Mr Clarksons latest vehicle for evaluation.

Looks like titening of purses for top Gear.

Mite be LOW Gear now..........hahahaha

Last week the Aussie Immigration officials were ordered to allow Snoop Doggy Dog back into the country, after banning him for twelve months or more.

When asked why? The embarrassed Government spokesperson said

..................He was the only one entering the country we could think of that would be covered in gold medallions !!!!!!!!

Did you get dumped by an Australian barmaid suiging?

This thread is almost becoming Aussie bashing thread.!!!!!!!

Love it.........lol

Ya know Australians love stealing from Kiwis.

Phar Lap

Split Enz

Fred Dagg

...many more.

They copied NZ flag....... ok,

Now they are trying to pinch it........<deleted> !!!!!!!!

From the Sydney Morning Herald:

"The Kiwis are not only coming, but their dastardly plot to infiltrate local government is documented in family photographs across the leafy North Shore," writes Peter Attwater of Sydney.

During a ceremony at Ku-ring-gai Council recently, his friends - an English family of five - had just received their Australian citizenship documentation and posed with the mayor for a photograph.

"A helpful councillor came forward with a flag suggesting it would make a nice prop for the photograph," he writes.

The family agreed, but asked whether he had an Australian flag.

"Oh my God," said the councillor, "We've been using a New Zealand flag all night."

Imagine all those New Australians with NZ flag in their pix.

I just cracked up with that one......hahahaha.......PMPL.

It a nicer, cleaner, less cluttered flag.

Last week the Aussie Immigration officials were ordered to allow Snoop Doggy Dog back into the country, after banning him for twelve months or more.

When asked why? The embarrassed Government spokesperson said

..................He was the only one entering the country we could think of that would be covered in gold medallions !!!!!!!!

Did you get dumped by an Australian barmaid suiging?

Sadly just about all of my living rellies are Aussies. Love em to bits but can't help the odd wigging !!!!

True story though. When I was seven went to Aussie on holiday. Big thing to do in the early sixties, however father at that time wealthy ( lost the lot later ) and muggings here went to a posh school ( shortly after ended up in a crap one.....but that's another tale ).

Went to visit uncle in Newcastle NSW. Newcastle was a tough town in those days and on the first day there I opened the door to the milkman and said thank you to him in my then, plummy English accent..........

Milkman call me a Pommie Bastard and slapped my face, I was only bloody seven !!!!!!

My explain a few of the jokes if I'm honest.

Incredible. I just saw a little fly-buggy thing crawl inside the keyboard on my laptop. Now just waiting for a tiny scream, a spark and a blue flame...

Milkman call me a Pommie Bastard and slapped my face, I was only bloody seven !!!!!!

My explain a few of the jokes if I'm honest.

I've felt like doing the same thing a few times.

I think there is a line forming as we speak for that pleasure.....................

Anybody worked in Egypt before ?

Anybody worked in Egypt before ?

er, Omar Sharif ?

and that neighbour of yours from Hucknall Rd., Mustapha Crapp he did a job there, didn't he?

OK I'm on my way........

This thread is almost becoming Aussie bashing thread.!!!!!!!

I think that's really really not very nice at all and very unkind toward our fellow citizens.

We should really, and collectively, be a little bit more considerate towards them and kinder.

We could offend somebody, or even make somebody cry, and I don't think that is a very nice thing to do to another person.

...

...Especially when they already have a hard time reading, let alone standing up for themselves

Cheeky monkey!

This thread is almost becoming Aussie bashing thread.!!!!!!!

I think that's really really not very nice at all and very unkind toward our fellow citizens.

We should really, and collectively, be a little bit more considerate towards them and kinder.

We could offend somebody, or even make somebody cry, and I don't think that is a very nice thing to do to another person.

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...Especially when they already have a hard time reading, let alone standing up for themselves

Yeah, rite...Eh, Ping......OC etc crying, give over.

Wait till Brissie test in week or so.

You'll be crying in your pretzels...

If we lose. it's the NZ coach's fault.

It's so damm cold and wet here in the UK it's just depressing!

Well it's wet here too, Tiggs - but not cold and never depressing.

Never cold and never depressing?

Blue skies and 20-25 every day here. Getting depressing, we need the rain.

The girlies garlic and lemon grass plants are looking a bit sad, suppose I should water them.

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Ah, I think the answer lies in the soil.

how we sow

so shall we reap

I have just had 14 guests for Sunday Lunch - nice one!

Ps before anyone says it, I didn't eat the guests!

I have just had 14 guests for Sunday Lunch - nice one!

Ps before anyone says it, I didn't eat the guests!

So if you didn't eat the guests, who did ? Eh ?

The guests ate all the food and drank all the wine and went home merry - happy sunday!

It is 01:55am local Thai time - I can't sleep and am really tired

<sigh>

CB

What time is it now CB ? Wake up and look at your watch.

It is 01:55am local Thai time - I can't sleep and am really tired

<sigh>

CB

What you need is a few large Jim Beam sleeping pills.

It's been a long time since I saw a bodkin.

^ Handy, they are. But how many people use them for their original purpose?

Go Yoda !!!!