brown was the conservative politiction

for Glasgow until changing sides

and playing for celtic reserves

in front of a few

ever doggedly faithful but few

one man and his dog

are not allowed to have

pedigree dog food for two

russet curly hair pussy cats...

unless if they can talk

about rugby, racing and beer.......

plus loose women as well

as the latest village gossip

woman turned out to be

water buffaloes in clever disguise

moustache beard and pointed cap

cleverly worn to conceal their

mammary glands from the peeping....

long raincoat wearing seedy looking

uncles and aunties of the

dirty south where they like........

to grovel around in the

muddy fields, filled with dirty

dirty fish that yearn fresh

maggots that are fried and

marinated in nam pla with

chilli and no msg please ,

and a jug of water

with ice and a glass

of cream soda for girlfreind