What is your body count?

[MalcolmB]

They say expats in Thailand are the most sexually active males in the world. 
Most likely true.

[Quentin Zen]

Why doesn't it start at zero?

[EVENKEEL]

Only Thailand or worldwide.?

[Krillin]

Wow, there's only one vote so far and it belongs to some moron who claims he slept with between 100 and 300 women. To that walking public health threat: it doesn't matter which country those women were from; whoever you are, congratulations, you have or have had one or more STDs and likely have illegitimate children you might or might not know about. Sicko. You should move either next door to a clinic or set up shop next to a dumpster behind a 7-Eleven at your rate.

 

Remember that Ancestry and 23andMe exist, so the children you've left behind will eventually find you, a close family member, or a cousin. And then it's only a matter of asking which family member spent time in Thailand. You can run, but you won't be able to hide forever. Child support payments and mentally scarred children will find you, you lunatic.

[MalcolmB]

5 minutes ago, EVENKEEL said:

Only Thailand or worldwide.?

Worldwide

[Nick Carter icp]

Its Sunday morning .

This isn't a topic appropriate for a Sunday morning 

[transam]

27 minutes ago, MalcolmB said:

They say expats in Thailand are the most sexually active males in the world. 
Most likely true.

Oh, no.............😌

[Hummin]

23 minutes ago, Quentin Zen said:

Why doesn't it start at zero?

 

You most likely had sex with yourself at least once? That counts as one 😉

[MalcolmB]

1 minute ago, Nick Carter icp said:

Its Sunday morning .

This isn't a topic appropriate for a Sunday morning 

I don’t know what time zone you are in but it isn’t Thailand.

[FlorC]

Body count = how many you killed.

[SAFETY FIRST]

29 minutes ago, Quentin Zen said:

Why doesn't it start at zero?

They're call Wank3rs 

[SAFETY FIRST]

The higher your number, less chance of prostate cancer. 

 

[Jim Blue]

25 minutes ago, Krillin said:

Wow, there's only one vote so far and it belongs to some moron who claims he slept with between 100 and 300 women. To that walking public health threat: it doesn't matter which country those women were from; whoever you are, congratulations, you have or have had one or more STDs and likely have illegitimate children you might or might not know about. Sicko. You should move either next door to a clinic or set up shop next to a dumpster behind a 7-Eleven at your rate.

 

Remember that Ancestry and 23andMe exist, so the children you've left behind will eventually find you, a close family member, or a cousin. And then it's only a matter of asking which family member spent time in Thailand. You can run, but you won't be able to hide forever. Child support payments and mentally scarred children will find you. 

Krill do I detect a slight note of envy in your post ?

[Kinnock]

8 minutes ago, SAFETY FIRST said:

The higher your number, less chance of prostate cancer. 

 

I think happy endings also help to reduce the risk ..... and they don't add to the body count 😀

[SAFETY FIRST]

2 minutes ago, Kinnock said:

I think happy endings also help to reduce the risk ..... and they don't add to the body count 😀

OK, I spoke about Wank3rs earlier. 

 

[Will B Good]

43 minutes ago, Quentin Zen said:

Why doesn't it start at zero?

Incels

[freedomnow]

47 minutes ago, MalcolmB said:

They say expats in Thailand are the most sexually active males in the world. 
Most likely true.

Who says ? The voice in your head ?

[spidermike007]

Usually a body count refers to the work of a sniper or a hit man, and it's a reference to how many people they've taken out, so perhaps it's not the most polite reference for the number of women that you've gotten with. 

 

Discretion is the better part of valor, and for those of us with a certain level of dignity this is not something we would be discussing on a public forum. 

[Krillin]

34 minutes ago, Jim Blue said:

Krill do I detect a slight note of envy in your post ?

Not a bit. I like not pissing mucus while my brain gets infected and my I.Q. drops, not having a crotch covered in bleeding sores and having to convince myself that I'm somehow still normal because, 'like, everyone has herpes if you think about it;' and not having HIV. It would take a messed up brain to ever envy that. 'Bro, check this out! I got herpes for life, but she was soooo worth it!' 'Bro!' 'Brooo!" That sort of thinking belongs to the gutter of society, the failures. And once you become that kind of person, you kind of do have to start lying to yourself about just how messed up you are just to be able to look at yourself in the mirror in the morning. And at the end of that kind of person's painful, emotionally numb, unloved life, they'll look around their bedside, and realize that their only constant company throughout all their adventures was the herpes. And then they close their eyes, a beautiful life filled with potential wasted. 

