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When they find out you can speak Thai..

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4 hours ago, MalcolmB said:

The official language of Nigeria is English. While English is used for government, education, and other official contexts.

 

i also speak Canadian 

Got ‘em on that one!!!

4 hours ago, MalcolmB said:

No, I thought we were discussing…..

 


 

I am fluent in Nigerian by the way.

 

 

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2 hours ago, richard_smith237 said:

 

Its an excuse - but no one that should stop you from making an effort...  Even it just to learn the very basics - hello, how how are you, thank-you, the number etc...    (which I'm sure you have already).

 

... I get that the 'time to learn might feel wasted' but isn't that same time wasted on here or watching TV etc ?...   

... in the grand scheme of things, its all wasted time...    thus improving interactions with those around us so life is more enjoyable may even have short-term gains... 

 

Perhaps you make a very basic effort already - and thats all thats required really...

 

.... its the people who are outright 'grumps' and dead set against using any Thai at all, dead set against making any effort at all who are doing themselves a disservice and may also find circumstances less favourable - usually because of the very vibe they give off...

 

 

 

 

Oh I would love to speak Thai......and would make a serious effort if I thought I stood a chance......but the intonations, the timings, the lilts are all lost on me with my hearing.

 

It took my wife a week to teach me how to say say stupid.

 

Then of course living in the sticks you have Isaan/loas to contend with......I'm a lost cause.

5 minutes ago, Will B Good said:

Oh I would love to speak Thai......and would make a serious effort if I thought I stood a chance......but the intonations, the timings, the lilts are all lost on me with my hearing.

 

It took my wife a week to teach me how to say say stupid.

 

Then of course living in the sticks you have Isaan/loas to contend with......I'm a lost cause.

 

I joked with my Inlaws that its very funny that it doesn't snow in Thailand...  And with that perfectly pronounced "there's snow everywhere"....     It took them a moment until the realised how badly wrong that could go for a foreigner... 

 

... then we play the 'who sells chicken eggs" and longer versions off - then we have a laugh with English versions....    "Peter Piper....", "She Sells....."....    my favourite for the Mother In Law.... "I'm not pheasant plucker...." 

 

Quite amusing - I often get words mixed up and sometimes accidentally end up with my own Thai spoonerisms...    Giving it a go is the key thing.... 

 

 

BUT - when its serious - i.e. with Dr's - if we are discussing something serious - I will only talk in Engliish with a Dr's who's grasp of the English language is equal to mine.

5 hours ago, Stressed Eric said:

Has anyone ever noticed this?

 

When dining out or wetting one's beak in a tourist ghetto, the servers suddenly change from all smiles to all scowls once they know you can speak Thai? and another thing, when you take a normal office girl out for lunch, everyone in said ghettos presumes that the girl is a bar girl.. I have in the past literally had taxi drivers shout out to my normal girlfriend at the time in Thai 'how much?'....

 

It's very strange behavior.

 

Even stranger is when you meet a farang in a bar who claims to have been living here for 40 years, and yet still can't speak a word of Thai, and gets embarrassed and a bit flustered when he knows I can...

 

Does anyone know the psychology behind it? And before anyone has a go at me - Yes, I do spend a considerable amount of my time around tourist ghettos, and no, I have absolutely no desire to spend my time rotting away in Nakhon Nowhere counting my coin collection. 

 

Eric.

I seem to recal a poster called "Bob" asked the same question quite recently...

In my experience, it is not that you speak Thai, it is how you speak Thai.

The only Thai people that treat me different when I speak Thai is bar girls.

Once they realize I "know too much", they will lose interest.

4 hours ago, richard_smith237 said:

 

Thats a very valid point...  

 

English 'is a more efficient' language than Thai - and when listening to well educated Thai's speaking with each other there is a lot of English thrown into the mix - thats not out of snobbery, but out of efficiency.

 

Another facet of this is listening to 100% Thai kids who've attended internationals schools hangout and playing with each other -  i.e. both parents are 100% Thai / Kids are 100% Thai - we're at their house with a group of us (my son is 'Thai / British) - all the kids are fluent in Thai - but I'll witness them interact and their primary language is English - they'll flip back and talk to their parents in Thai, then immediately revert back to English with each other....

...   I figure the reason for this is that English is simply a far more efficient language for them to communicate in....

 

My Wife speaks to my Son in Thai (mainly with the importance of keeping up the Thai language), I often  struggle with the length at which simple things need to be communicated.

indeed , I have never known a nation of people talk so much but say so little

7 hours ago, Stressed Eric said:

Has anyone ever noticed this?

 


Eric, try smiling before you engage with Thais.  It diffuses any apprehension they might have had about talking to a foreigner.  It works every time.
 

8 hours ago, Stressed Eric said:

Not me.

 

Eric.

Not me either, never set foot into a bar in Thailand, met my wife at the airport where she worked for American Airlines  

and another thing, when you take a normal office girl out for lunch, everyone in said ghettos presumes that the girl is a bar girl.

 

nah, don't buy this, thai's know, it's their country ffs

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I get asked often if i speak Thai. I always laugh and say pud thai mai dai in perfect thai language.. That makes the Thai laugh and leaves them uncertain whether I can speak Thai or not. 

18 hours ago, Stressed Eric said:

But why do they stereotype initially?

 

Eric.

They don´t, it just lives in your vivid imagination as usual. One question. Why do you start topic after topic just to argue with everyone? Hopefully, they will remove you from here very soon.

A masseuse once told me many sèrvice girls do not like their farang customers speaking Thai because this interaction is the only chance they get to practise their English. They are also trying to learn the language.

