Good gravy.  We're all SEXPAT.  I hear that on this forum all the time.  Come on Sexpats. 
Let us know how ya Bumping uglies, Doing the deed, Getting busy, Playing hide the salami, Doing the dirty.

Doggie Style?  Horizontal Mambo?  Pile-driver?  The Cowgirl? The Butter Churner? 

Me:  "Arf Arf"

1 minute ago, connda said:

Good gravy.  We're all SEXPAT.  I hear that on this forum all the time.  Come on Sexpats. 
Let us know how ya Bumping uglies, Doing the deed, Getting busy, Playing hide the salami, Doing the dirty.

Doggie Style?  Horizontal Mambo?  Pile-driver?  The Cowgirl? The Butter Churner? 

Me:  "Arf Arf"

Lol.  Connda’s getting his groove down.

 

You left out one of my favorites.  Ass up, face down.

15 hours ago, connda said:

Good gravy.  We're all SEXPAT.  I hear that on this forum all the time.  Come on Sexpats. 
Let us know how ya Bumping uglies, Doing the deed, Getting busy, Playing hide the salami, Doing the dirty.

Doggie Style?  Horizontal Mambo?  Pile-driver?  The Cowgirl? The Butter Churner? 

Me:  "Arf Arf"

We're not all sexpats here. And why would an adult male want to know what other adult males are doing in the bedroom? This is usually a very private matter, and only a topic teen boys talk about with other teen boys.

22 hours ago, steven100 said:

oh dear ... not sure this is a good topic to discuss on the forum.  

why ever not? many here make claims to their priapic superpowers and boundless appetites. 

Seems the ideal place for the discussion.

22 hours ago, connda said:

What's your favorite sex position?

Sex position ha, ha....... reading the many angry, moaning comments on AN forums most here are sexually frustrated and aren't getting any.

 

 

7 minutes ago, fredwiggy said:

We're not all sexpats here. And why would an adult male want to know what other adult males are doing in the bedroom? This is usually a very private matter, and only a topic teen boys talk about with other teen boys.

 

How very parochial of you Fred.

One needn't be an adolescent or a sexpat to discuss human intimacy, need one?  

 

Given your vast knowledge of nearly everything, I would have thought you were far more of a progressive thinker.

 

Or do you have some particular kink you would prefer not to share with the group?

 

Scat and plush toys maybe? 

Spread your wings and be free.   

4 minutes ago, SAFETY FIRST said:

I reckon reading the many angry, moaning comments on AN forums most here are sexually frustrated and aren't getting any.

 

 

 

do you reckon that, or are you just projecting?

21 hours ago, MalcolmB said:

15 years ago it was hard finding a thai woman to do anal. 

These days most of them do it, some you have to pester a bit though.

I reckon it's because women have become larger (fat/obese) these days, most of the guys with their small willies don't please her. 

 

I'm not into anal, never have been, not for me. 

 

Not long after I met my girlfriend, she asked me to do something for her, , she begged me for help and said she'd do anything for me. That night in the bedroom I put it on her for anal, I turned her around and jokingly tried the back door, she started crying. She's small, petite, I'd probably hurt her if I performed anal, last thing I would want to do is hurt the woman I love. 

 

 

 

Just now, madone said:

 

How very parochial of you Fred.

One needn't be an adolescent or a sexpat to discuss human intimacy, need one?  

 

Given your vast knowledge of nearly everything, I would have thought you were far more of a progressive thinker.

 

Or do you have some particular kink you would prefer not to share with the group?

 

Scat and plush toys maybe? 

Spread your wings and be free.   

Just the maturity to know that some things are not discussed between adults. Unless of course one needs help in that matter, where they should see a counselor. It isn't being a prude to not want to talk to others about something that's supposed to be personal.

8 minutes ago, fredwiggy said:

Just the maturity to know that some things are not discussed between adults. Unless of course one needs help in that matter, where they should see a counselor. It isn't being a prude to not want to talk to others about something that's supposed to be personal.

 

If not between adults then who can discuss it?