[transam]

1 minute ago, spidermike007 said:

Usually a body count refers to the work of a sniper or a hit man, and it's a reference to how many people they've taken out, so perhaps it's not the most polite reference for the number of women that you've gotten with. 

 

Discretion is the better part of valor, and for those of us with a certain level of dignity this is not something we would be discussing on a public forum. 

One has to make allowances for the OP, as it could be a bar stool term used in his girlie bar...........😬

[Nick Carter icp]

If you frequent red light districts and bars , many of you would all have been banging the same women .

   I wonder which of the bar girls has banged the moat ASEANNOW posters and how many .

   There must be a few bar girls that are in double figures of the posters they've banged .

   Malom's banged her , Bobs banged her , MRK has done her up the bum without a condom . 

   Who's next in the queue ?

   

[Magictoad]

I have one body. I don't understand this question!

[Peter Crow]

Should have surveyed the body to partner ratio...

[3NUMBAS]

Mick jaggers was 14000 ,without much trouble ,groupies were easy meat for the rock bands

[quake]

31 minutes ago, Krillin said:

Not a bit. I like not pissing mucus while my brain gets infected and my I.Q. drops, not having a crotch covered in bleeding sores and having to convince myself that I'm somehow still normal because, 'like, everyone has herpes if you think about it;' and not having HIV. It would take a messed up brain to ever envy that. 'Bro, check this out! I got herpes for life, but she was soooo worth it!' 'Bro!' 'Brooo!" That sort of thinking belongs to the gutter of society, the failures. And once you become that kind of person, you kind of do have to start lying to yourself about just how messed up you are just to be able to look at yourself in the mirror in the morning. And at the end of that kind of person's painful, emotionally numb, unloved life, they'll look around their bedside, and realize that their only constant company throughout all their adventures was the herpes. And then they close their eyes, a beautiful life filled with potential wasted. 

 

You have dropped your hat.

please put it back on.

 

 

[Krillin]

7 minutes ago, quake said:

 

You have dropped your hat.

please put it back on.

 

 

I'm sure that made sense in your head. I applaud the effort. 

[quake]

8 minutes ago, Krillin said:

I'm sure that made sense in your head. I applaud the effort. 

 

Sure it does.

I recognize a dick head when I hear one.

[fredwiggy]

1 hour ago, Jim Blue said:

Krill do I detect a slight note of envy in your post ?

 It also might be because he's been with just a few long term, and doesn't feel the need to have a large body count to prove to himself or others he's a man. This is how those people who believe in Corey Wayne's advice, author of 3% Man, where most of his book is showing how to score. It isn't something to be proud of. I'm not near a prude as I love being with a woman and look at beautiful women and dream like anyone else. But there comes a time in your life when you look back and reflect on what you did, unless of course you're an uncaring narcissist.

 

I myself have been with quite a few, and even though I was always looking for a relationship and not just sex, it did add up, as most relationships end, and many times just because people have different future plans.

 

Children do take the brunt of a relationship gone south, although the parents can recover fairly well. There are countless children out there who don't know who their fathers are, and that's one way to have a future of doubts, both about yourself and of others you're with.

 

Getting an STD isn't something anyone wants, but it surely comes to the promiscuous unless they're very lucky, and you can spread it to others and have them die. No one envies people who look at women as conquests. Body counts aren't something to be proud of. 

[Quentin Zen]

1 hour ago, Will B Good said:

Incels

 

I guess I'm not surprised sooo many people on this site have no idea that a monk is even a thing.  But I'm a monk.

 

In Buddhism, monks and nuns are expected to practice celibacy as part of their monastic vows. This involves abstaining from all sexual activity, which is seen as a way to free the mind from distractions and focus on spiritual practice. Celibacy is a key aspect of monastic discipline, distinguishing the monastic life from that of a householder. 

 

 

Became a monk when I was four.  

 

And then I am attacked??????????????????????????????

 

You are all banned from visiting temples in Thailand.

[fredwiggy]

1 hour ago, MalcolmB said:

They say expats in Thailand are the most sexually active males in the world. 
Most likely true.

I don't know who you're referring to but the insidermonkey says this.............https://www.insidermonkey.com/blog/20-countries-that-have-the-most-sex-1166915/