No not yet but, the air condition has arrived........ahh the relief

I'm having problems with my stools.

They're hard and difficult to get out.....................................

Never have the same trouble with the sofa though.

I'm on a 14 month overstay alone in my room with this PC and 25kg of top grade heroin. My hi-so Thai gf has just phoned to tell me she is pregnant and her daddy has arranged for some of his business associates to take me on a fishing trip. Then there are the fifteen Russians that I each sold a 25% stake in my bar/restaurant to that are now looking for me. On top of all that the BiB are currently hammering in the front door.

My question is, will this affect my chances of returning to Thailand next year and where is the best place to buy a Blackberry?

I'm on a 14 month overstay alone in my room with this PC and 25kg of top grade heroin. My hi-so Thai gf has just phoned to tell me she is pregnant and her daddy has arranged for some of his business associates to take me on a fishing trip. Then there are the fifteen Russians that I each sold a 25% stake in my bar/restaurant to that are now looking for me. On top of all that the BiB are currently hammering in the front door.

My question is, will this affect my chances of returning to Thailand next year and where is the best place to buy a Blackberry?

Just pay your fine at the airport, go to Singapore for the Blackberry (perhaps you can buy a fishing rod while there) and back to Thailand the next day.

And don't overstay again, you run the risk of getting into a lot of trouble that way!

' How many shopping days are left before Christmas ?

Phil - close, but it's your maid who you got pregnant and your hi-so g/f found out. Get it right, man!

Now that's random!

Random? Okay: 42

I am eating, Blue Vein, yoghurt.

Yummy, neva realised wot I bin missing.

Found it in my fridge.

Actually crumbled BV cheese and stirred it into the pack of yoghurt.

Really yummy.

Are you sure it was meant to be blue vein cheese?

Are you sure it was meant to be blue vein cheese?

When ya in supermarket, Ping, look for Mainland Blue Cheddar.

Best cheese going, all ya need for a flavoursome cheese and vegemite sammy.

NZ price is 6 bucks for 200 grams. (5.99)

It HAS flavour to make ya want to keep eating, quite strong.

Nuffin like the creamy style of Blue Vein cheese.

The blue forms in the cracks of a mature tasty cheddar, fab taste.

(No smattassed remarkes about cracks either)

Windows put my clock back just a few mins ago.......lotsa time now...

The thing with the blue vein is the idea of it that puts me off. I love many different kinds of cheeses - very few I won't eat, but blue vein is one of them. Just can't bring myself to do it. Don't eat yoghurt for the same reason.

Wow Ping, you do surprise me! I love all cheeses, smelly, veined, runny, etc. My yoghurt of choice is Goats yoghurt, I mix it with red grapefruit juice and have it on my 4-nut combo for brekky! Yummy!

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Is this the Ping & Pong thread ?

Nice on LK! Well spotted.

I smoke Camel.

They don't give very good head though.

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Is this the Ping & Pong thread ?

Where, who is Pong?

I live part the year in Pong......lovely

After my post I remembered....

Pong is the name of the owner of the "Spicy Thai Backpackers" in Chiang Mai.

A nicer bloke would be hard to come by.

I don't live in him..........Well I don't think I do ?

Is it just me or doesn't cling film cling as well as it used to?!?

Is it just me or doesn't cling film cling as well as it used to?!?

It's because of cost cutting mate !!

I bet Klingon's don't call it "cling film". It could be construed as racist or at the very least, harrassment.

I have it on good authority they call it "adherant plastic sheet" and use it for party pranks stretched over the toilet bowl.

It was used by kids as cheap condoms, at local college.

I have always wondered it that would work?

With Chris Robin....

redrus

Er, you've lost me...

Eye, me too....!

I have it on good authority they call it "adherant plastic sheet" and use it for party pranks stretched over the toilet bowl.

Stink bombs taped loosely to the pads under the toilet ring on a train. Close carefully and sit nearby, wait till someone sits down....! Class.

redrus

Class, indeed!

Cling film ( carefully ) the top of red wine glasses, works a treat.

Personal fav..................old CS Gas pellets pestle and mortared into a paste with aftershave. Spread liberally onto light bulbs in place of entertainment ( one of Kayo's bars ? ) during the day sit in said establishment until lights turn on, don gas mask and let heat from the bulb do the rest...........................Ahhhhhhhhhhhhh happy days.

With Chris Robin....

redrus

Er, you've lost me...

Eye, me too....!

I have it on good authority they call it "adherant plastic sheet" and use it for party pranks stretched over the toilet bowl.

Stink bombs taped loosely to the pads under the toilet ring on a train. Close carefully and sit nearby, wait till someone sits down....! Class.

redrus

Haven't heard of this rather elaborate one (with the stink bombs). Imagine the poor punter who feel foul of the prank. Some would probably be too embarrassed to leave the cubicle. What would you do? Wander out red faced and muttering about pranksters (whilst looking accusingly at the person seated closest to the cubicle)? I suppose there'd be a few who'd wander out with a self-satisfied smirk, trying to claim the trophy...