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Let's Not have a "Notches on the Bedpost" poll on this lads......

We don't want Bedlam turning into a "Kiss & Tell", News of the World story do we ?

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Let's Not have a "Notches on the Bedpost" poll on this lads......

We don't want Bedlam turning into a "Kiss & Tell", News of the World story do we ?

That's got an air about it that is simmilar to "it doesn't matter how big it is, it's how you use it".

But I won't brag on either subject

Because it is an "average" it all comes down to the ratio of frigid vs slut, and prude vs relaxed. Hence Thailand's bargirls do not factor in.

As for the most promiscuous men having had 29 partners.....I think that is rather low, even if you don't count "proffesional encounters".

With the cancer drug therapy I am on, I am bringing Kiwi Guys averages down.

Not Happy..... sniffff

He has arrived..........

Greeted by his mum after swimming last 300metres, saftey reasons.

All he wanted, was a beer and fush 'n chups, good kiwi grub.

Good onya mate, cheers.

Looks like he removed his undies before talking to his Mum. Are you sure he's not Tasmanian ?

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Let's Not have a "Notches on the Bedpost" poll on this lads......

We don't want Bedlam turning into a "Kiss & Tell", News of the World story do we ?

That's got an air about it that is simmilar to "it doesn't matter how big it is, it's how you use it".

But I won't brag on either subject

George Costanza (deja vu).

Shrinkage I tell ya!!!

Reminds me of a joke.

NOT PC, leave now if it worries you.

Sambo was having medical to join the marines.

All went well until it was, down trous for short arm inspection.

When the doc was examining Sambo he asked....

"Hey Sambo, how come you are so well endowed compared to nother here?"

Sambo replied, "Simple doc, I just soak it in beans."

Doc replied, "BEANS? How? What sorta beans, Sambo?"

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Hooman beans, Doc."

Passed my Thai motorcycle driving test today!

Yo, well done, did they remind you to stop at red lights in heavy traffic?

No. Think i Iearned my Iesson on that one though!...I did, however, find out that its iIIegaI to drive with more than one piIIion passenger, or more than 50kg of weight. You think anyone toId Thai peopIe that? There was me thinking i wouId get a practicaI Iesson in carrying 3+ passengers, groceries, random items, chicken, cats, dogs, pigs....

I suppose they don't like linking. Perhaps a mod can delete the post (and this one)?

NEVA care. matey, all fun.

From "The Age" Melbourne

Native North Americans are on a spiritual mission in New Zealand to ask their fish to return home to California. The tribal leaders plan to apologise to the chinook salmon, known in New Zealand as quinnat, which are in short supply in the rivers of northern California.

Perhaps a new SatNav might help.

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My f#@!ing notebook is playing up again. Yep - time to give it the heave-ho.

From "The Age" Melbourne

Native North Americans are on a spiritual mission in New Zealand to ask their fish to return home to California. The tribal leaders plan to apologise to the chinook salmon, known in New Zealand as quinnat, which are in short supply in the rivers of northern California.

Perhaps a new SatNav might help.

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A junket. No doubt the NZ taxpayer will fund a return trip by a Maori tribe to "assist the Native Americans in calling the chinook back home".

There's been an ongoing relationship between the Native Americans and the Maori which started as a "we have a common enemy; the white man that has stolen our lands, so lets pow wow and see what else we have in common". Nowadays, it is sanitised by calling it a spiritual relationship (that would be too unPC to object to), and is the source of numerous taxpayer funded junkets.

From "The Age" Melbourne

Native North Americans are on a spiritual mission in New Zealand to ask their fish to return home to California. The tribal leaders plan to apologise to the chinook salmon, known in New Zealand as quinnat, which are in short supply in the rivers of northern California.

Perhaps a new SatNav might help.

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A junket. No doubt the NZ taxpayer will fund a return trip by a Maori tribe to "assist the Native Americans in calling the chinook back home".

