6 hours ago, FriscoKid said:

Attacked by monkeys in Lopburi and reported it to police: NEVER HAPPENED—The only primates he interacts with are the ones staring back at him in the bathroom mirror at work.

 

Went back to talk with the monkey that attacked him: HAPPENS EVERYDAY—It’s called morning shift at the mop station.

 

Walked down Soi 6 in Pattaya and every fat tatted bar girl ignored him: NEVER HAPPENED—Hasn’t walked down any soi since the only “trip” he ever takes is from the janitor’s closet to the break room.

 

Ordered a comfort car from Bolt and they sent him a utility vehicle instead: NEVER HAPPENED—His last comfort ride was a mop bucket with wheels and the shopping cart he nicked from behind Coles.

 

Sent 43 complaint emails to Bolt about the car: NEVER HAPPENED—Has no email access, unless you count scrawling complaints on toilet stall doors. Probably just scribbled “NOT HAPPY” on a square of toilet paper and flushed it.

 

Is taking happy pills prescribed by a local doctor: NEVER HAPPENED—Copied a Bob Smith post from a week ago, unless you count sniffing industrial strength toilet cleaner when no one’s looking.

 

Repeatedly goes to Pattaya for a month and hates it every time: NEVER HAPPENED—The only bars he visits are the ones on the windows of the institution he cleans.

 

Left Australia to visit Thailand: NEVER HAPPENED—Only thing he’s departing from is reality.

 

Whines like a pig and has mental health issues: HAPPENS 24/7—You’d think someone at work would have referred him for treatment by now. His real therapy session is posting these attention-seeking sob stories.

 

Stayed in his hotel room all day feeling unlucky: NEVER HAPPENED—Stayed in the janitor’s closet all day sulking about how no one believes his stories.

 

Feels depressed because “there is no sun” in Thailand: NEVER HAPPENED—Probably just forgot to take his sunglasses off indoors again.

 

Girls in Soi 6 welcomed other tourists but gave him blank stares: NEVER HAPPENED—The only blank stares he gets are from his co-workers when he starts talking about his imaginary adventures.

 

Evil Keel is driving across America and unable to help him up Jomtien Hill: NEVER HAPPENED—The only “hill” he’s struggling with is pushing his mop cart up a wheelchair ramp.

 

Will never come back to Thailand because there is no happiness: NEVER HAPPENED—Can’t return to a place he never visited.

 

Thinks Pattaya is full of people who just want money: TRUE—He read that on the internet because that's how businesses work in tourist traps. 

 

Asks ‘what’s wrong with me?’: HAPPENS 24/7—A question we all stopped trying to answer a long time ago.

 

Posts nothing but windups and trolls on AN: HAPPENS 24/7—When your job involves scrubbing piss off floors, fantasy writing is a natural escape.

 

People read his posts on AN and believe there is any truth in what he posts: HAPPENS 24/7—Apparently, gullibility is alive and well.

 

Is becoming a serial AN pub pest and needs to go to get a life: HAPPENS 24/7—Unfortunately, no Bolt service can ever take him there.

 

Is broke, lonely, depressed, has nothing to do and is stuck in Australia: HAPPENS 24/7—If only he could send himself 43 complaint emails about it. But at least he’s still got his mop and a dream.

I find your post quite rude and condescending (check out the word) towards janitors and cleaners who are people trying to make a respectful living in doing a tough job.

8 minutes ago, Sigmund said:

I find your post quite rude and condescending (check out the word) towards janitors and cleaners who are people trying to make a respectful living in doing a tough job.

 

you a mop swinger as well Siggy ?

2 hours ago, frank83628 said:

Get out of sneeze capital and go and see some of thailand

 

last time he did that a monkey beat him up.

2 hours ago, frank83628 said:

Get out of sneeze capital and go and see some of thailand

No thanks 

It cost me 2000 B each way from BKK to Lopburi where I was assaulted and abused 

The police HQ in Lopburi is a massive building only to get a sarcastic desk clerk taking a report and typing in the Thai language laughing to her colleagues sarcastically when she asked for a description of the offender 

4 minutes ago, georgegeorgia said:

 

It cost me 2000 B each way from BKK to Lopburi where I was assaulted and abused 

 

 

The monkey abused you as well........ Bwahahahahahaha !

2 hours ago, Ralf001 said:

 

last time he did that a monkey beat him up.

I thought the 'monkey' was him referring to a Thai and was waiting for the cment to be removed... didn't realise it was an actual monkey

23 hours ago, georgegeorgia said:

I think this is my 4 th week in Thailand 

I came back to pattaya after a few days in this violent Lopburi where I was attacked , I did end up reporting it to Lopburi police after I went back at night to talk to the monkey 

 

But anyway I'm back in Pattaya 

Today' I went to the doctor's Thai near Tony's gym ,I have felt like their is no sun ,and depressed,I have a week to go before I go back to Australia 

The doctor said he will give me pills to make me happy ,I didn't take them

 

I have been feeling tired sad depressed , I stayed in the hotel room today ,so much bad luck

 

Last night I ordered a "comfort" Bolt car which is double the normal car and a ute turned up and J had to climb through the front seat and I hurt my back ,it wasn't a comfort Bolt ,I sent them 43 emails 

 

Then I walked through this Soi 6 area of Pattaya thinking it will make me happy 

I watched as girls shouted to farangs walking in front of me .....welcome !

