My 15 month old daughter just said something that sounded like

"The deer are mumming"

Any idea what she meant?

My 15 month old daughter just said something that sounded like

"The deer are mumming"

Any idea what she meant?

There should frolicking Bambi's performing soliloquies outside your window........go look

Time to refinance.

Make a run on the banks and easy credit.

My 15 month old daughter just said something that sounded like

"The deer are mumming"

Any idea what she meant?

There should frolicking Bambi's performing soliloquies outside your window........go look

In reindeer culture female deer (does) carry out certain ritual dances when they wish to mate. This is knowing as mumming, or the urge to become a mother.

My 15 month old daughter just said something that sounded like

"The deer are mumming"

Any idea what she meant?

There should frolicking Bambi's performing soliloquies outside your window........go look

In reindeer culture female deer (does) carry out certain ritual dances when they wish to mate. This is knowing as mumming, or the urge to become a mother.

I learn something every day.....and the 15 months old knew it but I didn't.

I thought that mumming had something to do with embalming. Some sort of mental malopropism I suppose.

Ah, you assumed it was pronounced "mumming", which would lead one to assume that embalming is involved.

Being an American term it's pronounced "momming".

Sounds easy now eh?

NB: Believe it or not, far more reindeer are interested in becoming a mother than in being embalmed.

World Refusenik and Conscientous Objector Month [september]

Perhaps it should receive more attention than it does.

Might start a domino trend.

To all the girls of my youth who refused or objected, conscientiously or otherwise, or failed to fall on their backs like a domino... thanks for nothing.

To all the girls of my youth who refused or objected, conscientiously or otherwise, or failed to fall on their backs like a domino... thanks for nothing.

It may have saved you some hefty bills at the clap clinic though

(always look on the bright side of life)

As an elderly American who had obviously seen better days once informed me at the top of his voice in Confetti's Coffee Lounge and Bar in Angeles City....

"CHEER UP SON, IF YOU'RE NOT GETTING A DOSE OCCASIONALLY YOU'RE NOT ####ING"

My 15 month old daughter just said something that sounded like

"The deer are mumming"

Any idea what she meant?

She meant 'the deer are rutting', but she can't get her tongue around her r's and t's.

mumming; its another word for guising

Normally more of a hallowe'en sort of a practice.

SC

Maybe she was complaining about their hygiene, and she meant 'humming'?

mumming; its another word for guising

Normally more of a hallowe'en sort of a practice.

SC

Maybe she was complaining about their hygiene, and she meant 'humming'?

Animated fauna have hygiene habits?

Militarism can solve all problems, to and fro.:jap:

Take note....

Militarism can solve all problems, to and fro.:jap:

Take note....

Thank the Lord !!!.......................... I've had this bad knee for ages.................

Militarism can solve all problems, to and fro.:jap:

Take note....

Thank the Lord !!!.......................... I've had this bad knee for ages.................

The romance of The Lord and militarism can be construed as one and the same.

Militarism can solve all problems, to and fro.:jap:

Take note....

Thank the Lord !!!.......................... I've had this bad knee for ages.................

The romance of The Lord and militarism can be construed as one and the same.

Ahhhh...so that's where the term "warlord" came from.

If you don't mind a suggestion Zaa......try and adopt a Yodaesque grammar and it will lend your words of wisdom a mystical quality

^Reminds me of the shop assistant who won a toy yoda in a store-based competition. Sued, because she thought she'd won a car.

In my student days I had a Skoda. Excellent student car: Ran on the smell of an oily rag and was not a cop magnet.

In my student days I had a Skoda. Excellent student car: Ran on the smell of an oily rag and was not a cop magnet.

I drove a red Austin Healy at university and it WAS a cop magnet... but all the girls made it all worth while.

^Reminds me of the shop assistant who won a toy yoda in a store-based competition. Sued, because she thought she'd won a car.

I do believe it was a waitress from Hooters.

^Reminds me of the shop assistant who won a toy yoda in a store-based competition. Sued, because she thought she'd won a car.

I do believe it was a waitress from Hooters.

OMG, wotta HOOT that woulda bin.

I'm greatly disturbed, yet not surprised, as to the general line and consistent discussions and references towards the general giddy and romantic notions of war, militarism, hatred, and killing.

Not a trend at all, but reality.

^You are greatly disturbed? Hmm.

^You are greatly disturbed? Hmm.

Lumpy pillows.

^You are greatly disturbed? Hmm.

Lumpy pillows.

I got my new mattress today! No more disturbed sleep for me....unless another of the Wasps team decides to share my bed.....painful that was I can tell ya.

Disturbed...hmmm my only disturbance is whether the parmesan I opened last week will be fresh enough to serve with my homemade lasagne I pulled out of the freezer this morning.

Life is a bitch at times really.

^You are greatly disturbed? Hmm.

Lumpy pillows.

I got my new mattress today! No more disturbed sleep for me....unless another of the Wasps team decides to share my bed.....painful that was I can tell ya.

Disturbed...hmmm my only disturbance is whether the parmesan I opened last week will be fresh enough to serve with my homemade lasagne I pulled out of the freezer this morning.

Life is a bitch at times really.

You "opened" some parmesan? Fresh enough?

We obviously have different types of parmesan.

Mine is wrapped in paper and has been sitting in the fridge for about two years now.....pull it out whenever I need some and grate some off.

Did you know that if you tell someone that you have a bowl of parmesan and ask them to sniff it they will believe you even if it is a bowl of vomit.

Did you know it also works in reverse.

^You are greatly disturbed? Hmm.

Lumpy pillows.

I got my new mattress today! No more disturbed sleep for me....unless another of the Wasps team decides to share my bed.....painful that was I can tell ya.

Disturbed...hmmm my only disturbance is whether the parmesan I opened last week will be fresh enough to serve with my homemade lasagne I pulled out of the freezer this morning.

Life is a bitch at times really.

You "opened" some parmesan? Fresh enough?

We obviously have different types of parmesan.

Mine is wrapped in paper and has been sitting in the fridge for about two years now.....pull it out whenever I need some and grate some off.

Ah so I'm buying it by the kilo next time.

Food was great....that warm happiness that comes with good homemade grub or a weekend of carnal fun....which do you prefer?

Ah so I'm buying it by the kilo next time.

Food was great....that warm happiness that comes with good homemade grub or a weekend of carnal fun....which do you prefer?

Carnal fun, no contest.