It's very rare I would have a dump outside the comfort of my own place. I guess that would apply to most people.
After a dump, I dry my butt with toilet tissue. Then I use soap, water to clean my hands, before drying with a towel.
I trust this is not too much information. For me, being in a crowd in a country that just uses reams of toilet paper is TMI, all those imperfectly cleaned @rses. Filthy.
Whatever turns your crank, enjoy sex doggy-style, with the aroma wafting up to you.
I think karma gives the UK two choices:
Become a colony of the US, or become a colony of India.
At the very least both would vastly improve the cuisine, and likely dental care, too. Oh, and maybe allow the inbred "royals" to keep one house, but sell off the other properties to Russian Oligarchs and help the National Debt.
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