I like chocolate. And nipple titty things.

I like my nipple ring being gently played with. I've never had chocolate sauce on it though. Sounds good.

How could I define a feminist?

Harcourt with tits ?

I have tits. One even has a ring through the nipple.

OMG

The "tits" are solid pectoral muscle though....so don't be amazed. Years of surfing, diving, and paddling will do that to you, ya know. Even at my age I still don't need a support bra.

I've been thinking of taking the ring out though.....but Patsy has just made me shelve that thought.

Patsy gotcha on a chain......HUH!

Patsy gotcha on a chain......HUH!

Consider the source{s}.

Bartender - I'll have a Bin Laden" "What's that Sir?""Two shots and a splash of water."

Where have the BBC pips gone ?

http://www.telegraph.co.uk/culture/tvandradio/8548683/Radio-4s-pips-die.html

A bit pssst orf.

Had to cut short my trip this year.

Tried to get to Saigon and Phuket, but wifey's probs, dental, took longer than expected.

Heaps cheaper than here in NZ.

Savings more than paid for airfares.......

Jetstar not too bad on long haul, less than half what full service airlines want.

Service was really good considering, no personal inflite stuff unless ya paid for it, I sleep, who needs it?

Heapsa legroom, movies on monitors and stuff.

Round trip, AKL_SIN_MNL les than $2,000 for 2 ppl.

Sorry to the guys I had hoped to meet up with.

Wife has to stay in NZ for the next 2 years about, permanent residence conditions.

Gunna sneek a 10 day cruise for Xmas at sea, boring, but she will love it.

Grrrr edit 4 spelling

Didn't realise you were coming over this early - thought it would be around August. Oh well - next time. For the cruise, I assume you'll be doing Pacific islands and will need your passports (for entry stamps). A problem for wife's condition of residence?

Didn't realise you were coming over this early - thought it would be around August. Oh well - next time. For the cruise, I assume you'll be doing Pacific islands and will need your passports (for entry stamps). A problem for wife's condition of residence?

Ping,iIt should be OK.

Leading up to 'permanent residence'.

May not have another o/seas jaunt for awhile tho'.

Not to worry.

....I have three testicles.

Don't eat them all at once

SC

....I have three testicles.

Don't eat them all at once

SC

Used to have quite a few testicles.

Roasted on a piece of iron over a fire.

We called the "Mountain Mountain Oysters" after sheep were castrated.

Really tasty with cold beer.

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Interesting......

What are they made of?

A standing coloured pic of a Torii gate after the tsunami, echoes one of the most iconic photos (b&w) of the Hiroshima aftermath

ARCHES.bmp

How do you expect kids to listen to their parents when Tarzan runs around half naked.

Cinderella comes home at midnight.

Pinocchio lies all the time.

Alladin is the king of thieves.

Batman drives at 200 mph.

Sleeping Beauty is lazy.

.....and Snow White lives with 7 guys.

We shouldn't be surprised when kids misbehave, they get it from their story books.

You'd be bored here this weekend, Pete. Baa-less, due to the elections.

Santana is alive

You'd be bored here this weekend, Pete. Baa-less, due to the elections.

Yeah, Ping.

How many dozen ya stocked up with?

Imagine sitting down Bagla Rd watching da Supa 14 ....... drinking coke...... heaven forbid.

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You'd be bored here this weekend, Pete. Baa-less, due to the elections.

Yeah, Ping.

How many dozen ya stocked up with?

Imagine sitting down Bagla Rd watching da Supa 14 ....... drinking coke...... heaven forbid.

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Is there a 'words fail me' smiley?

SC

the Wife's not happy

the Wife's not happy

Sorry to hear that mate. Once it starts it never stops, mines not been happy for over twenty years.

You'd be bored here this weekend, Pete. Baa-less, due to the elections.

Yeah, Ping.

How many dozen ya stocked up with?

Imagine sitting down Bagla Rd watching da Supa 14 ....... drinking coke...... heaven forbid.

.......... .......... ........ .......... ......

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No, down to Surin Beach with a heap of booze and six lovely ladies. Great day!

You'd be bored here this weekend, Pete. Baa-less, due to the elections.

Yeah, Ping.

How many dozen ya stocked up with?

Imagine sitting down Bagla Rd watching da Supa 14 ....... drinking coke...... heaven forbid.

.......... .......... ........ .......... ......

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No, down to Surin Beach with a heap of booze and six lovely ladies. Great day!

Bragger...........

..........or bshyter

Have fun matey......... LOL

^555 nothing to brag about - the missus was one of them.

^555 nothing to brag about - the missus was one of them.

The missus we know?

She is quite nice.

^Same one (anniversary on Sunday).

^Same one (anniversary on Sunday).

Strange name that.................

Oh dear, Limpy - a hat and coat job if ever I've seen one.

Oh dear, Limpy - a hat and coat job if ever I've seen one.

I'm getting old. Walking and humour I find difficult..............

Why is intelligence and connections falsely perceived and championed, when such evidence cannot be found?

Why does it pain me to urinate?