Global Penis Size Rankings: The US Falls Behind in the Race for Length

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In a surprising revelation, the United States does not rank among the top 60 countries in terms of average erect penis size, according to recent data compiled by Data Pandas, an online repository of various health and demographic datasets. Despite surpassing the global average, the U.S. average of 5.57 inches places it at 68th globally, trailing behind numerous countries from different continents.

 

At the forefront of this ranking are Sudan and the Democratic Republic of the Congo, boasting average lengths of 7.07 inches and 7.05 inches, respectively. Ecuador follows closely in third place with an average length of 6.93 inches. On the opposite end, countries in Southeast and East Asia like Thailand, North Korea, and Cambodia report the smallest average lengths, ranging from 3.72 to 3.88 inches.

 

The global distribution of these sizes shows a wide variance across continents. South American, African, Caribbean, and Middle Eastern nations dominate the top rankings, with countries like the Republic of the Congo (6.83 inches), Ghana (6.81 inches), Nigeria (6.69 inches), and Venezuela (6.66 inches) featuring prominently.

 

In contrast, many Southeast Asian countries like Thailand, North Korea, and Cambodia occupy the lower end of the spectrum, with average sizes below 4 inches. This regional clustering suggests potential cultural, genetic, or environmental factors influencing these differences.

 

Interestingly, the rankings are based on self-reported data, raising concerns about potential exaggeration. To address this, Data Pandas referenced a 2014 report from the journal BJU International Sexual Medicine, which reviewed studies involving health professionals measuring penis sizes across various countries.

 

Among Western countries, Australia ranks notably higher than the U.S. with an average length of 6.18 inches. France (5.71 inches) and the UK (5.63 inches) also outpace the U.S., while Canada falls slightly behind with an average length of 5.48 inches.

 

Apart from length, the rankings also considered girth. Here, European nations led the way, with France topping the list at an average girth of 5.37 inches. The Netherlands (5.33 inches), Ecuador (5.29 inches), Belgium, and Denmark (both at 5.22 inches) followed closely. Australia, despite being 20th in length, secured the sixth-highest average girth globally.

 

These findings highlight the diversity in anatomical measurements worldwide and the cultural emphasis placed on such traits. While the phrase "size matters" often reflects societal attitudes, this data provides a more nuanced view of global averages and regional differences.

 

Based on a report by Daily Mail 2024-01-09

 

 

[Homburg]

The four biggest lies in the world:

 

1. Size doesn't matter

2. Size doesn't matter

3. Size doesn't matter

4. The check is in the mail

[Tailwagsdog]

My Thai ex would always grab my pants for a bit of a feel, I felt quite flattered ...but ...but I eventually realized she was making sure I bought my wallet when we went out ...😆

[Cryingdick]

1 hour ago, Homburg said:

The four biggest lies in the world:

 

1. Size doesn't matter

2. Size doesn't matter

3. Size doesn't matter

4. The check is in the mail

 

5. At least I wasn't born in Sudan

6. At least I wasn't born in the Congo.

[thesetat]

2 hours ago, Social Media said:

the U.S. average of 5.57 inches places it at 68th globally, trailing behind numerous countries from different continents.

This is only because those Americans with 7 - 12 " penises left America to increase the pleasure of foreign women. Haha... 

No american male would voluntarily boast the claim of having a small penis. They all think they have big heads both on their shoulders as well as in their pants. Hmm..So how they got these men to volunteer this information to make this OP is beyond me

[Gsxrnz]

Maybe this is a good reason for America to consider converting to the metric system. 

[sqwakvfr]

Source: Data Data Pandas.  25,000 users gloabally. Trusted? 

[Jeff the Chef]

I always ask my Lady friends to open their mouths and say ah so I can see the back of their throat, most need a bigger mouth.

 

You don't need a big penis if you can breathe through your ears and have a long tongue.

 

Also, long and thin does to far in and doesn't please the Ladies, short and thick does the trick and brings out proper babies.

