie down here. About ten minutes in she says, "and what kind of sex do you want with your authentic Thai massage?". After some reiteration, I finally get Thai massage without sex. And, I've had better Thai massage. I learned that I need to be more careful about picking massage establishments. And I've noticed the legitimate ones have higher posted prices.

The legit ones are inside temples and far cheaper.

7 hours ago, susanlea said:

The legit ones are inside temples and far cheaper.

There are plenty of legit ones, but they sometimes need extra money too

On 5/15/2024 at 10:57 AM, Rachel2023 said:

What's the oddest or strangest thing that's happened to you during a massage?

Around 20 years ago I was working offshore Vung Tau, we had a 3 day safety training course, onshore. 

On the last day of training the course finished early, so I went to get a massage. The massage parlour had  many beautiful girls, I saw the one I wanted, we walked in the massage room which had a steam machine, she turned it on, we got undressed and she washed me down with this steam making contraption pouring out steam, then I laid down on the bed, on my stomach, she rolled me over, gave me a 2 minute massage, worst massage ever, just a squeeze here and there then she's playing and sucking down there, she got on top, she enjoyed the ride, then back to the steam contraption for another wash together. 

 

It was strangest massage but it was awesome. 

 

Vietnamese girls, they're a little taller and usually have slightly larger breasts, I don't like the way they speak in English, doesn't really matter, they are beautiful. 

 

 

 

On 5/16/2024 at 11:44 AM, Lacessit said:

Unfortunately, the medication I was on at the time was making me impotent, so I had to politely decline, and explain why.

Never heard of "Rain Check"?

After an oil massage ( Naked as asked ) and got a happy ending without asking, to 'hard' to refuse, for some reason she decided to show me her Pussy and I don't mean a cat.

I was just talking to a massage lady who now works in a Spa rather than a Buakhao type shop, she said tour buses turn up, Chinese, Korean, Vietnamese, pay more than normal. No talking allowed, no chit chat with customer. Actually that sounds quite good, the busy shops get ignoramuses who chat loudly

Years ago when I was teaching in Yangon, I found a 'fishbowl' massage shop owned by some military guy.  The fishbowl had the ugliest women that I had ever seen... I chose the least ugly and we went off to the massage room for 60 minutes.  After 55 minutes of not-so-good massage I was convinced that there could be more to this massage than publicised and the massage woman said 'pay for 1 more hour' with a wink.  I got the message, paid for 1 more hour and nothing happened other than her standard awful massage!!

8 hours ago, simon43 said:

Years ago when I was teaching in Yangon, I found a 'fishbowl' massage shop owned by some military guy.  The fishbowl had the ugliest women that I had ever seen... I chose the least ugly and we went off to the massage room for 60 minutes.  After 55 minutes of not-so-good massage I was convinced that there could be more to this massage than publicised and the massage woman said 'pay for 1 more hour' with a wink.  I got the message, paid for 1 more hour and nothing happened other than her standard awful massage!!

Yeah that can be standard on Buakhao, have a foot massage then they start working on you to get an oil massage after which can lead to nothing