 

Surely you are not suggesting that this is a conversation for children?

 

You never cease to surprise me, Fred. 

  

Just now, madone said:

 

If not between adults then who can discuss it?

 

Surely you are not suggesting that this is a conversation for children?

 

You never cease to surprise me, Fred. 

  

Perhaps with your psychologist? Children are actually more prone to discussing topics like this, as well as toilet habits, dick size and how many girls they shagged.

34 minutes ago, madone said:

why ever not? many here make claims to their priapic superpowers and boundless appetites. 

Seems the ideal place for the discussion.

 

I'm not a sexpat ....  I'm a boozepat             I've had 2 bottles already .. 5 more to go..

7 minutes ago, fredwiggy said:

Children are actually more prone to discussing topics like this, as well as toilet habits, dick size and how many girls they shagged.

 

Wow, you discuss strange things with children.

I advise caution.

Better yet just stop it.   

2 minutes ago, steven100 said:

 

I'm not a sexpat ....  I'm a boozepat             I've had 2 bottles already .. 5 more to go..

 

good for you. living your best life.

Just now, madone said:

 

Wow, you discuss strange things with children.

I advise caution.

Better yet just stop it.   

Have you learned the assuming habit from a few here or on your own? Re-read what I wrote and try to understand it this time.

30 minutes ago, SAFETY FIRST said:

I'm not into anal, never have been, not for me. 

You should try it.

 

You just have to relax the sphincter, use plenty of lube and go slow at the start.

 

You won’t cry, you will love it.

13 minutes ago, fredwiggy said:

Perhaps with your psychologist? Children are actually more prone to discussing topics like this, as well as toilet habits, dick size and how many girls they shagged.

That is a bit off Fred.

Elderly men shouldn’t be talking with kids that way.

 

It is an early sign of dementia. You should get yourself looked at.

Just now, MalcolmB said:

That is a bit off Fred.

Elderly men shouldn’t be talking with kids that way.

 

It is an early sign of dementia. You should get yourself looked at.

Another one who can't comprehend the written word.

2 minutes ago, fredwiggy said:

Another one who can't comprehend the written word.

 

I'm sorry you are so misunderstood. 

Just now, madone said:

 

I'm sorry you are so misunderstood. 

Only by a select few.

22 minutes ago, MalcolmB said:

54 minutes ago, SAFETY FIRST said:

I'm not into anal, never have been, not for me. 

You should try it. You won’t cry, you will love it.

It's OK for you guys with small willie's. 

 

On the cuck chair (my sofa), watching my girlfriend get gangbanged.

32 minutes ago, SAFETY FIRST said:

It's OK for you guys with small willie's. 

 

Girls like the bigger ones much more.

 

So I have heard.

Got some really funny guys on this forum, who manage to spend energy on my dedicated posts. Im sure you guys are fun to hang out with 😁🤘

 

36 minutes ago, SAFETY FIRST said:

It's OK for you guys with small willie's. 

 

A womans best friend

 

https://missrubyreviews.com/womanizer-liberty-review/

 

23 hours ago, MalcolmB said:

Anal but down missionary style.

 

15 years ago it was hard finding a thai woman to do anal. 
These days most of them do it, some you have to pester a bit though.

You need to pester your women to have it your way? 

 

Im sure you are proud of yourself 

asleep

24 minutes ago, Hummin said:

A womans best friend

 

https://missrubyreviews.com/womanizer-liberty-review/

My gf has a few toys, she not really into toys. I occasionally get it out of the draw, caressing, clitoracy and other regions, she likes it but it's not something she'd do on her own. 

 

1 minute ago, SAFETY FIRST said:

My gf has a few toys, she not really into toys. I occasionally get it out of the draw, caressing, clitoracy and other regions, she likes it but it's not something she'd do on her own. 

 

The womanizer series is on another level with the pulsating air sucking clitoris. 

 

1 minute ago, Hummin said:

The womanizer series is on another level with the pulsating air sucking clitoris. 

 

Oh, thanks, sounds interesting.

 

It's also something I like to do that to her when I'm hungry. 😊