Pls Settle Debate On Kite Flying

[KhaoHom]

A few days back a friend and I had a disagreement over a few beers discussing a Thai slang term.

 

He said that the term for a HJ (where a wo/man is massaging your _______) is the same phrase as mast__ bating. I said I seriously doubted that. There's gotta be a more accurate phrase or word. I think that phrase is used more to describe taking care of the situation oneself and there's gotta be a more accurate phrase when giving - not receiving from oneself.

 

We tried google translate, but did not resolve the issue 

 

Excuse the phonetics. Phrase in question: chugk wow

 

Next, does anyone know of a free resource for Thai slang?

 

 

Thanks

[johng]

I believe the term 'chuck wow' can be used in both cases.

[carlyai]

[gargamon]

Go fly a kite!

[KhaoHom]

11 minutes ago, carlyai said:

 

Not the same action at all.

 

 

 

We used Translate and kite flying definitely came up as a verb (of course). There were other words, but this we agreed was the best choice from Translate 

[Jerzy Swirski]

I have one for you.  (sorry about the phonetics)

Ha Rung Nung   

Five fighting one

 

Learnt from a Thai in Phuket but never heard it used further north

[carlyai]

1 minute ago, KhaoHom said:

 

Not the same action at all.

 

 

 

We used Translate and kite flying definitely came up as a verb (of course). There were other words, but this we agreed was the best choice from Translate 

Yes sorry, I agree,  bj is wrong  flying a kite really describes the action. Gota keep pulling on the string to keep the kite in motion.

Wonder what they call it in Balinese as they have these huge kites that take 15 men to launch  and control them.

[KhaoHom]

Just now, Jerzy Swirski said:

I have one for you.  (sorry about the phonetics)

Ha Rung Nung   

Five fighting one

 

Learnt from a Thai in Phuket but never heard it used further north

 

Was it used as a query or statement?

 

Can your five fight my one?

 

Last night five fought one.

[Jerzy Swirski]

3 minutes ago, KhaoHom said:

Was it used as a query or statement?

Statement

 

Here's another one.

Jodt Khai Dang

Stab an egg yolk

 

Meaning: To take a girl's virginity

[KhaoHom]

Just now, Jerzy Swirski said:

Statement

 

Here's another one.

Jodt Khai Dang

Stab an egg yolk

 

Meaning: To take a girl's virginity

 

Thanks. Very deceptive. Doubt I'll be using that one much 😉

[connda]

Thai For Lovers has most of the colloquial slang sex terms.  Bought that when I first got here and was in "Sex Tourist" Mode.  

 "See, all you over-sexed Westerners are the same.  Over-sexed, over-paid, and over-here," well to coin the old WWII Brit saying.
Sure, why not.  When in Rome, do as the Romans.
When in Bangkok and you still have a sex-drive, do as Murray Head - One Night In Bangkok.  Brilliant song!

"Bangkok, Oriental setting
And the city don't know that the city is getting
The creme de la creme of the chess world
In a show with everything but Yul Brynner

Time flies doesn't seem a minute
Since the Tirolean spa had the chess boys in it
All change don't you know that when you
Play at this level there's no ordinary venue

It's Iceland or the Philippines or Hastings or
Or this place!

One night in Bangkok and the world's your oyster
The bars are temples but the pearls ain't free
You'll find a god in every golden cloister
And if you're lucky then the god's a she
I can feel an angel sliding up to me."

[connda]

Here.  Let me clear it up for you: 
BeeJay
Pretty universal.

[SAFETY FIRST]

1 hour ago, KhaoHom said:

Pls Settle Debate On Kite Flying

 

There's gotta be a more accurate phrase or word

You don't understand the Thai language, it's very basic and simple. 

 

Kite flying describes a man masturbating. 

 

[KhaoHom]

13 minutes ago, SAFETY FIRST said:

You don't understand the Thai language, it's very basic and simple. 

 

Kite flying describes a man masturbating. 

 

 

Have to bash first. 

 

You don't even understand the English language 

 

Precisely 

 

A man masturbating himself. Exactly what I said. Exactly 

 

I thought there was probably a different word or phrase for when another does that for him.

[KhaoHom]

16 minutes ago, connda said:

Here.  Let me clear it up for you: 
BeeJay
Pretty universal.

 

No, it's NOT.

 

That describes oral s x

[KhaoHom]

20 minutes ago, connda said:

Thai For Lovers has most of the colloquial slang sex terms.  Bought that when I first got here and was in "Sex Tourist" Mode.  

 "See, all you over-sexed Westerners are the same.  Over-sexed, over-paid, and over-here," well to coin the old WWII Brit saying.
Sure, why not.  When in Rome, do as the Romans.
When in Bangkok and you still have a sex-drive, do as Murray Head - One Night In Bangkok.  Brilliant song!

"Bangkok, Oriental setting
And the city don't know that the city is getting
The creme de la creme of the chess world
In a show with everything but Yul Brynner

Time flies doesn't seem a minute
Since the Tirolean spa had the chess boys in it
All change don't you know that when you
Play at this level there's no ordinary venue

It's Iceland or the Philippines or Hastings or
Or this place!

One night in Bangkok and the world's your oyster
The bars are temples but the pearls ain't free
You'll find a god in every golden cloister
And if you're lucky then the god's a she
I can feel an angel sliding up to me."

 

Thanks. 

 

Just a simple question. 

[JayClay]

20 minutes ago, KhaoHom said:

I thought there was probably a different word or phrase for when another does that for him.

 

ชักว่าวให้ผมหน่อย

"would you be so kind enough to jrk me off?"

 

If you want a more formal translation then perhaps use the term "masturbate" with Google translate rather than hand job. It's not something I've ever needed to discuss in a formal setting, and strangely enough it never came up (ha!) in Thai language classes.

 

 

 

[bendejo]

A while back the word jill started being used for female self-pleasure (opposite of jack).  Didn't catch on.

 

You'll find a god in every golden cloister

And for all these years I thought they were saying "golden oyster."  Well, really now, they're singing about Bkk after all.

 

"Pearls," not "girls ain't free" ?  I suspect this is from one of those sites where they sanitize the lyrics.