It's just God's way of punishing you for the tattoos, all that silly dancing with your tongues out, still wearing grass skirts and saying "yes" in a funny way............

God?

Which one....??

My biorhythms are terrible for this week.

Anyone else old enough to remember biorhythms?

http://www.bio-chart.com/

My biorhythms are terrible for this week.

Anyone else old enough to remember biorhythms?

http://www.bio-chart.com/

I'm showing critical across the board!!!

What's that mean?

At the risk of coming across as a misogynist, which I'm not.....but I find it difficult to take seriously female sporting presentators, commentators, journalists, whatever. It just doesn't fit.

Shouldn't they be in their kitchens baking cookies or something?

<deleted>! It's cold here!!!!!!

Last week, people were talking about "Spring is here!"........lambs are being born, birds are fighting, my plum tree (Xmas plum) has green buds (no S, not those sort), daffodils in the park......

It SNOWED in Auckland today. Midday, 4 degrees C, with a wind chill factor taking it to -3.

I have never seen snow in Auckland!

Akshully, 1st time since July 1939. (I was 6 mths young....LOL)

Temp was the coldest day ever recorded in Auckland.

The temperature got up to only 8.2C .

Not cold really, wind chill would drop it considerably.

I heard some squealing and laffing, on going outside........

My missus, Filipina, was outside dancing around in a hailstorm with lil kids nextdoor......... <deleted>.

She had neva seen hail before,

In a democracy, would Turkeys vote for Christmas ?

Probably not, still... look at all the Americans who vote Republican...

In a democracy, would Turkeys vote for Christmas ?

Depends on your definition of democracy.

Clouds of fancy and illusion don't disrupt my dreams.

Clouds of fancy and illusion don't disrupt my dreams.

Chickens, howling dogs, the puu yai, prostate trouble?

Or something much much darker.

30 degees here-

Dullard and vacancy of independent thought has become the norm.

There's no hope.

Clouds of fancy and illusion don't disrupt my dreams.

So your dreams are reality ? That surely is the basis of your psychosis...........

Dullard and vacancy of independent thought has become the norm.

There's no hope.

Sorry to hear that, ZZaa. Hope your perceptive wisdom returns soon. Seems to me like its been gone a long time...

SC

Dullard and vacancy of independent thought has become the norm.

There's no hope.

Sorry to hear that, ZZaa. Hope your perceptive wisdom returns soon. Seems to me like its been gone a long time...

SC

Will be changing prescrptions today, Cowboy.

Thanks for the concern, anyhoo.....

Mite be handy for some......

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Those clinics are on every week, rotating between Woody's shop locations, and are well known locally. Anyone for whom the clinics 'might be handy' would already be aware of them.

Time to harden the <deleted> up.

That's the risk you take when you pay by the time and not the journey.

That's the risk you take when you pay by the time and not the journey.

A greater percentage will put it on their cards...

I'm in Siem Reap right now...... it's very nice.

My mate just left there, his name's Vic and he's 74.

Just in case you ran into him.

My mate just left there, his name's Vic and he's 74.

Just in case you ran into him.

Hope he wasn't too badly injured................

I'm in Siem Reap right now...... it's very nice.

With the exception that the area has been overrun with foreign tourists in the last decade.

I'm in Siem Reap right now...... it's very nice.

With the exception that the area has been overrun with foreign tourists in the last decade.

Some people are not xenophobic, and can tolerate foreigners

Even when overseas

SC

EDIT: Could we get all Zzaa's posts copied into this thread?

I'm in Siem Reap right now...... it's very nice.

With the exception that the area has been overrun with foreign tourists in the last decade.

I spent more time with the locals thank you very much, it isn't wise to judge others actions when you don't know what they are, now kindly take your prejudices and stick them where the sun don't shine.

Attention political vegans and vegetarians: plant life have feeling as well.

Japan's new prime minister, Mr Noda, is the 6th pm in 5 years.

I wonder if his wife's name is Laura? He'd make a good Justice minister then, because he could literally say he was married to Laura Noda.

Plant feelings....

Sad Irony

A Spanish man making a pilgrimage to say thank you to the "Virgin of Miracles" for his survival in a road crash has been killed with two aunts when a car hit them.

http://www.heraldsun.com.au/news/world/crash-survivor-killed-on-walk-of-thanks/story-e6frf7lf-1226124964762