Right lads, so I’m down the petrol station, queuein’ up for a lukewarm egg bagel and a bottle of Gatorade whilst I pump me own "gas", when some geezer in a camo fishing hat and a “KING TRUMP 2028” tank top clocks my accent and pipes up, “You Brits just don’t get it, do you. Trump’s the best foreign policy president we’ve ever had.”

 

I nearly dropped me change and my sanity. I says, “Foreign policy? You mean the bit where he just had tea and biscuits with a former al Qaeda warlord from Syria and called him ‘attractive’?”

 

That’s right. Old Donny John’s latest peace mission involves rollin’ out the red carpet for Ahmed al Sharaa, formerly known as Abu Mohammad al Julani, top man at Hayat Tahrir al Sham, a lovely little club best known for beheadings, bomb vests, and being on the bloody terror watchlist. There was a ten million dollar bounty on his head not long ago. Now he’s gettin’ Trump’s blessing and probably a Mar a Lago beach club membership.

 

Trump stands there, grinnin’ like he’s met a boy band heartthrob, callin’ the bloke “young,” “tough,” and “very attractive.” What’s next, mate, a Calvin Klein ad campaign? “Eau de Regime Change, for the suicide-bomber terrorist on a timer countdown.”

 

And to top it off, Trump lifts sanctions on Syria, tells the mullahs they’ve “endured enough,” and then tries to rope ‘em into the Abraham Accords like it’s a dinner party invitation and not, y’know, global diplomacy.

 

Meanwhile, his fans are cheerin’ this on like he’s a Churchill reincarnate, but in reality he’s a convicted felon who’s more like Alan Partridge if he’d been let loose at the UN.

 

I turns to the bloke and says, “Tell me, matey, if Trump’s such a genius on foreign affairs, why’s he makin’ peace deals with jihadists like it’s Love Island for war criminals?”

 

He went quiet after that. Stared at the petrol pump like it might explain how we got here.

 

Statesman, my arse. More like Tinder diplomacy with a body count.

Nothing to add from my side. Your expertise is brilliant. ❤️

As he shivs our traditional Allie’s in the guts arms the nations that hate and attack us as he cuddles with putin and throws a nation fighting for its existence to the enemy…….lets not even touch on the (free) flying whore house or the crypto scam….as an American it’s humiliating and enraging.

Unhinged and going off the rails.

How about this looming and huge continuing WINNING trend .....the Tump EFFECT.

How's this for "unhinged & going off the rails"!

Now do Biden  LOL  (yes, the same Biden who accessed Putin of invading Iraq)

 

 

https://www.nbcnews.com/news/us-news/iran-enriched-uranium-nuclear-deal-trump-rcna206833

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MAGA Middle East Muppet Show: A Love Story

 

Some days the joke just write themselves here.

Carry on , angry. 

11 hours ago, illisdean said:

How about this looming and huge continuing WINNING trend .....the Tump EFFECT.

 

yes, this will put an end to all these anti-trump threads for once and for all.

 

they will all join MAGA and sing kumbaya soon. 

 

facts .... don't .... matter ... 

 

45 minutes ago, Lewie London said:

That’s right. Old Donny John’s latest peace mission involves rollin’ out the red carpet for Ahmed al Sharaa, formerly known as Abu Mohammad al Julani, top man at Hayat Tahrir al Sham, a lovely little club best known for beheadings, bomb vests, and being on the bloody terror watchlist. There was a ten million dollar bounty on his head not long ago. Now he’s gettin’ Trump’s blessing and probably a Mar a Lago beach club membership.

So he is copying the globalist euro's ?

 

Syria's interim leader al-Sharaa makes first trip to Europe with Paris visit - ABC News (go.com)

Macron meets with Syrian leader al-Sharaa, telling him to protect rights of 'all people' (lemonde.fr)

Syria's interim leader Ahmad al-Sharaa visits Paris in first official trip to Europe | Euronews

 

 

All of the western leaders are gushing over the terrorist leader, he was just in Paris getting a tongue bath from Macron and talking selfies at the Eiffel tower.

Funny how all the MSM muppets here wanted Assad gone because they shad he was a dictator, but silent now the head chopping Isis terrorist  leader has taken over.

How much of Syria is the US & Israel occupying now?

At least they get to build that gas pipline now that Assad is out of the way

1 hour ago, Lewie London said:

There was a ten million dollar bounty on his head not long ago.

Didn't Biden drop this bounty in the interest of peace, normalizing relations, etc, ?

 

You act like a butt-hurt hater (probably cuz u r) who despises Trumps wins especially concerning ME peace. Good news for you is there are only 1346 days of butt-hurt hatred UNTIL JD Vance enters the scene and invades your world. Haters will always be losers, remember that.

 

 

https://www.aljazeera.com/news/2024/12/20/us-officials-on-first-diplomatic-trip-to-syria-since-al-assads-removal

 

 

3 hours ago, illisdean said:

How about this looming and huge continuing WINNING trend .....the Tump EFFECT.

How's this for "unhinged & going off the rails"!

Now do Biden  LOL  (yes, the same Biden who accessed Putin of invading Iraq)

 

 

https://www.nbcnews.com/news/us-news/iran-enriched-uranium-nuclear-deal-trump-rcna206833

Not surprising. That's what they were already doing before Trump trashed the previous deal! 🤣

2 hours ago, illisdean said:

Them liberal blue haired tranny lovin woke child sex mutilation freaks take the muppet routine next level while Trump brings peace, commerce and stability to the ME in stark contrast to Biden chaos clown show. No surprise crushed & LANDSLIDED the loser liberals last Nov in fine fashion. Until the democrat simpletons drop their wokeness and delirium, get some MAGA style intelligent non-muppets on their ticket, the GOP -MAGA election wins will continue to be the norm.

 

 

Talking about sex mutilation. What about Trump's best friends?

 

Female Genital Mutilation in Saudi Arabia: A Systematic Review

https://pmc.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/articles/PMC8649978/

5 hours ago, frank83628 said:

All of the western leaders are gushing over the terrorist leader, he was just in Paris getting a tongue bath from Macron and talking selfies at the Eiffel tower.

Funny how all the MSM muppets here wanted Assad gone because they shad he was a dictator, but silent now the head chopping Isis terrorist  leader has taken over.

How much of Syria is the US & Israel occupying now?

At least they get to build that gas pipline now that Assad is out of the way

Awwww, are you sad that Putin and his orcs got kicked out of Syria? Hang in there, buddy, for worse days will surely come.