Why does it pain me to urinate?

Syphilis? Gonorrhea? Clamydia?

Why does it pain me to urinate?

Syphilis? Gonorrhea? Clamydia?

Small dick, big zip and shaky hands.

Just a guess.

Why does it pain me to urinate?

Syphilis? Gonorrhea? Clamydia?

Could be the big " love stud" you had inserted...?

Random Food Comment.

Eating's overrated in my book. People on some of the local forums go on and on about this restaurant and that restaurant. I'm not talking about your basic 400 baht meal job, I'm talking about those so-called fine dining places. Have you ever noticed that the amount you pay is inversely proportional to the amount of food you are given? Like a woman's knickers, the smaller the amount of material, the higher the price. People aren't satisfied with the amount of food received - they just think they are because they filled up with all that wine. And there's nothing worse than sitting at an upmarket joint, paying far too much money, when the young pseudo yuppie on the table beside you is loudly bragging about how he made a killing on certain stock. I tell a lie - what's worse is when you are halfway through your two-bite meal and a family lobs on the table beside you, at which point the baby wails uncontrollably and is totally ignored by its parents. Or a group of cave dwellers arrive for their anual foray into civilisation because it's grandpa's eightieth birthday. No, I'm happy with my 400 baht t-bone and a couple of Singhas, thanks.

Random Food Comment.

Eating's overrated in my book. People on some of the local forums go on and on about this restaurant and that restaurant. I'm not talking about your basic 400 baht meal job, I'm talking about those so-called fine dining places. Have you ever noticed that the amount you pay is inversely proportional to the amount of food you are given? Like a woman's knickers, the smaller the amount of material, the higher the price. People aren't satisfied with the amount of food received - they just think they are because they filled up with all that wine. And there's nothing worse than sitting at an upmarket joint, paying far too much money, when the young pseudo yuppie on the table beside you is loudly bragging about how he made a killing on certain stock. I tell a lie - what's worse is when you are halfway through your two-bite meal and a family lobs on the table beside you, at which point the baby wails uncontrollably and is totally ignored by its parents. Or a group of cave dwellers arrive for their anual foray into civilisation because it's grandpa's eightieth birthday. No, I'm happy with my 400 baht t-bone and a couple of Singhas, thanks.

Totally with your sentiments there, Ping.

There is a lotta places selling good sized meals for men.

Mod cuisine is not my style.

Decent steak eggs and chips will keep me happy, 12 bux or so.

Oriental, 6 bux, big feed.

All in my nearby suburbia.

Ditto in S.E.A.

Random Food Comment.

Eating's overrated in my book. People on some of the local forums go on and on about this restaurant and that restaurant. I'm not talking about your basic 400 baht meal job, I'm talking about those so-called fine dining places. Have you ever noticed that the amount you pay is inversely proportional to the amount of food you are given? Like a woman's knickers, the smaller the amount of material, the higher the price. People aren't satisfied with the amount of food received - they just think they are because they filled up with all that wine. And there's nothing worse than sitting at an upmarket joint, paying far too much money, when the young pseudo yuppie on the table beside you is loudly bragging about how he made a killing on certain stock. I tell a lie - what's worse is when you are halfway through your two-bite meal and a family lobs on the table beside you, at which point the baby wails uncontrollably and is totally ignored by its parents. Or a group of cave dwellers arrive for their anual foray into civilisation because it's grandpa's eightieth birthday. No, I'm happy with my 400 baht t-bone and a couple of Singhas, thanks.

Good on ya, Ping!!!!

Other hominids do exist.

Why the fear....??

Why is intelligence and connections falsely perceived and championed, when such evidence cannot be found?

ARE

I have never perceived intelligence, nor connections. Not here.

Even if I did, I prefer to keep my perceptions to myself - like my hands.

Its a shame that you had to post the above here, and not on this thread:

The irony would have been unbearable. There is nothing there that even comes close.

SC

EDIT: To answer your question - because evidence denies faith.

Evidence makes faith redundant.

Evidence makes faith redundant.

I think there's an appeal progressing through the Employment Tribunal.

SC

Evidence makes faith redundant.

Completely wrong me old fish-head. Not redundant, just on a six year sabbatical

http://www.theboot.com/2011/02/08/faith-hill-new-album-2011/

Other hominids do exist.

Why the fear....??

Because they have a habit of looking up long words to try and confuse and feel superior, but no real concept of meaning or consequence of actions.

Sound familiar?

Other hominids do exist.

Why the fear....??

Because they have a habit of looking up long words to try and confuse and feel superior, but no real concept of meaning or consequence of actions.

Sound familiar?

Never knew you'd met the wife Thaddy ?

Thaddy, spot on...

Thaddy, spot on...

You've met her as well............bloody slapper, wait till I get home.

Thaddy, spot on...

You've met her as well............bloody slapper, wait till I get home.

There' s nothing more entertaining than the marital problems of others. Not on this forum anyway.

Blow the house up with dynamite.

Put the kids into short-crust pies.

Move your pension to a bank account in Vanuatu.

Fake your own death by getting a hit-man to shoot you.

SC

EDIT: I've never known that last one to be too successful...make sure the hit-man doesn't know the in-laws...