[Paul Henry]

Does Donald Trump have Asian Genes somewhere in his past?

[jimmybcool]

2 hours ago, Homburg said:

The four biggest lies in the world:

 

1. Size doesn't matter

2. Size doesn't matter

3. Size doesn't matter

4. The check is in the mail

And..... I won't cum in your mouth. 

[CANSIAM]

Thought it was about the girth of your wallet......

[rwill]

The average vagina is about 3.5 inches.  You should have it covered no matter what.

 

Perhaps width matters more than length.

[oxo1947]

Out of curiosity, I measured my cock and got 8 inches.

I felt fine until I realized I had the ruler turned backwards.

[mfd101]

5 hours ago, Social Media said:

countries in Southeast and East Asia like Thailand ... and Cambodia report the smallest average lengths, ranging from 3.72 to 3.88 inches.

Not in my experience. Au contraire.

[Wuvu2]

A very wise lady once told me that there are only two kinds of women in the world. Size freaks, and liars 🥰

[BKKKevin]

Whoa!!!.. Who knew I had so much Ecuadorian blood in me!…

[Hummin]

Interesting to know on a very specific mens forum. 

 

The question is, how many can actually use it, not only in and out. That's the question

[herfiehandbag]

Written by the new AN correspondent: Miss Stormy Daniels!

[newbee2022]

2 hours ago, Jeff the Chef said:

I always ask my Lady friends to open their mouths and say ah so I can see the back of their throat, most need a bigger mouth.

 

You don't need a big penis if you can breathe through your ears and have a long tongue.

 

Also, long and thin does to far in and doesn't please the Ladies, short and thick does the trick and brings out proper babies.

🤣🤣🤣 What a lame excuse. At the end!  you'll envy Thai men. Get over it. Now you know the meaning of MAGA. 🤣🤣🤣

[Hummin]

If all the afro Americans was left out, what would the average be then? 

[sqwakvfr]

I believe her more than this "survery":

 

[mrfill]

And how was the data obtained?

I don't recall the question on the last census form.

[OneManShow]

5 hours ago, Homburg said:

The four biggest lies in the world:

 

1. Size doesn't matter

2. Size doesn't matter

3. Size doesn't matter

4. The check is in the mail

I was a popular (even though my size is smaller than many others) guy when I lived in LA, worked at a community college. In fact I did not have a big paycheck either and drove a pick up truck. I was in early 50s.

[bendejo]

7 hours ago, Social Media said:

Despite surpassing the global average, the U.S. average of 5.57 inches places it at 68th globally, trailing behind numerous countries from different continents.

 

 

Y'see?  Y'see?  It's all those illegal alien criminals bringing the numbers down!

 

</sarcasm>

 

[Jeff the Chef]

3 hours ago, Paul Henry said:

Does Donald Trump have Asian Genes somewhere in his past?

 

No way, got to be the biggest prick I've ever seen, that will confuse the Yanks, don't tell em Pike.

[Wrwest]

5 hours ago, Tailwagsdog said:

My Thai ex would always grab my pants for a bit of a feel, I felt quite flattered ...but ...but I eventually realized she was making sure I bought my wallet when we went out ...😆

Thanks! My laugh response usually is laughing at someone's comment. It is refreshing to be able to laugh enjoying the humor!!

[Hanuman2547]

The author of this article seems to be geographically challenged claiming that North Korea is in SE Asia not once but twice.  

They also quoted the length of the Congo Penis at 7.05 and 6.83 inches on two separate occasions.  Such sloppy reporting makes me question the validity of their claims.

[Thingamabob]

I refuse to believe that French men have bigger dicks than English men.

[mfd101]

1 hour ago, Thingamabob said:

I refuse to believe that French men have bigger dicks than English men.

Do you have any empirical evidence either way?

[Thingamabob]

Just now, mfd101 said:

Do you have any empirical evidence either way?

 Fair question ! No, only as reported in this article.