6 hours ago, connda said:

Ow boom-boom mai?  

That will get you going on the right path. 

 

I lead with ow yai yai.

Presumably we’re talking about ‘normal’ (not for sale) women? Accidentally get in their way or summat, make them laugh with a witty quip, talk to them normally, ask for their LINE. Not staring/being desperate, being well groomed and speaking some Thai helps. 

12 hours ago, blaze master said:

 

Grab em by the p.

Also a very good technique to see that they actually HAVE a "P", given the large number of "chicks with d1cks" in the LOS...

14 minutes ago, Hanaguma said:

Also a very good technique to see that they actually HAVE a "P", given the large number of "chicks with d1cks" in the LOS...

 

Right. 🤣

Thai women are world famous for their promiscuity.

They just don’t satisfy their own men but they satisfy the men of the world.

i hardly know any males over the age of 40 who haven’t been with a Thai woman.

 

When you hear the phrase “happy ending” “love you long time” most people associate this with Thailand.

 

It is very exciting for us males of the world.

We would be stuffed without them.

2 hours ago, daveAustin said:

Presumably we’re talking about ‘normal’ (not for sale) women? Accidentally get in their way or summat, make them laugh with a witty quip, talk to them normally, ask for their LINE. Not staring/being desperate, being well groomed and speaking some Thai helps. 

Or just pull out the wallet.

If you present yourself as rich they will all want you.

It isn’t rocket surgery.

5 hours ago, scubascuba3 said:

She probably thought you were gay which confused her

 

It really looked gay when I was lifting my wrists in her face to sniff. Maybe that was it.

 

I'll never trust Youtube again.

14 hours ago, Keeps said:

I find wearing a balaclava and screaming at them "get in the van, I've got a knife" does the trick. 

 

Never been turned down yet. In fact, I've still got three in the underground bunker I had built specially. 

 

 

FF S....don't give any ideas.

10 hours ago, scubascuba3 said:

She probably thought you were gay which confused her

 

 

More like a serial killer.

41 minutes ago, Will B Good said:

 

 

More like a serial killer.

Yeah those older guys with dyed washed out hair trying to look young but are clearly old look unhinged, be careful out there

6 hours ago, Cameroni said:

 

It really looked gay when I was lifting my wrists in her face to sniff. Maybe that was it.

 

I'll never trust Youtube again.

As a perfume collector, Eros only lasts about two hours. Gucci, maybe 4.

 

I bought some Oud in Duty free in Dubai.  37 hours and still kicking.

 

what’s your favorite scent? Is always a convo go to.  Thai women love Jo Malone. Flowery and fruity for them, 90% of the time.

10 minutes ago, Prubangboy said:

As a perfume collector, Eros only lasts about two hours. Gucci, maybe 4.

 

I bought some Oud in Duty free in Dubai.  37 hours and still kicking.

 

what’s your favorite scent? Is always a convo go to.  Thai women love Jo Malone. Flowery and fruity for them, 90% of the time.

I like Kenzo  L'Eau d'Issey pour Homme Solar Lavender. Imagine telling her that in Thai.

 

Na, this was just for research purposes, to see if this worked, but turns out sticking your wrists in a woman's face and asking her to sniff you is not a good approach.

 

Never again. The whole food market was looking at us, location is also important. Don't approach as she's heading into a busy market scenario. 

Can’t fault Issay.

 

But they’re not gagging to sniff a white man even straight out of the shower. A cold smell-me approach on a hot day is going to go nowhere.

The guys who didn't grow out of childish things.

 

21 hours ago, Harrisfan said:

How do you chat them up? Do you just ask do u have a bf? How bout coffee?

 

 

Are you short on ideas for OPs to start?

27 minutes ago, Prubangboy said:

Can’t fault Issay.

 

But they’re not gagging to sniff a white man even straight out of the shower. A cold smell-me approach on a hot day is going to go nowhere.

 

No, the fragrance shtick doesn't work. Much better to just walk up to her, say your name and just say how you think she looks beautiful and see what happens.

