What would seal the deal if you were looking for a Thai wife?

[NanLaew]

2 minutes ago, KhaoHom said:

3 minutes ago, NanLaew said:

 

and is a nymphomaniac

 

Generally speaking that's not Thai women

 

But they are out there. I guess I've been lucky

[NanLaew]

1 - Government worker with a pension intact.

2 - Owns her home and car and free of debt and encumbrances.

2 - Doesn't waste space in her home with a bloody Buddha room.

[NanLaew]

47 minutes ago, FaridIsmail said:

Totally submissive and barks like a dog.

 

And can carry her own leash in her mouth when your hands are full.

[KhaoHom]

5 minutes ago, bkk6060 said:

Really?  Sounds like you made a poor choice..

 

If you say so Tiger

[soalbundy]

Just now, bkk6060 said:

Really?  Sounds like you made a poor choice..

You've been fooled by the fake enthusiasm of the bar girls. As I can speak Thai it's interesting to listen in on their conversations with one another....the boredom of having to give their boyfriend of the week 'a service'.....why they prefer older men, they don't do 'the deed' as often etc.

[1FinickyOne]

19 hours ago, scubascuba3 said:

A) Big milk

B) Has a small family, no buffalos

C) Is able to give a decent BJ

D) Good with laundry and mopping 

Not much respect for women here.... but we know that. 

[3NUMBAS]

Many are stubborn and have no brain ,can you overcome the defects?

[bkk6060]

3 minutes ago, KhaoHom said:

 

If you say so Tiger

Glad you agree.

[KhaoHom]

47 minutes ago, KhunLA said:

NO sin sot

 

Yes, absolutely no sin sot.

 

* I gave a gift to parents I think about 100k. Happy to do so.

 

 

Add to list:

 

Simple wedding under 250k for absolutely everything you need pay for.

[KhaoHom]

4 minutes ago, 3NUMBAS said:

Many are stubborn and have no brain ,can you overcome the defects?

 

No, you should have your antenna up all during the relationship. It's only fair too so as not to drag her along in relationship of convenience

 

I waited about 1.5 years before talking seriously about marriage. Almost another year before marriage. Highly recommend not rushing. I only proposed marriage so we didn't have to live together forever in bf gf hell. Hi ... Here's my 68yo gf...

 

If uncertain go for Buddhist wedding only and stay on retirement visa.

[KhaoHom]

19 hours ago, scubascuba3 said:

C) Is able to give a decent BJ

 

Someone once said any bj is a good bj.

 

I disagree, but just putting that out there

[KhunLA]

40 minutes ago, KhaoHom said:

 

Yes, absolutely no sin sot.

 

* I gave a gift to parents I think about 100k. Happy to do so.

 

 

Add to list:

 

Simple wedding under 250k for absolutely everything you need pay for.

No wedding ... simple stamp at Amphur office, and nice romantic dinner by ourselves.

[3NUMBAS]

A virgin tight snatch if it’s possible

[3NUMBAS]

1 hour ago, KhaoHom said:

 

Someone once said any bj is a good bj.

 

I disagree, but just putting that out there

I met a gal called tookda in patters and she was exceptional on bjs ,the amount of suction was exemplary 

[Lacessit]

21 hours ago, scubascuba3 said:

A) Big milk

B) Has a small family, no buffalos

C) Is able to give a decent BJ

D) Good with laundry and mopping 

Are you American?

 

They seem to have the biggest fetish for oversize mammaries.

[Lacessit]

1 hour ago, KhaoHom said:

 

Someone once said any bj is a good bj.

 

I disagree, but just putting that out there

That was Barbara Bush.

 

She said " Clinton lied. No man forgets a bj, no matter how bad it is".

[DonniePeverley]

Resourceful ... ie, Good shop lifter

Likes sub terarean dwellings

No more than 3 ex boyfriends in jail

[CharlieH]

A pulse and legal consent. 😀

[StayinThailand2much]

22 hours ago, scubascuba3 said:

A) Big milk

B) Has a small family, no buffalos

C) Is able to give a decent BJ

D) Good with laundry and mopping 

 

E) Loyalty and honesty (Not disappearing for weeks without explanation like my last girlfriend, not answering my questions.)

[save the frogs]

11 hours ago, StayinThailand2much said:

 

E) Loyalty and honesty (Not disappearing for weeks without explanation like my last girlfriend, not answering my questions.)

 

Yep, learn to pick more wisely.

Look for subtle clues in facial gestures, eye twitches, fake feelings, ... 

 

[Nemo.]

E former bar girl with a 10,000 plus body count. Experience!

[StayinThailand2much]

5 minutes ago, Nemo. said:

E former bar girl with a 10,000 plus body count. Experience!

 

True. I've been with bar girls and "good" girls. The former's company is much more fun, and, as a bonus, they are more loyal.

[BeastOfBodmin]

4 hours ago, MalcolmB said:

45 kgs

proves her love to me by doing anal

Tight whizzer, no kids have came out of it before.

Deaf, mute. 
Knows how to grow weed and home brew beer. 
Flat head.

She sounds like a Fine Girl

https://genius.com/Frank-zappa-fine-girl-lyrics

[Will B Good]

22 hours ago, CHdiver said:

and her dick smaller 555

 

 

Wife to man.......darling, relax, a tiny dick is nothing to get hung up about.

 

Man to wife.....maybe not, but I still wish you didn't have one.

[MalcolmB]

7 hours ago, KhaoHom said:

Yes, absolutely no sin sot.

 

* I gave a gift to parents I think about 100k. Happy to do so.

 

That is sinsod

[novacova]

On 7/18/2025 at 6:49 PM, scubascuba3 said:

What would seal the deal if you were looking for a Thai wife?

 

8 hours ago, KhaoHom said:

 

Silly. Simple minded.

Really, you go for that sorta thing, do ya?

[angryguy]

8 hours ago, Cameroni said:

If she's loyal, honest and reliable.

Sounds like youd be happy with mine then. Would you mind the constant headaches?

[Patong2021]

Ahh if only we could hear from Thai women, what they think about the bloated loser farangs who judge them.

 

[Cameroni]

46 minutes ago, angryguy said:

Sounds like youd be happy with mine then. Would you mind the constant headaches?

 

This is the nonsense of this, isn't it, I mean so many, many, many things have to come together. She has to look hot, she has to love sex, she has to be fun, mysterious, intelligent, loyal, honest, reliable, easily led, have the happy gene, a lot of things have to come together.  

[Hummin]

Attractive but not to attractive must be a match 

 

A good smile with sparkling eyes

Speaks decent English

No kids

Experience with long term relationship

Her Family and friends good people

Not drinking to much

A good chef

Above 160

No less than 55kg 

 

Simple Basics