I've been watching the boxing off and on. The scoring inconsistencies are beyond belief.

Yes, but it's still fairer than it used to be!

Yes, but it's still fairer than it used to be!

First a poem now this..........................racist

I would just like to thank the producers of Religious TV. After watching the spiritual advisor on " The hour of power ", I decided to take his teachings to heart.............

First up, to attain a level of spiritual peace, he said you must always finish what you started. With this in mind after going around the flat for an hour, I finished a bottle of Merlot, two bottles of Gin and a packet of valium............

It works !! never felt better.

I'm gone then... you look up the definition of 'procrastinate' in the dictionary and there's a picture of me beside it...

Oi, Ping.

I am president of Procrastinators Anon.

Or will be one day

Gotta get around to joining first.

......now where did I put that enrolment form.

Guess I need nominating too.

Ah well always tomorrow.

If I remember.................

Procrastinate Now! has always been my motto.

sounds just like my workers

There was an Aust related thread, musta fallen off.

Bit long, Ping wont read it, but hen he is an Ockor.....LOL

You know you're Australian if. .............

1. Hamburger. Beetroot. Of course.

2. Whatever your linguistic skills, you are able to order takeaway fluently in every Asian language.

3. When returning home from overseas, you expect to be brutally strip-searched by Customs - just in case you're trying to sneak in fruit.

4. When working behind a bar, you understand male customers will feel the need to offer an excuse whenever they order low-alcohol beer.

5. When you hear that an American 'roots for his team' you wonder how often and with whom.

6. You believe all famous Kiwis are actually Australian - until they stuff up, at which point they again become Kiwis.

7. You believe, as an article of faith, that every important discovery in the world was made by an Australian - but then sold off to the Yanks for a pittance.

8. You believe, as an article of faith, that the confectionary known as the Wagon Wheel has become smaller with every passing year. (Once they were 5"..Zpete)

9. You believe it makes perfect sense for a nation to decorate its highways with large fibreglass bananas, prawns and sheep.

10. You believe it makes sense for a country to have a $1 coin that's twice as big as its $2 coin.

11. You believe it is appropriate to put a rubber in your son's pencil case when he first attends school.

12. You believe that cooked-down axle grease makes a good breakfast spread. (Vegemite/Marmite)

13. You believe that stubbies can be either drunk or worn.

14. You believe that the more you shorten someone's name the more you like them.

15. You believe the 'l' in the word 'Australia' is optional.

16. You believe the phrase 'smart casual' refers to a pair of black tracky-daks, suitably laundered.

17. You call your best friend 'a total bastard', but someone you really, truly despise is just 'a bit of a bastard'.

18. You can translate: 'Dazza and Shazza played Acca Dacca on the way to Maccas.'

19. You find yourself ignorant of nearly all the facts deemed essential in the Federal Government's new test for migrants.

20. You get choked up with emotion at the first verse of the national anthem - and then have trouble remembering the second verse.

21. You know it's not summer until the steering wheel is too hot to handle.

22. You know that certain words must, by law, be shouted out during any rendition of The Angels' song 'Am I Ever Gonna See Your Face Again'.

23. You know the meaning of the word 'girt'.

24. You know what it's like to swallow a fly, on occasion via your nose.

25. You know, whatever the tourist books say, that no one says 'cobber'. Ever.

26. You pronounce Canberra as 'Can-bra'

27. You pronounce Melbourne as 'Mel-bin'.

28. You pronounce Penrith as 'Pen-riff'.

29. You shake your head in horror when companies try to market what they call 'Anzac cookies'.

30. You still don't get why the 'Labor' in 'Australian Labor Party' is not spelt with a 'u'.

31. You still think of Kylie as 'that girl off Neighbours'.

32. You think it's normal to have a leader called Kevin.

33. You think 'Woolloomooloo' is a perfectly reasonable name for a place.

34. You understand that all train timetables are works of fiction.

35. You understand that 'excuse me' can sound rude, while 's'cuse me' is always polite.

36. You understand that the phrase 'a group of women wearing black thongs' refers to footwear and may be less alluring than it sounds.

37. You understand that 'Wagga Wagga' can be abbreviated to 'Wagga' but 'Woy Woy' can't be called 'Woy'.

38. You understand that 'you' has a plural - and that it's 'youse'.

39. You waddle when you walk due to the 53 expired petrol discount vouchers stuffed in your wallet or purse.

40. You wear ugg boots outside the house.

41. Your biggest family argument over the summer concerned the rules for beach cricket.

42. You're secretly proud of our killer wildlife.

43. You've made a bong out of your garden hose rather than use it for something illegal - such as watering the garden, washing the car.

Apologies to Ping......

Yes, I read the first couple and the last couple...

E: Ambig

Yes, I read the first couple and the last couple...

E: Ambig

Whobig? You big?

^^ps good ones pete.

Yes, I read the first couple and the last couple...

E: Ambig

Whobig? You big?

^^ps good ones pete.

Hehehe.....

They not new, but thought well worth a posting.

Red cards for Ping, from those who believe Ping did not read them all.

My spelling.....grrrrr

^Not even a yellow to start with?

is the post random enough to be random?

.....Random rose, know one knows........

.. ....... ........... .......

I'm going back to bed. A huge Typhoon is abouy to hit HK and if they want me they can send a car !!!!

Is that what they say when they see a Typhoon approaching? Typhoon abouy, typhoon abouy?

I never could keep up with management changes.

Watching games closing ceremony.

No more games till 2010, TG.

Telly and news will be back to normal.

Is this the random posts thread?

As far as I've seen I'm outside the box

This is the random posts thread and my tummy is rumbling after a rather large breakfast!

Oh dear, I am soooo tired......

ZZZZZZZZzzzzzzzzzzzz,,,,,,,..........

Oh dear, I am soooo tired......

ZZZZZZZZzzzzzzzzzzzz,,,,,,,..........

Get rid of that fly and go to sleep then.

....coffffff!! ... splutter!! ........... coff!! ...... spitttt ......... ah that betta..

there's an open can of beetroot in the ridgey didge. Hamburgers can't be far away. Better check if there's pineapple.

I'm off to a barbie meself tonight. Must request the wife drives...

Last week the Aussie Immigration officials were ordered to allow Snoop Doggy Dog back into the country, after banning him for twelve months or more.

When asked why? The embarrassed Government spokesperson said

..................He was the only one entering the country we could think of that would be covered in gold medallions !!!!!!!!

Just browsing the Daily Telegraph, came upon this......

Worlds Ugliest Cars

This is the winner.......

Pontiac Aztek

http://www.telegraph.co.uk/motoring/main.j....xml&page=2 Go looksee.

I have to say whilst there are ugly cars in the list, I disagree with it - there are plenty of really attractive, if not a bit quirky, classics.