Popular Post bob smith Posted June 14 Popular Post Share Posted June 14 (edited) we've all seen them in the bar.. The one who dresses up to the nines & acts like a queen. all decked out in Chanel and Prada, shiny gold from head to toe.. she's the one who at 23 married the 82 year old millionaire and moved to Switzerland. she's back for a brief holiday to see her old bar girl pals that she left behind, and how she loves to flaunt her new found wealth.. she get's dropped off at the front of the bar in a Mercedes Benz, in public she is all about the class. But when she opens her mouth..... It's like a sewer grid being flung open. the way she talks, what she says.. utter crass, as cheap as they come. one of the benefits of speaking Thai is that you really get to hear what they really think. The things I have heard over the years would, i'm sure, make your toes curl.. I think the term is putting lipstick on a pig... These girls are ever so slightly smarter than the average bar dweller. but in reality they are just the same as the rest, only difference is they got lucky and their friends didn't. Have you ever met a bar girl lottery winner? bob. Edited June 14 by bob smith 3 4 3 1 9 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Popular Post novacova Posted June 14 Popular Post Share Posted June 14 13 minutes ago, bob smith said: Have you ever met a bar girl lottery winner? No sir-ree-Bob, have not and don’t plan on it. btw, would you please put a shirt on and repost your avatar, besides looking like a baked lobster, it’s hard to look at. Thanks😊 1 3 1 18 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Popular Post bob smith Posted June 14 Author Popular Post Share Posted June 14 2 minutes ago, novacova said: No sir-ree-Bob, have not and don’t plan on it. btw, would you please put a shirt on and repost your avatar, besides looking like a baked lobster, it’s hard to look at. Thanks😊 I ain't putting a shirt on for no-one! least of all you. bobby. 2 1 1 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Popular Post timendres Posted June 14 Popular Post Share Posted June 14 Have I ever met one? Hell, I have funded several! And, as you say, lipstick on a pig might look nice... ...but wait for that "oink". 1 4 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bob smith Posted June 14 Author Share Posted June 14 1 minute ago, timendres said: Hell, I have funded several! ...Why in god's name would you do that?? bob. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Popular Post novacova Posted June 14 Popular Post Share Posted June 14 10 minutes ago, bob smith said: I ain't putting a shirt on for no-one! least of all you. bobby. Okay thanks, just thought I’d ask 1 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Popular Post timendres Posted June 14 Popular Post Share Posted June 14 2 minutes ago, bob smith said: ...Why in god's name would you do that?? 1 1 6 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Popular Post bob smith Posted June 14 Author Popular Post Share Posted June 14 1 minute ago, timendres said: you haven't got a small willy, have you? bobby. 1 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Popular Post worgeordie Posted June 14 Popular Post Share Posted June 14 Good luck to them I say , if you can snag a rich 80 year old man ,make sure your in his will , in a year or two you'll be looking for another ,I wish I had been born beautiful and with a pussy ,I would do the same , beats working for a living , 500 Baht a day , no way , regards worgeordie 3 2 11 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Popular Post bob smith Posted June 14 Author Popular Post Share Posted June 14 Just now, worgeordie said: Good luck to them I say , if you can snag a rich 80 year old man ,make sure your in his will , in a year or two you'll be looking for another ,I wish I had been born beautiful and with a pussy ,I would do the same , beats working for a living , 500 Baht a day , no way , regards worgeordie have you no shame at all? bobby. 1 1 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
timendres Posted June 14 Share Posted June 14 6 minutes ago, bob smith said: you haven't got a small willy, have you? bobby. Survey says..... absolutely average. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Popular Post Hummin Posted June 14 Popular Post Share Posted June 14 23 minutes ago, bob smith said: have you no shame at all? bobby. you should start drinking again Bob 3 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Popular Post bob smith Posted June 14 Author Popular Post Share Posted June 14 3 minutes ago, Hummin said: you should start drinking again Bob i'm half cut already mate. bob. 1 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dingdongrb Posted June 14 Share Posted June 14 40 minutes ago, bob smith said: you haven't got a small willy, have you? bobby. As the sayings go: 'It's not the size of the magician's wand but the magic he can perform with it.' 'It's not the size of the worm that counts but the way it wiggles.' 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sticky Rice Balls Posted June 14 Share Posted June 14 a BG that nets an Idiot....FTFY go fishing in the sewers find snakes and rats Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sticky Rice Balls Posted June 14 Share Posted June 14 14 minutes ago, dingdongrb said: As the sayings go: 'It's not the size of the magician's wand but the magic he can perform with it.' 