22 hours ago, Harrisfan said:

How do you chat them up? Do you just ask do u have a bf? How bout coffee?

 

 

 

chat ?

 

Just buy em a lady drink then jam a digit or two in em.

20 hours ago, bkk6060 said:

I ask: you go with man?  Cuz, that is all I am interested in.

 

If she asks 'how much you pay', you know she's a starfish and expensive. 😆 

42 minutes ago, Prubangboy said:

Can’t fault Issay.

 

But they’re not gagging to sniff a white man even straight out of the shower. A cold smell-me approach on a hot day is going to go nowhere.

 

There was a time, long ago, when I travelled by bus in Bangkok (after having had a shower only 30min. earlier), and a Thai woman called me 'smelly' even though, she was only about to get on the bus, and I hadn't even gotten off the bus yet... - They are taught by politicians, media, and school: 'all foreigners are smelly, and all Thais smell like roses'... 😆 

1 minute ago, StayinThailand2much said:

 

There was a time, long ago, when I travelled by bus in Bangkok, and a Thai woman called me 'smelly' even though, she was about to get on the bus, and I hadn't even gotten off the bus yet... - They are taught by politicians, media, and school: 'all foreigners are smelly, and all Thais smell like roses'... 😆 

 

They do smell very good, though, they have that snake powder, that white lavender stuff and a few other tricks we're not familiar with. Well, the women smell good. Obviously the men, I can't say.

6 minutes ago, Cameroni said:

 

They do smell very good, though, they have that snake powder, that white lavender stuff and a few other tricks we're not familiar with. Well, the women smell good. Obviously the men, I can't say.

 

I read somewhere that the baby powder they're using excessively, is, in fact, carcinogenic... 

 

Anyway, I tried to use it sometimes, but stopped when gravity made the stuff fall onto, and cover my pants instead. 😆 

 

1 minute ago, StayinThailand2much said:

I read somewhere that the baby powder they're using excessively, is, in fact, carcinogenic... 

 

Yes, that's true, I did read that as well.

 

I got it as well, it's a nightmare when it goes on the clothes. It does reduce sweat and smells pretty nice though.

11 minutes ago, StayinThailand2much said:

somewhere that the baby powder they're using excessively, is, in fact, carcinogenic

In what way ?

You mean breathing it in ?

What cancer are you saying it causes ? Lung cancer?

Use to simply say "Hi", and go from there.  Usually pretty obvious, their response, smile (lack of), body language, if they are 'like minded'.

 

Really no difference than gals back in the motherland, USA.

20 hours ago, Harrisfan said:

Im asking you guys 

If you are, it's no wonder you can't find a soulmate..................

16 minutes ago, georgegeorgia said:

In what way ?

You mean breathing it in ?

What cancer are you saying it causes ? Lung cancer?

 

 

9 minutes ago, KhunLA said:

Use to simply say "Hi", and go from there.  Usually pretty obvious, their response, smile (lack of), body language, if they are 'like minded'.

 

Really no difference than gals back in the motherland, USA.

 

Gals in the U.S. are fluent in English... (Most, but not all, girls in Thailand who can have a decent conversation in English and/or understand your accent have had certain, ahem, experiences with foreigners (and will assume that you pay them)...

7 minutes ago, StayinThailand2much said:

 

Gals in the U.S. are fluent in English... (Most, but not all, girls in Thailand who can have a decent conversation in English and/or understand your accent have had certain, ahem, experiences with foreigners (and will assume that you pay them)...

Not my experience, but I don't frequent P4P establishments.   Just met gals in my normal day to day, or if at a music, alcohol venue, again, not a P4P venue but more Thai oriented, away from nightlife catering to foreigners.

 

Never asked for money, (or in the conversation) and certainly wouldn't offer, as you can't get any more offensive than that.

 

English or my limited Thai, never an issue, once past 'hello' 

18 minutes ago, transam said:

If you are, it's no wonder you can't find a soulmate..................

You dont have a clue

2 minutes ago, Harrisfan said:

You dont have a clue

Really, well I don't come on here asking how to deal with birds, do I..........🙃