 It's also the reason why many foreigners want to speak Thai to them.

On 11/20/2025 at 8:45 AM, johng said:

The ones who get upset that you understand Thai are the ones who are out to scam you..and yes most think that the girl  must be  for hire if she is with a foreigner ( probably 90 % its true anyway) until they realise you can speak Thai then the  opinion often changes

( but not always)

I speak thai weill and never had any problems that they avoid me.Actually opposite.

I have many thai friends and all of them really like that.Happends only once in Pattaya years ago that the bar manager asked if i could leave the bar after one beer because she said the girls get uncomfortable.

So i paid my beer and left.

6 hours ago, Gottfrid said:

They don´t, it just lives in your vivid imagination as usual. One question. Why do you start topic after topic just to argue with everyone? Hopefully, they will remove you from here very soon.

To paraphrase Arnie ' He'll be back ' with yet another new username.

1 minute ago, emptypockets said:

To paraphrase Arnie ' He'll be back ' with yet another new username.

Yeah, I know. A totally pathetic excuse for a person. Probably so stupid so he believes the earth is flat.

20 hours ago, richard_smith237 said:

"there's snow everywhere"....     It took them a moment until the realised how badly wrong that could go for a foreigner... 

 

I get that wrong every time despite best efforts not to.. 😱

even so most Thais laugh it off.. does new silk burn or not ?

59 minutes ago, norsurin said:

I speak thai weill and never had any problems that they avoid me.Actually opposite.

I have many thai friends and all of them really like that.Happends only once in Pattaya years ago that the bar manager asked if i could leave the bar after one beer because she said the girls get uncomfortable.

So i paid my beer and left.

I very, very much doubt it was because you were speaking Thai. That doesn't add up. It's either BS or there was another reason more directly attributable to your general persona. 

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8 hours ago, Gottfrid said:

They don´t, it just lives in your vivid imagination as usual. One question. Why do you start topic after topic just to argue with everyone? Hopefully, they will remove you from here very soon.

He will return in 24 hours with yet another moniker.

 

He must have more email addresses than the Epstein files!

The topic query when they find out you speak Thai premises up to that point you were speaking with the Thai girl in English.

 

Up until my now wife, the only Thai girls with whom I had any extended relation did not speak English.

 

And with my wife, I say that we speak in English -- and if she says that she does not understand what I said in English, I explain it to her in Thai.

Maybe I missed it, are you saying you speak Thai?

 

 

1 hour ago, cdemundo said:

Maybe I missed it, are you saying you speak Thai?

If you are talkin' to me yes at 60% as I say to the Thais, But I like this from 1943 The Ox-Bow Incident with Henry Fonda:

 

Jenny Grier: [when Juan finally speaks English after pretending he only knows Spanish]

So, he speaks American!

 

Juan Martínez: And ten other languages, my dear - but I don't tell anything I don't want to in any of them.

 

 

7 hours ago, cdemundo said:

Maybe I missed it, are you saying you speak Thai?

 

 

This was directed at the OP, since someone asked.

It applies to some others as well.

 

 

On 11/21/2025 at 6:26 AM, thesetat said:

I get asked often if i speak Thai. I always laugh and say pud thai mai dai in perfect thai language.. That makes the Thai laugh and leaves them uncertain whether I can speak Thai or not. 

 

I am male but say "Ka" at the end of the sentence instead of "Khrap". That get's them going. If I can keep up with the conversation I keep using "Ka". Rack's with their brain.

18 minutes ago, Thaifish said:

Rack's with their brain.

No they just think you must be a tranny  AKA ladyboy 😋

and politely humour your 'affliction'

On 11/21/2025 at 3:23 PM, johng said:

 

I get that wrong every time despite best efforts not to.. 😱

even so most Thais laugh it off.. does new silk burn or not ?

I enjoy mispronouncing Thai words while looking totally innocent... I just love the snow.... 🙂

46 minutes ago, simon43 said:

I enjoy mispronouncing Thai words while looking totally innocent... I just love the snow.... 🙂

 

So you keep saying that you "love horses vaginas"   ????   :whistling:

18 minutes ago, richard_smith237 said:

 

So you keep saying that you "love horses vaginas"   ????   :whistling:

Well, something like that!! 🙂  Or that I love to eat shell-fish etc , all said with a completely innocent look on my face!

On 11/20/2025 at 4:52 PM, richard_smith237 said:

 

Thats a very valid point...  

 

English 'is a more efficient' language than Thai - and when listening to well educated Thai's speaking with each other there is a lot of English thrown into the mix - thats not out of snobbery, but out of efficiency.

 

Another facet of this is listening to 100% Thai kids who've attended internationals schools hangout and playing with each other -  i.e. both parents are 100% Thai / Kids are 100% Thai - we're at their house with a group of us (my son is 'Thai / British) - all the kids are fluent in Thai - but I'll witness them interact and their primary language is English - they'll flip back and talk to their parents in Thai, then immediately revert back to English with each other....

...   I figure the reason for this is that English is simply a far more efficient language for them to communicate in....

 

My Wife speaks to my Son in Thai (mainly with the importance of keeping up the Thai language), I often  struggle with the length at which simple things need to be communicated.

Amen to this, I have spoken Thai for many years and often struggle to listen totally when someone tries to tell me something when I can easily know how they are droning on trying to get to the end of their spiel so to speak.  But, it is their language here and we should accept that is how they are taught and it won't change for us no matter how long we live here.  Sometime when I do speak with them, when I would normally go with them and draw something out, i just go ahead and cut to the chase so to speak and then look at me like why was it so quick?

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