'It's not the size of the worm that counts but the way it wiggles.' not the size of your dinghy but the motion of the ocean avast ye mateys! 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Popular Post Iron Tongue Posted June 14 Popular Post Share Posted June 14 (edited) 1 hour ago, bob smith said: she's the one who at 23 married the 82 year old millionaire and moved to Switzerland. Why is it bad if a Thai girl hits the jackpot? Poverty & greed is everywhere. Ever hear the story of Anna Nicole Smith (ANS) and billionaire J Howard Marshall (JHM)? ANS was a stripper when JHS rolled (literally) into her work. He doted her with millions before they married, ANS was 26 and JHM merely 89. He died the next year, a happy man. Edited June 14 by Iron Tongue 4 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Popular Post bluejets Posted June 14 Popular Post Share Posted June 14 14 hours ago, bob smith said: I ain't putting a shirt on for no-one! Nice....after all that rant and rave , a lot like the pot calling the kettle black don't you think? You really need to get a life. 1 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
stoner Posted June 14 Share Posted June 14 13 hours ago, dingdongrb said: 14 hours ago, bob smith said: you haven't got a small willy, have you? bobby. As the sayings go: 'It's not the size of the magician's wand but the magic he can perform with it.' 'It's not the size of the worm that counts but the way it wiggles.' those are phrases made up by little guys. ask any girl if she likes an earthworm vs an anaconda. 1 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rwill Posted June 14 Share Posted June 14 They need to annotate post titles with who posted them. 1 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
save the frogs Posted June 14 Share Posted June 14 15 hours ago, bob smith said: But when she opens her mouth..... It's like a sewer grid being flung open. so what? you don't sound like a drunken sailor? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Popular Post BritManToo Posted June 14 Popular Post Share Posted June 14 (edited) As long as the guy is happy with the deal, why would anyone else care? Been with mine nearly 15 years, best money I've ever spent. Edited June 14 by BritManToo 2 1 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheFishman1 Posted June 14 Share Posted June 14 If the guys happy watch it anybody else care maybe his age decided that a year or two of total bliss to him is worth whatever it cost. It’s up to him. I wish him all the best.TIT 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hellohello123 Posted June 14 Share Posted June 14 13 hours ago, Iron Tongue said: Why is it bad if a Thai girl hits the jackpot? Poverty & greed is everywhere. Ever hear the story of Anna Nicole Smith (ANS) and billionaire J Howard Marshall (JHM)? ANS was a stripper when JHS rolled (literally) into her work. He doted her with millions before they married, ANS was 26 and JHM merely 89. He died the next year, a happy man. But but, she liked him for his personality and charm.... 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
WDSmart Posted June 15 Share Posted June 15 15 hours ago, novacova said: No sir-ree-Bob, have not and don’t plan on it. btw, would you please put a shirt on and repost your avatar, besides looking like a baked lobster, it’s hard to look at. Thanks😊 I looked at @bob smith's avatar and didn't get hard. I wonder why it affects you like that... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Grumpy one Posted June 15 Share Posted June 15 15 hours ago, worgeordie said: Good luck to them I say , if you can snag a rich 80 year old man ,make sure your in his will , in a year or two you'll be looking for another ,I wish I had been born beautiful and with a pussy ,I would do the same , beats working for a living , 500 Baht a day , no way , regards worgeordie I believe if I was born a female, I would have retired wealthy at 35 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cowellandrew Posted June 15 Share Posted June 15 Wait until you meet a thai that's been living in Yorkshire, Manchester or liverpool Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Popular Post Elkski Posted June 15 Popular Post Share Posted June 15 Is that really bob smith in his avatar? Wow much better than I imagined!!!!!!!!!! 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SAFETY FIRST Posted June 15 Share Posted June 15 (edited) 17 hours ago, bob smith said: Have you ever met a bar girl lottery winner? I chose not to look or judge others. Sat at the bar I'm too busy talking to my young, female friend. She is naturally beautiful, no tattoo's, wears no makeup, no silicone breasts, lip or arse filler, no tattoos, fake nails or eye lashes, petite with small hands and feet. I'm in heaven, thank you lord. 🙏 Edited June 15 by SAFETY FIRST 1 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bob smith Posted June 15 Author Share Posted June 15 6 minutes ago, SAFETY FIRST said: I chose not to look or judge others. Sat at the bar I'm too busy talking to my young, female friend. She is naturally beautiful, no tattoo's, wears no makeup, no silicone breasts, lip or arse filler, no tattoos, fake nails or eye lashes, petite with small hands and feet. I'm in heaven, thank you lord. 🙏 how big are ‘her’ feet? bob. 2 1 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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