All I want to know is how long it’ll take this time before bob finally gets fed up with all the negative blowback to this latest round of his “stories that never happened,” flounces off in his usual dramatic huff, and retreats once again to his solo, alcohol-fueled life of ladyboy buffets on Soi 6, doing his best to soothe that ever-fragile ego. Then, right on schedule, he’ll reappear in a month or two with a shiny new “totally legit” member account, ready to bless us all over again with more mind-numbing tales about flip-flops, cheap Charlies, and those “aggressive” locals who apparently just don’t appreciate his his unique brand of Thai spoken gibberish.

 

So far, this latest reincarnation of Mr. Smith has managed to crank out nine new topics under this newest alias, which I’ve got to admit is impressive by his standards. Usually, he flames out after four or five. My money’s on one more post before he hits ten and vanishes again. If we’re lucky, we might even get a two-month break from his creative depravity this time.

3 hours ago, carlyai said:

Crocs is the answer. Everyone loves them. ,:)

No they dont, not one pair in our house,

1 hour ago, Mason45 said:

 This is gross double standards, what about the taxi drivers hygiene he's been probably sitting in his jocks for weeks reeking of body odor and foreskin residue

....and don't forget crystal meth.

 

Eric.

48 minutes ago, short-Timer said:

All I want to know is how long it’ll take this time before bob finally gets fed up with all the negative blowback to this latest round of his “stories that never happened,” flounces off in his usual dramatic huff, and retreats once again to his solo, alcohol-fueled life of ladyboy buffets on Soi 6, doing his best to soothe that ever-fragile ego. Then, right on schedule, he’ll reappear in a month or two with a shiny new “totally legit” member account, ready to bless us all over again with more mind-numbing tales about flip-flops, cheap Charlies, and those “aggressive” locals who apparently just don’t appreciate his his unique brand of Thai spoken gibberish.

 

So far, this latest reincarnation of Mr. Smith has managed to crank out nine new topics under this newest alias, which I’ve got to admit is impressive by his standards. Usually, he flames out after four or five. My money’s on one more post before he hits ten and vanishes again. If we’re lucky, we might even get a two-month break from his creative depravity this time.

short-Timer by name, 15 second pump n dump by nature?

 

It's not my fault you have a small, useless pecker - is it?... 

 

Eric.

5 hours ago, Stressed Eric said:

This morning I was going to the market with a friend of mine who is a fellow expat who was wearing his favorite flip flops. We met at my place and decided to get a taxi to the fresh market for tonights feast. As we were about to enter the cab the driver said 'sorry, no flip flop, foreigner feet bad smell....'

 

Is this normal here?

 

Eric.

thought you had left the country

45 minutes ago, Stressed Eric said:

It's not my fault you have a small, useless pecker - is it?... 

 

Really? Does Mrs. Smith say such unkind and hurtful things to you? She should be a bit more caring and understanding of your under-gifted situation. You still got on her on the dole, haven't you? She needs to learn a bit more about respect and the hand that feeds, innit, bob?

30 minutes ago, flexomike said:

thought you had left the country

seemingly hasn't happened yet. we could always start up a "get-rid-of-bob" GoFundMe and see if that helps. 

6 hours ago, Stressed Eric said:

This morning I was going to the market with a friend of mine who is a fellow expat who was wearing his favorite flip flops. We met at my place and decided to get a taxi to the fresh market for tonights feast. As we were about to enter the cab the driver said 'sorry, no flip flop, foreigner feet bad smell....'

 

Is this normal here?

 

Eric.

Real men don't wear flip flops.

5 hours ago, Stressed Eric said:

yes, we did, and my friend gave him the flying V's!

 

Eric.

Impressive. 

3 minutes ago, Mike_Hunt said:

Real men don't wear flip flops.

But bob is a flip flop. He also told me when they wear down thin enough then they can be used to pick his teeth with. 

56 minutes ago, Stressed Eric said:

It's not my fault you have a small, useless pecker - is it?... 

Sounds like a confession. 

6 hours ago, Stressed Eric said:

Were you there?

No, were YOU?

2 hours ago, Mason45 said:

 This is gross double standards, what about the taxi drivers hygiene he's been probably sitting in his jocks for weeks reeking of body odor and foreskin residue

Where is the ewwww emoji when you need one? I was just about to have some tea (yes, it is your tea if you are a Brit and it's 6 o'clock evening and it involves food) but I think I'll swerve it for an hour and have another beer. 

2 hours ago, short-Timer said:

All I want to know is how long it’ll take this time before bob finally gets fed up with all the negative blowback to this latest round of his “stories that never happened,” flounces off in his usual dramatic huff, and retreats once again to his solo, alcohol-fueled life of ladyboy buffets on Soi 6, doing his best to soothe that ever-fragile ego. Then, right on schedule, he’ll reappear in a month or two with a shiny new “totally legit” member account, ready to bless us all over again with more mind-numbing tales about flip-flops, cheap Charlies, and those “aggressive” locals who apparently just don’t appreciate his his unique brand of Thai spoken gibberish.

 

So far, this latest reincarnation of Mr. Smith has managed to crank out nine new topics under this newest alias, which I’ve got to admit is impressive by his standards. Usually, he flames out after four or five. My money’s on one more post before he hits ten and vanishes again. If we’re lucky, we might even get a two-month break from his creative depravity this time.

How does one change IP address, PC identification, etc without using a VPN set to different countries without the Mods noticing please? 

I got a ban for my sons starting their own account, using my PC. It was all sorted out by a Mod.

9 minutes ago, KannikaP said:

How does one change IP address, PC identification, etc without using a VPN set to different countries without the Mods noticing please? 

I got a ban for my sons starting their own account, using my PC. It was all sorted out by a Mod.

Your kids want to post on AN? Lol

3 minutes ago, hotsun said:

Your kids want to post on AN? Lol

No they just wanted to see what I was getting up to. 555

7 hours ago, Stressed Eric said:

Were you there?

photo with some pointing required, before being accepted as fact

No Flip-Flops? that would be one lonely and broke taxi driver. Might as well say No Thais.

Bob, how do you get away with it?

 

I mean making up new accounts every other week.....

 

and why?.....

It's not normal. Most people here walk around with dirty feet.

9 hours ago, Stressed Eric said:

This morning I was going to the market with a friend of mine who is a fellow expat who was wearing his favorite flip flops. We met at my place and decided to get a taxi to the fresh market for tonights feast. As we were about to enter the cab the driver said 'sorry, no flip flop, foreigner feet bad smell....'

 

Is this normal here?

 

Eric.

 

Get another hobby. Trolling will not make you happy.