There's been an ongoing relationship between the Native Americans and the Maori which started as a "we have a common enemy; the white man that has stolen our lands, so lets pow wow and see what else we have in common". Nowadays, it is sanitised by calling it a spiritual relationship (that would be too unPC to object to), and is the source of numerous taxpayer funded junkets.

Actually it was fund raising and donations that paid for the trip and Pow Wows.

If the maoris make a return visit, y'kin bet ya bottom buck they will go begging cap in hand to the minister of maori affairs.

Maori tribes are RICH, very rich, reparations for historical loss of lands etc.

US gummint did the same as Brits here, but no recompense.

SHAME on you America.

Hello folks, Tiger has been busy and has had no time to get on to tv. And that won't change for a while...

Views on my profile have just gone past the 5,000 mark. Considerably higher than my post count.

Used to be.......

Noticed you havent been around much tigs, but then again i havent been abIe to Iog in quite so often myseIf IateIy. Anyway, hope its a good busy, and things are going weII for you.

Yes, I've been a tad busy myself Tiggs - hope your situation is nothing too dire and is soon resolved.

Why he is a general!

In a recent interview general Norman Schwarzkopf was asked if he thought there was room for forgiveness towards the people who have harboured and abetted the terrorists who perpetrated the the 9/11 attack against America.

His answer was classic.

The General said:

"I BELIEVE THAT FORGIVING THEM IS GOD'S FUNCTION, OUR JOB IS TO ARRANGE THE MEETING."

has there been a clean up campaign for all useless & meaningless posts

When a married man is attracted to a single woman, and attempts to get the womans number off her friend, because he wants to take her out to dinner, because, he says, he "just wants good company". In aII IikeIihood is code for "just wants extra-marital affair"..right?

*sigh*

When a married man is attracted to a single woman, and attempts to get the womans number off her friend, because he wants to take her out to dinner, because, he says, he "just wants good company". In aII IikeIihood is code for "just wants extra-marital affair"..right?

*sigh*

In all likelihood, yes.

"sigh"....giving us good ones a bad reputation. "sigh".

(BTW...can I have her number, please?)

'Random Posts' seems to be getting even mucher morer randomerer.

523684129

A random number.

Wozzup with TV this day?<br /><br />Unable to upload pix.... or files<br /><br />No formatting available.<br /><br />Have I missed sumfin?<br /><br />Tuesday 31st March, 2010.<br /><br />1400 hrs<br /><br />NZDST

Wotta f*ckup

Wozzup with TV this day?<br /><br />Unable to upload pix.... or files<br /><br />No formatting available.<br /><br />Have I missed sumfin?<br /><br />Tuesday 31st March, 2010.<br /><br />1400 hrs<br /><br />NZDST

Wotta f*ckup

I can barely read the site on my laptop - it's all over the place. But I thought it was a problem with my notebook, because it comes up okay on my desktop computer (albeit with a few of the ads missing). I think someone has been fiddling with the site though, because other Thai forum sites are working as per normal on my notebook. Nonetheless, I've spent the last two hours on the notebook trying to get TV to look 'normal' (with zero success). Aynone else having problems?

When a married man is attracted to a single woman, and attempts to get the womans number off her friend, because he wants to take her out to dinner, because, he says, he "just wants good company". In aII IikeIihood is code for "just wants extra-marital affair"..right?

*sigh*

In all likelihood, yes.

"sigh"....giving us good ones a bad reputation. "sigh".

(BTW...can I have her number, please?)

Its my number he wanted. Apparently i am to pick the most expensive restraunt i can think of. Flattering that an attractive man around my own age wants to do that, but not when he has a wife. All that i think about is how would i feel if i were her. Wel, i wont get cynical, but sometimes i do wonder where the good guys are.

Its my number he wanted. Apparently i am to pick the most expensive restraunt i can think of. Flattering that an attractive man around my own age wants to do that, but not when he has a wife. All that i think about is how would i feel if i were her. Wel, i wont get cynical, but sometimes i do wonder where the good guys are.

Most are spoken for and the rest of us are keeping our heads down eek.