I'm half pissed from drinking too much wine. Still, the night is yet young, fully pissed is on the way!

Day off tomorrow...

Good luck with that fine objective Tiggs

Personal favourite at present Majella fromm OZ. Have you tried their ware ?

Have to be honest, having a bad day and know how these guys feel..............

I'm half pissed from drinking too much wine. Still, the night is yet young, fully pissed is on the way!

Day off tomorrow...

Good luck with that fine objective Tiggs

Personal favourite at present Majella fromm OZ. Have you tried their ware ?

Yes, very good indeed, although a bit expensive for everyday drinking.

I'm half pissed from drinking too much wine. Still, the night is yet young, fully pissed is on the way!

Day off tomorrow...

So kind of you to interrupt your drinking to pass that titbit of information on to us. Where are your priorities, man?!

I'm half pissed from drinking too much wine. Still, the night is yet young, fully pissed is on the way!

Day off tomorrow...

So kind of you to interrupt your drinking to pass that titbit of information on to us. Where are your priorities, man?!

I was working on the pc at the time. It was good time management!

Post-its are pretty tacky don't you think?

G/f is going back to visit the family in CM again - sigh

CB

When the cat's away...

Drink all the milk before the bleeder comes back.

When the cat's away...

....the kittens go hungry.

I have just watched Manchester City beat Portsmouth 6-0. Now that's a result!

Too many blasted mozzies. Where are they getting in?

Someone's mum, doesn't know.

What sumun's mum really oughta know.

Daily eating Vegemite on toast, keeps skeeters away.

Ed: spellin

Daily eating Vegemite on toast, keeps skeeters away.

Until it has been proven that that excuse for a snack spread reduces your CO2 output to zero, it will be, as it always has been, a total pile of <deleted>.

I have got nothing random to say!

So randomly say nothing !!!

Mozzies don't like to snack on people who have eaten Vegemite? Haven't heard that one before. I would far prefer to eat a Vegemite sanger than to cover myself with Aeroguard.

My wife just bought "Bargirl Barbie" home for our daughter....

platform shoes, mini skirt, midriff top, long hair and makeup and the clincher....no bra and no panties.

There's obviously a barbie doll for everyone.

Mozzies don't like to snack on people who have eaten Vegemite? Haven't heard that one before. I would far prefer to eat a Vegemite sanger than to cover myself with Aeroguard.

Been working in my family and cuzzies for as long as I remember.

I eat it most mornings, must be Vitamin B12 build up, tho' they say it doesn't build up.

Gunna keep it up, works well for me.

Doesn't happen over nite, but does work.

Neva tried rubbing it on.......LOL......ewwwwwwww, be licking myself alla time.

My wife just bought "Bargirl Barbie" home for our daughter....

platform shoes, mini skirt, midriff top, long hair and makeup and the clincher....no bra and no panties.

There's obviously a barbie doll for everyone.

You just had to look, didn't you...

Mozzies don't like to snack on people who have eaten Vegemite? Haven't heard that one before. I would far prefer to eat a Vegemite sanger than to cover myself with Aeroguard.

Been working in my family and cuzzies for as long as I remember.

I eat it most mornings, must be Vitamin B12 build up, tho' they say it doesn't build up.

Gunna keep it up, works well for me.

Doesn't happen over nite, but does work.

Neva tried rubbing it on.......LOL......ewwwwwwww, be licking myself alla time.

My wife just bought "Bargirl Barbie" home for our daughter....

platform shoes, mini skirt, midriff top, long hair and makeup and the clincher....no bra and no panties.

There's obviously a barbie doll for everyone.

You just had to look, didn't you...

She shaves too.

Too much information ?

Sorry.

My wife just bought "Bargirl Barbie" home for our daughter....

platform shoes, mini skirt, midriff top, long hair and makeup and the clincher....no bra and no panties.

There's obviously a barbie doll for everyone.

You just had to look, didn't you...

She shaves too.

Too much information ?

Sorry.

What, no Saudi moustache?

But do tell, are the other bits real or does she have wee implant scars?

BOYS!!

BOYS!!

Wait until we get a Ken doll.

BOYS!!

Wait until we get a Ken doll.

Becuase i'm waiting!

Actor Jason Statham finished 12th in the World Diving Championships in 1992

Diving? in 1992?

o... i don't know, i was only 2 years old that time

Actor Jason Statham finished 12th in the World Diving Championships in 1992

That's nothing BJ

Johnny Weissmuller won 5 Olympic Gold Medals & 1 Bronze. Weissmuller starred in six Tarzan movies for MGM with actress Maureen O'Sullivan as Jane, and Cheeta the Chimpanze. He made thirteen Jungle Jim movies between 1948 & 1954.

His image appeared amongst the crowd on the cover of The Beatles "Sgt Pepper's Lonely Hearts Club Band.

He was also married 5 times

For More :-

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Johnny_Weissmuller

All long before thithi was thought of.

..and as a post script. After Weismuller died in 1984, at his request, as his coffin was lowered into the ground, a recording of the Tarzan yell he invented was played three times.

Where's the emoticon for that ?

Beat that Mr BJ.

Actor Jason Statham finished 12th in the World Diving Championships in 1992

That's nothing BJ

Johnny Weissmuller won 5 Olympic Gold Medals & 1 Bronze. Weissmuller starred in six Tarzan movies for MGM with actress Maureen O'Sullivan as Jane, and Cheeta the Chimpanze. He made thirteen Jungle Jim movies between 1948 & 1954.

His image appeared amongst the crowd on the cover of The Beatles "Sgt Pepper's Lonely Hearts Club Band.

He was also married 5 times

For More :-

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Johnny_Weissmuller

All long before thithi was thought of.

..and as a post script. After Weismuller died in 1984, at his request, as his coffin was lowered into the ground, a recording of the Tarzan yell he invented was played three times.

Where's the emoticon for that ?

Beat that Mr BJ.

He did all those things but was still mugged 5 times