But when did they let them sit down ?

randomly .........

happy I did not born as a woman ,

or in a wrong body , that will cause a heavy burden aint ?

randomly .........

happy I did not born as a woman ,

or in a wrong body , that will cause a heavy burden aint ?

AT LAST..............A fellow non-speller................Thank you thank you.

On this Day

1973: Stock Exchange admits women

Women are allowed on to the trading floor of the London Stock Exchange for the first time in the institution's 200 year history.

Yes that's right, but they were only the cleaners Ken !

Where's yer shovel Chavy. You're gonna need it when the ladies get hold of you

Where's yer shovel Chavy. You're gonna need it when the ladies get hold of you

Ladies...in Bedlam....they're all banned aren't they.....whoops

Almost took a random bullet yesterday.

Psychotic, schizophrenic BIL came to factory yesterday and tried to kill his sister. (third time this year - 1st with shots fired) Five shots were fired, two in the air, three within three feet of my wife.

Police held BIL for most of today, but the stupid laws in Thailand won't allow the police to remove his gun because the BIL actually has a license. No such thing as a restraining order in Thailand either.

FIL wants my wife to press attempted murder charges against his stupid, arrogant, layabout son.

randomly .........

happy I did not born as a woman ,

or in a wrong body , that will cause a heavy burden aint ?

AT LAST..............A fellow non-speller................Thank you thank you.

Que ?

Almost took a random bullet yesterday.

Psychotic, schizophrenic BIL came to factory yesterday and tried to kill his sister. (third time this year - 1st with shots fired) Five shots were fired, two in the air, three within three feet of my wife.

Police held BIL for most of today, but the stupid laws in Thailand won't allow the police to remove his gun because the BIL actually has a license. No such thing as a restraining order in Thailand either.

FIL wants my wife to press attempted murder charges against his stupid, arrogant, layabout son.

Random bullets are what our buddies from accross the pond call friendly fire

Err, shall we change location for our regular beer sessions ??

Almost took a random bullet yesterday.

Psychotic, schizophrenic BIL came to factory yesterday and tried to kill his sister. (third time this year - 1st with shots fired) Five shots were fired, two in the air, three within three feet of my wife.

Police held BIL for most of today, but the stupid laws in Thailand won't allow the police to remove his gun because the BIL actually has a license. No such thing as a restraining order in Thailand either.

FIL wants my wife to press attempted murder charges against his stupid, arrogant, layabout son.

Random bullets are what our buddies from accross the pond call friendly fire

Err, shall we change location for our regular beer sessions ??

Nah - no worries there.

FIL kicked BIL out of the house yesterday & then BIL went to the pump and lifted the days taking from the till. 146k Baht. Apparently he has moved over to the other side of Kabin to live & with the FIL calling for his blood, BIL is going to be busy avoiding everybody.

You have seen the guy mate. That day you came to the b/day party. Guy is nuts.

I have just finished day 1 of a 2 day presentation skills course - the things I do to make a living!

I've just finished day 5 of my 2 day presentation skills course. The things i'll do to get out of working

I've just finished day 5 of my 2 day presentation skills course. The things i'll do to get out of working

Hmmmnn!

Presentations are DANGEROUS !!!

Blood loss from paper cuts with all that wrapping paper are a real danger............wear gloves.

I've just finished day 5 of my 2 day presentation skills course. The things i'll do to get out of working

Hmmmnn!

I'd sooner sit on my ar5e all day on a course, eating free donuts and 3 course meals, than having to work.

P.S. I was only joshing, i've not been on a course really

I read it somewhere recently

however .... very funny.

De-hydrated water.

Presentations are DANGEROUS !!!

Blood loss from paper cuts with all that wrapping paper are a real danger............wear gloves.

And don't forget about Visual Aids

I've just finished day 5 of my 2 day presentation skills course. The things i'll do to get out of working

Hmmmnn!

I'd sooner sit on my ar5e all day on a course, eating free donuts and 3 course meals, than having to work.

P.S. I was only joshing, i've not been on a course really

Yeah, I kinda figured that!

ps we didn't have a 3-course meal. Crappy sandwiches and OJ!

Cost-cutting. TLW Oooops, wrong thread!

I read it somewhere recently

however .... very funny.

De-hydrated water.

Yes, just add water. Are you related to our esteemed brother Suegha, perchance?

Presentations are DANGEROUS !!!

Blood loss from paper cuts with all that wrapping paper are a real danger............wear gloves.

And don't forget about Visual Aids

Visuals aids, good!

Random post # 1821: This is not <deleted>!

E: I couldn't count

1822 - this is <deleted>!

1823 - Wanna bet?

1824 Only if I were a betting man!

1825 Yep, thought I'd slip the 'wager word' in. Unfair? Okay then: <deleted>!

1825 Yep, thought I'd slip the 'wager word' in. Unfair? Okay then: <deleted>!

How about Testicles? Then it could be TIT?

1826 - 1827 a good year for fine wines....so I'm told

Why is it cooler today....BTW ?

Because they add fizzy drinks to them...............

Yesterday in the UK it threathened to be spring, then today it's back to winter!

If you lose your watch, does that mean you've lost track of the time.

If your stop watch stops, is it a non-starter.