What's your excuse then Mr BJ? Oh right you're a guy.

Barmy Women:

Beautiful

Attractive

Radiant

Mesmerising

Yummy

What will you guys do without BARMY women?

Barmy Men:

Bastards

A**holes

Ratbags

Mutheads

Yuk

Oh!

Momo owned your ass there, Mr BoJ.

Don't know if I want to own his arse but I'll take the sax anyday.Can't play it though.To saxxy

Oh!

Momo owned your ass there, Mr BoJ.

I'm outta here. Someone's flying the flag i think

Don't know if I want to own his arse but I'll take the sax anyday.Can't play it though.To saxxy

Stop talking about my arse like it's a piece of meat.........oh wait a minute

Big kiss Mr BJ,group hug,mwah,big squeeze I thought you liked verbal swords.

If you have a nice ass I'll have a piece.Don't like man breasts though. BTW....Are you a boob/leg/arse man yourself?

them';s not the only sword BoJ likes to play with...

Yes BEWARE of Mr BJ's instrument too.

AND your drum.

Is there a fixation here with music? Or just boy's toys.

Are you a boob/leg/arse man yourself?

All of them Momo. I just think a woman without one of those, just isn't complete.

But if you're forcing me to choose. I'm an arse man

Bum then.

What is your perfect butt size then since I'm not going to the 'Good Arse' thread for obvious reasons until you post your own there.

Meanwhile back to the random post thread

Bum then.

What is your perfect butt size

You know what. That is a very good question. I've never really thought of the actual size, it's more about the shape.....and being in proportion. But the word 'pert' springs to mind

until you post your own there.

Who says i haven't already posted it

Care to share the link then? I'm up for a good perve,you guys are having all the fun.

Care to share the link then? I'm up for a good perve,you guys are having all the fun.

It's in the hot bum thread. You'll have to search for it though. A clue, it's not an hairy arse

Jeeze.... I pass out for a few hours last night (one beta blocker too many, memory failing) and look what happens, bums, butts, man breasts, mail from Newcastle..... what is the world coming to

suegha

I leave it on in the background and check it every now and again

Like, ya wearing a mustard coloured box ?.....

.......... .......... .........

Can I just add that I am a leg man, pure and simple!

My wife has such long and shapely and sexy legs...

suegha

I leave it on in the background and check it every now and again

Like, ya wearing a mustard coloured box ?.....

.......... .......... .........

Me too.

Can I just add that I am a leg man, pure and simple!

My wife has such long and shapely and sexy legs...

There's this expression (I don't know if it's peculiar to Oz, but it's peculiar) that if a woman has long legs, they are said to go all the way up to her arse. So if she has short legs, do they stop half way?

Can I just add that I am a leg man, pure and simple!

My wife has such long and shapely and sexy legs...

There's this expression (I don't know if it's peculiar to Oz, but it's peculiar) that if a woman has long legs, they are said to go all the way up to her arse. So if she has short legs, do they stop half way?

That's a Liverpool saying too!

Small world, innit?

It is indeed!

If the pen is mightier than the sword and a picture is worth a thousand words, how dangerous is a fax?

Felt rough today after Liverpool's victory last night - just too much wine!!!

How do you want your eggs, permed or blow-dried?

Slight tint please!

For those of you " in country.....lucky sods " I've just had a piece of toast with real lime marmalade on it....Ha beat that nerds !!!!!

Ooooh, I have back ache. Been working too hard!

England have started well in the test !!!

Felt rough today after Liverpool's victory last night - just too much wine!!!

HURRRRRRRRRRRAY!

Liverpooooooooooool is the best!!