Has anyone checked his/her user rating recently? After a quick sampling of profiles, I found that all bar one person had a rating of 1 star, with the odd man out having a rating of 2 stars. Does not a single star suggest that the BM is worse than useless? How is it that the vast amjority of BMs are sitting on 1 star when few of them have been given any or a significant number of negative ratings? How does it work - is it based upon the fact that a rating diminishes over time unless you are regularly greened? To my way of thinking, this feature on the TV board is clearly inaccurate and somewhere less than useless. Should it not be either fixed or removed?

Well, I've still got three stars,

But it is a pretty pointless feature IMHO ...... the Greenies I liked.

Thaddy, spot on...

You've met her as well............bloody slapper, wait till I get home.

There' s nothing more entertaining than the marital problems of others. Not on this forum anyway.

Blow the house up with dynamite.

Put the kids into short-crust pies.

Move your pension to a bank account in Vanuatu.

Fake your own death by getting a hit-man to shoot you.

SC

EDIT: I've never known that last one to be too successful...make sure the hit-man doesn't know the in-laws...

"... PRETEND to shoot you"

I hope that omission has not inconvenienced too many of you...

SC

We should have an.......

Only in America

..... fred, there may be one sumplace, but this sorta thing is what I reckon could soon fill it.

A woman is suing JetBlue, alleging the airline kicked her off a July 2010 flight on the suspicion she was not wearing appropriate clothes under her long t-shirt. News of the lawsuit first surfaced late last week, but the story has been gaining steam since then.It's also worth noting that JetBlue officials have declined to comment, which means only one side of the story has been told (at least so far).

As for that story, ABC News is among the latest to pick up on it, writing:

A financial consultant says she was kicked off her JetBlue flight after a supervisor demanded to know if she was wearing underwear, then allegedly stuck his walkie-talkie between her legs. Malinda Knowles, 27, is now suing JetBlue, the supervisor and the flight captain, seeking an unspecified amount for assault and battery, and emotional distress.

The New York Daily News, one of the first outlets to pick up the story, reports the supervisor apparently put the "walkie-talkie between (Knowles) legs to see what she had on under her baggy T-shirt."

^Ozzie airlines don't seem to mind them - or, at least, they didn't mind them in the past. I recall a woman at Coolie Airport quite a few years ago with a very loose fitting top and her boobs bouncing around everywhere in plain sight. Mind you, no complaints from me...

Well, anyway - I hate suspense, like most people (I think), that's why I always

Continueing on airline fred..........

Love this........Aussies with our pies in the sky

On a flight with Pacific Blue, Jenny Matheson says the inflight menu read: .......

"Luke Mangan is one of Australia's leading chefs and is highly regarded internationally."

So she decided to have the Luke Mangan Premium Beef Pie.

At $8 it was expensive and arrived in a cellophane bag labelled "Maketu Pies proudly made in Maketu, Bay of Plenty".

Maketu Pies says it sells these pies in its shop ready to eat for $3.30...... same in s/markets.

As a regular MAKETU pie eater, I can vouch for them as being best mass produced pies in Australasia.

I tried the Penny Lanes (Onehunga) Supreme Gold Winner (of the national pie contest) pie last week. (And I realise you were talking about mass-produced pies and this winner is a small "home-style" type of baker).

It was technically good, but the filling was missing umami and had relied on (I think) commercial stock instead of home-made stock.

If you're tempted to go to Onehunga to try it out, let me reccomend you stop short of Penny Lanes and get a pie from Crosby's just up Onehunga Mall a bit. In my mind, I reckon Crosby didn't put up an entry to the competition.

<deleted>! It's cold here!!!!!!

Last week, people were talking about "Spring is here!"........lambs are being born, birds are fighting, my plum tree (Xmas plum) has green buds (no S, not those sort), daffodils in the park......

It SNOWED in Auckland today. Midday, 4 degrees C, with a wind chill factor taking it to -3.

I have never seen snow in Auckland!

No snow in Chiang Rai...

No snow in Chiang Rai...

In about 5 months time though.......

<deleted>! It's cold here!!!!!!

Last week, people were talking about "Spring is here!"........lambs are being born, birds are fighting, my plum tree (Xmas plum) has green buds (no S, not those sort), daffodils in the park......

It SNOWED in Auckland today. Midday, 4 degrees C, with a wind chill factor taking it to -3.

I have never seen snow in Auckland!

It's just God's way of punishing you for the tattoos, all that silly dancing with your tongues out, still wearing grass skirts and saying "yes" in a funny way............

I never had a NZ girl say yes, all the ones I knew just nodded their heads. (With their tongues out).

Has anyone checked his/her user rating recently? After a quick sampling of profiles, I found that all bar one person had a rating of 1 star, with the odd man out having a rating of 2 stars. Does not a single star suggest that the BM is worse than useless? How is it that the vast amjority of BMs are sitting on 1 star when few of them have been given any or a significant number of negative ratings? How does it work - is it based upon the fact that a rating diminishes over time unless you are regularly greened? To my way of thinking, this feature on the TV board is clearly inaccurate and somewhere less than useless. Should it not be either fixed or removed?

I believe you're taking this far too seriously than which it desreves.

It's make believe, Ping.....