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Novel Lightning Conductor

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Hi All

A note of caution ...I repeat here a snippet from Saturdays Times in the UK

"Doctors say the lightning went through my body and because I was wearing rubber boots it earthed itself through my penis"

Ante Djindic 29 from Zagreb.

Not sure what the moral is but I will certainly discard my wellies during the next thunderstorm :o

TBWG :D

I say it serves him right for having a penis that touches the ground.. :o

totster :D

A thread like this is worthless without pix.

:o

Taoism: shit happens

Buddhism: if shit happens, it isn't really shit

Islam: if shit happens, it is the will of Allah

Catholicism: if shit happens, you deserve it

Judaism: why does this shit always happen to us?

Atheism: I don't believe this shit

Not sure what the moral is but I will certainly discard my wellies during the next thunderstorm :o

Had to reread that, thought you said willies. :D

This is a polite forum for polite people. No need for smut in here.

:o:D

STEADY On !!! O JEALOUS ONE :D

May be a relation of TOULOUS LATRECK :o

(Sorry if incorrect spelling, I’m dislocsic, dipeptic, O BUM CANT SPULL)

Regards

:D

I say it serves him right for having a penis that touches the ground.. :D

totster :D

This is a polite forum for polite people. No need for smut in here.

:o:D

I thought it is a country bumkin forum where wearing your wellies while showering in the rain is acceptable behaviour.

But was the sheep okay?

Yup! but you should have seen the expression on it,s face. :D:D:o

marshbags

So that's what caused me to pole volt !!! out the window :o

:o Me thinks the rubbers were on the wrong appendage. Remember kids always wear a condom!
So that's what caused me to pole volt !!! out the window :o

Watt ...... get with the current situation, you need to go ohm, resistance is futile :D :D

...and I thought the thread was about a unique, fast orchestra leader... :o

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