Yeah, there are some sad people out there!

I see happy people.

Half empty

Yeah, there are some sad people out there!

Ya have to read post #1950!

Stink bombs.

This thread is getting a stinking lot of posts....

Yeah, there are some sad people out there!

Ya have to read post #1950!

Oi I wasn't even a teenager when I did that, I wouldn't do it now....!

redrus

I don't think any of us would do it now!

Just thinking ..... aloud..... allowed.

Why do people say, "In Phuket"?

Should it not be "On Phuket"?

Like, "I stay in Chalong, on Phuket", sounds better.

In makes the place seem, underground, or worse, sunk......... LOL.

Imagine the song......

"Go tell it in a mountain" .........sheeesh... hehe.

There may be a rule in english grammar governing such a situation.

Lemme know, if so, summun, pliss.

If only I knew where did I go wrong or was it all wrong

I've got your answer, Pete. Post the question in the teaching forum. The thread will run for about three or four pages, they will all flame each other for a while as to why it is 'On' and not 'In' and vice versa, and then they will all finally agree that your OP was a troll. Example: http://www.thaivisa.com/forum/index.php?showtopic=177893

Nice one Ping

Thanks Ping that's classic stuff! I think I'll have to venture into the teaching forum more often for a laugh.

Are you kidding? I'll never venture in there if this is the type of <deleted> they discuss! It was funny though. I read the first page only.

What's wrong with this sentence?

'Has anyone read the entire thread?'

I am at Phuket airport sitting in a Phuket taxi on the island of Phuket thinking phukit I wanted to go to Samui.

I'm gonna hav a cuppa coffee and a biccie

I see sick people.

I'm off for a coffee too!

I am on a beer or tree wright now. Was on a coffee or six this morning.

Kan Win

I'm back!

So then I will back off-ski as the second shift has taken over.

Good evening from Thailand.

Happy Songkran to you all and please stay safe and sound.

Kan Win-ski

Nice one Ping

Methinx so too, Ping.

I sees, Kan Win, is there too.

Gunna have fun there, will put my piece in tomorra, and disturb the peace.....LOL

OOOOO, accidental double entendrée..

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NZ man's 'wombat rape' claim

The age

March 27, 2008

A New Zealand man who claimed to have been left speaking Australian after being raped by a wombat has been sentenced to 75 hours' community work for his trouble.

Arthur Ross Cradock, a 48-year-old orchard worker, admitted in the Nelson District Court yesterday to the charge of using a phone for a fictitious purpose, after calling police with the message, "I've been raped by a wombat".

Police prosecutor Sergeant Chris Stringer told the court that on the afternoon of February 11 Cradock called the police communications centre, threatening to "smash the filth" if they arrived at his home that night.

When asked if he had an emergency, he replied "yes", Mr Stringer said.

On a second subsequent call to the communications centre, Cradock told police he was being raped by a wombat at his Motueka address, and sought their immediate help.

He called police again soon after, and gave his full name, saying he wanted to withdraw the complaint.

"I'll retract the rape complaint from the wombat, because he's pulled out," Cradock told the operator at the communications centre, who had no idea what he was talking about, Mr Stringer said.

"Apart from speaking Australian now, I'm pretty all right you know, I didn't hurt my bum at all," Cradock then told the operator.

Mr Stringer said alcohol had played a big part in Cradock's life. However, defence lawyer Michael Vesty said alcohol was not a problem that day.

Judge Richard Russell said he was not quite sure what motivated Cradock to make those statements to the police.

In sentencing, he warned Cradock not to do it again.

The cap has fallen off one of my teeth and I must have eaten eat during the night...........I will miss breakfast and see if I feel hungry, then I'll report back.

The cap has fallen off one of my teeth and I must have eaten eat during the night...........I will miss breakfast and see if I feel hungry, then I'll report back.

I'm sure there are cheaper snacks you could indulge in when you get the midnight munchies.

Did you know twice as many people have climbed mount Everest than have swam the English channel?

Great big sweaty hairy <deleted>.

Soundman's on form then!

He is a form of something, that's for sure..............Oh happy day.

My wife and I have been 18 years married today!

Oh happy day...