But never said it to me !

They just stared at me with blank looks as I walked past 

 

One week to go home !

Please go fast 

I feel depressed, everything looks dark clouds etc 

To add to that Evil keel is driving across America and unable to help me up Jomtien hill

 

I will never come back to this place ,there is no happiness 

Pattaya is full of people who want money 

 

What's wrong with me ?

 

 

 

 

The old scrubbers won't talk to you, and monkeys bitch slap you

Take the hint

23 hours ago, norfolkandchance said:

He's not that good.

He’s a troll. Don’t worry about it. 

On 3/31/2025 at 10:11 PM, georgegeorgia said:

I feel happy now I'm drinking red wine in a bar I have made many Thai friends they have opened up a Thai whisky bottle they are calling me their new friend 

Are you pssed you could not even afford a glass of wine Go back to floor mopping in OZ 

7 hours ago, Sigmund said:

I find your post quite rude and condescending (check out the word) towards janitors and cleaners who are people trying to make a respectful living in doing a tough job.

Absolutely 

i work very hard for the government and the taxpayers 

3 minutes ago, georgegeorgia said:

Absolutely 

i work very hard for the government and the taxpayers 

Are you optuse?

5 minutes ago, still kicking said:

Are you optuse?

given that optuse is not even a word, I doubt it.

It does seem that mensa is out in force tonight

Optuse ...? Please explain 

On 3/31/2025 at 7:27 PM, georgegeorgia said:

I think this is my 4 th week in Thailand 

I came back to pattaya after a few days in this violent Lopburi where I was attacked , I did end up reporting it to Lopburi police after I went back at night to talk to the monkey 

 

But anyway I'm back in Pattaya 

Today' I went to the doctor's Thai near Tony's gym ,I have felt like their is no sun ,and depressed,I have a week to go before I go back to Australia 

The doctor said he will give me pills to make me happy ,I didn't take them

 

I have been feeling tired sad depressed , I stayed in the hotel room today ,so much bad luck

 

Last night I ordered a "comfort" Bolt car which is double the normal car and a ute turned up and J had to climb through the front seat and I hurt my back ,it wasn't a comfort Bolt ,I sent them 43 emails 

 

Then I walked through this Soi 6 area of Pattaya thinking it will make me happy 

I watched as girls shouted to farangs walking in front of me .....welcome !

But never said it to me !

They just stared at me with blank looks as I walked past 

 

One week to go home !

Please go fast 

I feel depressed, everything looks dark clouds etc 

To add to that Evil keel is driving across America and unable to help me up Jomtien hill

 

I will never come back to this place ,there is no happiness 

Pattaya is full of people who want money 

 

What's wrong with me ?

 

 

Self-pity and attention seeking?

 

 

On 3/31/2025 at 5:27 AM, georgegeorgia said:

I think this is my 4 th week in Thailand 

I came back to pattaya after a few days in this violent Lopburi where I was attacked , I did end up reporting it to Lopburi police after I went back at night to talk to the monkey 

 

But anyway I'm back in Pattaya 

Today' I went to the doctor's Thai near Tony's gym ,I have felt like their is no sun ,and depressed,I have a week to go before I go back to Australia 

The doctor said he will give me pills to make me happy ,I didn't take them

 

I have been feeling tired sad depressed , I stayed in the hotel room today ,so much bad luck

 

Last night I ordered a "comfort" Bolt car which is double the normal car and a ute turned up and J had to climb through the front seat and I hurt my back ,it wasn't a comfort Bolt ,I sent them 43 emails 

 

Then I walked through this Soi 6 area of Pattaya thinking it will make me happy 

I watched as girls shouted to farangs walking in front of me .....welcome !

But never said it to me !

They just stared at me with blank looks as I walked past 

 

One week to go home !

Please go fast 

I feel depressed, everything looks dark clouds etc 

To add to that Evil keel is driving across America and unable to help me up Jomtien hill

 

I will never come back to this place ,there is no happiness 

Pattaya is full of people who want money 

 

What's wrong with me ?

 

 

 

 

Hang in there GG, don't give up hope. Sorry I wasn't there to give a helping hand. 

11 hours ago, madone said:

given that optuse is not even a word, I doubt it.

It does seem that mensa is out in force tonight

Ask him about his rental 

22 hours ago, georgegeorgia said:

Oh don't be racist !

I assume you are a moron. If you don't like an answer don't ask the question. Such comments just verify your low intellect.

On 3/31/2025 at 11:01 PM, Real Name Hidden said:

Can't find any fun on Soi 6?  

The reason the girls on soi 6 would't go near you is becuase you smell like a monkey.